I Robby Colton, do solemnly swear that the following story is fiction, wholly fiction, and nothing but fiction. Enjoy the crazy fantasy.
I have always been fascinated by the concept of time travel. I've always been intrigued by the thought of getting to relive a missed opportunity with a different outcome given a second chance.
I got my opportunity. It was time to change something that had been on my mind almost daily since that first opportunity. Remember, it's just one man's fantasy.
Something strange awakened me one morning at 6:10 AM. My wife, Diana, had already left for work and I was in the first month of enjoying my retirement from the county as a code enforcement office.
I had worked for the county for 32 years, the last 26 in code enforcement.
I wasn't sure what woke me from my slumber until I looked up and saw a young man, probably in his mid-20s, standing at the entrance to my bedroom.
He looked pleasant. There was nothing in his appearance that seemed threatening at all.
He had short, dark, wavy hair. He wore a Hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts. His voice was calm and assuring.
"Good morning, Mr. Colton."
He knew my name. I nearly reached into my nightstand drawer and pulled out my loaded handgun. However, despite my natural instincts, I didn't go for it. I politely asked him why the hell he got there and why he was in my room.
"Mr. Colton, I go wherever I want. I'm not a mortal, although I can take on that form. I know about you, your wife, you two sons, your career, everything."
"Are you some kind of god or something?" I asked.
"No sir. There are realms around you that very few people even realize that exist. There are many like me that take on various forms to assist others."
"I need assistance?" I asked calmly yet questioning his intentions.
I thought maybe this was some sort of weird dream. I took some strong pain medications sometimes that could trigger strange dreams, but I hadn't taken those in a few days and this was nothing remotely resembling those dreams.
Everything was vivid. Everything. The baseball and softball trophies on my dresser. The picture of my family on my nightstand and on the wall. The wood floor below. The hope chest located at the foot of the bed. It was as real as it could get. No dream was ever this detailed.
"My name on earth is Michael," said the visitor. "I would like to spend some time talking to you. You'll be surprised at how much I know."
I got out of bed and put on my robe. Diana and I always sleep in the nude and I didn't feel right sitting there in the nude talking to a guy...or whatever this being was.
"Mr. Colton, you've lived an exemplary life. You've been a good worker, an honest employee, and the ideal husband and father."
"I also know that you were a virgin until you met Diana and was barely 20 years old before you had intercourse. That's very unusual by the standards set in the sexual revolution age. You've also been 100 percent faithful to Diana since then. That's commendable."
"I also know some of your intimate thoughts and fantasies. You turned down opportunities where you could have enjoyed an encounter with a female. Some was the fear of rejection. Some was for other moral concerns."
"Still, you've often thought of those times and wondered what would have happened if you'd behaved differently. Well, I'm giving you that opportunity to find out."
I understood what he was saying but had no idea how he planned on making it happen.
"I can make it happen. I'm not constrained by time. I can take you anywhere in your past and let you relive it...with the desired results."
"There are some conditions, though."
I was listening.
"Well, I'm not going to help you cheat on your wife or with anyone else's wife. Any occurrence will have to be before you were married. In fact, before you were engaged."
"Also, you will be the only one with the memory of what happens after the event. Any woman you get will not have any memory of the event after you've left."
"The good news? No worry about pregnancies or diseases. These are fantasies being fulfilled. In your fantasies, there's no way you need to worry about that."
"I have a database of your life. Give me a list of the times that you would like to have done something different and get the girl in bed. I know this sounds unreal to you, but it's as real as it can get. In fact, I'll prove it to you."
I looked at him, still thinking that this was an illusion.
"You and Diana went to dinner last night at Olive Garden. I'll send you back there right now. Right up to the point where you place your dinner order. When you're convinced, just say 'take me home, Michael' and you'll be right back here."
Immediately, I was transported to the previous night. Same waiter. We each had our glasses of wine. Same clothes. I had ordered the lasagna, but this time I ordered the Chicken Alfredo. Diana ordered the same meal.
Sure enough, our meals came out and I figured I'd enjoy another meal. I could go back before the check came. If Michael was right, no one else involved would have a memory of this.
"Take me home, Michael" I said out loud. Diana looked at me strangely, but before I had to explain myself, I was back in my room. Just like earlier, I was sitting on the hope chest, wearing nothing but my robe.
This shit was real, but so unlikely that I tried to wake myself up from my dream. It wasn't a dream.