They head to the Pillar of Fire's demesne to get answers on who Jessica is. Will their worst fears be realized, or is something else afoot?
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Chapter 17
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Prodigal Daughter
Eldon's phone ringing startled him awake.
"Whaβ?" He rubbed his eyes and sat up. Mandy groaned and rolled away from him, but Shlee whimpered and cuddled up closer. They were together on the floor at the foot of the bed. Sonia and Shelly were near the front of the car, by the fountain. His mom and dad had the bed and didn't seem to notice Eldon's phone ringing.
By the time he pulled it from the glove compartment where he'd placed it after calling the president yesterday, he'd missed the call. He didn't recognize the number. He put the phone back, and turned back to his girlfriends when it dinged to let him know he had a voicemail.
He looked out the front windshield, rubbing his eyes again to get rid a few crusties. With the magical spacial difference between the interior and exterior of the car, the view was distorted, but not enough that he couldn't make out the sun rising out over the horizon. They were on land after traveling through the Atlantic Ocean all night. Eldon didn't know if they were travelling across Africa to get to Egypt, or if they'd entered the Mediterranean and were in Egypt now. Either way, it explained why he had cell phone service.
He glanced at Shlee and Mandy, the former being held in the latter's four arms, and decided that looked more enjoyable than listening to the voicemail.
Unfortunately, just as he took a step towards them and a bit more sleep, his phone rang again.
"Who's calling at this hour?" his mom demanded with an angry groan.
Eldon rushed back to his phone before it could wake her or anyone else up more.
"Hello?" he asked in a quiet voice as he sat in the passenger seat. Despite all the changes that'd happened to the Orange Bubble, it still had its original front seats, steering wheel, and dashboard.
"Is this Eldon Lance?" a female voice asked from the other end. Before he could answer, it continued, "Of course it is, sorry. I just listened to your voicemail message."
"Who is this?" he responded, still keeping his voice low.
"It's me, Iβ" the voice cut off, an unmistakable sound of disappointment filling the other voice. "I guess I can understand why you don't remember me. It was just that one kiss, but it was one helluva kiss! I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Or about you."
"A kiss?" Eldon asked, trying to figure out who this was, but coming up blank.
"I tried to see you when you were in the hospital, but they wouldn't let me in," she continued as though she hadn't heard him. "Then I tried to get your attention as you left. I thought you might have looked at me, but you just got into your car. By the way, how did you all fit in there? Is it like a clown car or is it magical, like you and that kiss?"
"Who are you?" Eldon asked again. This time his voice rose a little as he tried to get a straight answer from her. He remember some strange redhead yelling for him as he left the hospital, but there were more important things on his mind then. Hadn't Sonia said her name was...
"Megan?" the word slipped from his mouth before he could think better of it.
"You
do
remember me!" she squealed loud enough that he had to pull the phone away from his ear. "I told Bobby you would. He didn't believe me when I dumped his stupid jealous ass."
"Um, yeah..." Eldon grimaced as he tried to think of a polite way to get her off the phone. "Soβ"
"So I know you're a busy man and all, what with your father being who he is, but I was wondering if we could get together sometime?" She was like a runaway bull, not even letting him get in a word.
"I'm in Egypt right now, and about to go to the Shadow Worldβ" he tried again, but she interrupted.
"Oh, I would
love
to visit the Shadow World. I can't afford a plane ticket to Egypt, but I can get to the nearest portal here in New York. How do I find you once I'm there?" Runaway bull? No, she was a freaking freight train.
"You're not going to win this one, Lover," Shlee whispered next to him right before licking his neck.
He jumped, not having heard her approach. She was like a stalking wolf when she wanted to be.
"I know," he whispered and covered the mouthpiece of the phone. "But she doesn't listen to me!"
"Tell her you have two girlfriends already," Mandy stated as she came up next to Shlee. Both women were fully dressed, but they were also beautiful with their hair slightly tousled. "The truth is usually best, anyway." She covered her mouth as she yawned with her two left hands.
"Hello? Are you there?" there was fear in Megan's voice as she asked. "Is the reception terrible in Egypt?"
Eldon swallowed, worried that he was about to break her heart, but it was better this way, anyway. He didn't know why he was worried about a woman he didn't know, even if she claimed to know him. Perhaps he was getting too soft.
"Look, Megan, I already have two girlfriends, and I, uh..." this time he trailed off, surprised he even got that much out.
"Oh..." she sounded speechless for the first time since he answered his phone. It didn't last long. "The four-armed woman, and Shlee Olsen, right? I mean, I knew about your dad and his wives, so it kind of makes sense. That also explains why you're so damned good at kissing! You must get a lot of practice in. They're both pretty hot, so I can understand why you wouldn't want to be seen with someone like me."
"I didn't mean it like that," he told her before he could stop the words from escaping his mouth. He glared at Mandy, blaming her for the truth slipping from his tongue, but his lips weren't done yet. "You're pretty hot and sexy too." He cringed as he realized what he'd just said, but couldn't take it back. She