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Everyone is over eighteen. If you are not deeply into fantasy pulp fiction, gender fluidity and pansexuality, you are in the wrong place. This chapter also features mind control, though not in a sexual way. It also features an overabundance of backstory and long rambling internal monologues. Consider yourself warned!
BEHOLD! I, Thutmose-Neferkare, royal scribe, chief librarian and high priest of the divine Ra do bid thee welcome back to the fifth scroll in "The Saga of Tallia the Unwilling". Know ye that the drought is over and that the sex is back, yay, and big time. Fear not, good readers! I shall not risk the righteous wrath of Ra by engaging in that most pernicious of practices known as spoilers. Read for thyself the hotness! But before that can unfold, I feel that there is one most calamitous issue that cannot be ignored and that we must discuss forthwith.
Now, my good readers, you know that I, the most exalted Thutmose-Neferkare, hate to bring politics into these translations. Even now, I hear thee cry from thy place of resting, lo, do we not get enough of that shit from the town criers who do yell at us day and fucking night? Cannot we haveth a damn break to read our smut in peace?! Verily, tis the truth. The twenty four hour town-crier cycle, behold, it has become most brutal. But on this matter, alas, I have no choice but to speak.
I speak, of course, about the plague of locusts that hath assaulted our noble lands. Some say the plague is the fault of the gods. That is of course blasphemy and we are even now burning those people out back behind the temple outhouses. Some say that our most grand and divine Pharaoh is the cause of this plague on our fair realm. Also burning. Some say instead it is the noble priesthood of Ra who should taketh the blame. Do you people enjoy having thy wicked bottoms roasted on the pyres of righteousness?
No, the simple and obvious truth, as much as it pains me to bespoke it, is that these locusts are in fact your fault, dear reader. Thou hast taken the gods for granted. Even the simplest of tasks, such as carving five stars upon the Sacred Wall of Thoth, many of you hath forsaken! What are the gods to do with such callous contempt? Frankly, thou should count thyselves most fortunate that it is only locusts. Ra hath come to me in sacred visions and said, "Lo, my exalted one, tell them that the frogs, boils and fire-hail are locked and fucking loaded." Seriously. Ra hath totally told me that.
Good readers, I pray thee, spare thyself this divine judgement! Unharden your hearts and relent in thy wickedness! Go forth and let thy repentances and lamentations save us from this scourge! Also, if ye be truly contrite, know that the Temple of Ra accepts repentance in the form of talents of gold, talents of silver and talents oral.
Yay, let it be written! Yay, let it be done!
Chapter Five: Daddy Issues
Arion Three-Eyes set on his throne in his sanctum, barely able to suppress a smirk, and contemplated his grand victory. He had in one stroke captured three assassins sent by the depraved Temple of Love in the far kingdom of Kourion. He had also recaptured that troublesome sidhe his patrols had caught skulking about the lower levels of his fortress. Another assassin had possibly escaped -- the wizard was half certain he had seen a shadowy figure skulking behind the pathetic band of would-be killers -- and so his minions were even now scouring his castle. Possibly he had his minions chasing a phantom, but at least it would keep those dullards on their toes. Even if they found nothing, this remained a most magnificent victory.
'Magnificent', he mused. This was nothing compared to the victories ahead! Soon the thrones of all the world would bow before his greatness! His powers were growing. He once had to dominate slaves slowly and one at a time, crafting minds like an artisan crafts pottery. But during this battle he had brought low an entire force of foes at once and implanted within the very deepest parts of their souls unquestioning obedience.
Trouble though did weigh upon him. How had a temple from the other side of the world managed to track him? This was a most worrisome question and one for which he could conjure no good answer. Their network of spies must be more extensive than he had given them credit. Or perhaps one of the smugglers in Denggang had sold him out. Those murdering, motherless bastards knew no loyalty save for gold. He actually respected that about them. They had abandoned all pretense of morality or virtue. They were the honest face of humanity.
But how would they even know about the damned temple in the first place? The very reason he had come to the so-called Rice Lands of Dao was because of its distance and remoteness. There was no trade, no language in common and the realms did not even know the other existed. And yet there was no denying -- he had a golden-tressed Kourion-born priestess locked up in his dungeon. He pondered this puzzle for a while and, making no progress, just had to let it stand unanswered. That uncertainty, more than anything else, genuinely annoyed him.
Bah! What did the method matter? There was little sense in wasting too much time in investigation. The damage was done. His enemies had clearly located his most secret of redoubts. He could abandon this fortress and relocate yet again... no, not from just one such ineffectual assassination attempt! Fleeing would be costly. And he was so close to being ready to march upon Denggang, take control of a fleet and seize the entire sprawling coast of Dao. He would at last have a kingdom under his control where he could begin to build forth his empire. He would convert thousands of pathetic rice harvesters into mighty beast-men slave soldiers. He would raise up legions from these wretched farms! Give that up over three pathetic assassins? No! He would increase security and prepare for the worst. But his plans must move forward! By the Mother of Monsters, there would be no further delays!
He traced his finger along the green glass case that held the Amazon's sword. The attack had yielded other rewards. He had recovered a strange but obviously magic weapon of unknown pedigree. The armament was adorned with Amazonian runes of obvious antiquity. The inscription upon the blade was of course nonsense about being a worthy warrior bonded in blood. Doubtless, he reasoned, some sort of quasi-religious oath of this ancient warrior-woman cult. He had scant interest in their nearly extinct dogmas and idiotic honor codes.
But the metal of the blade -- far more interesting. He would need to do a thorough alchemical analysis upon the alloy. Perhaps he could transform the blade into a weapon fit to equip a commander of his own army. Better yet -- find the secret of its construction and make a whole legion's worth! That would be truly splendid -- a thousand frenzied wolf-men slaves wielding blades of bright metal hunting his enemies down like frightened rabbits. This fine project would have to wait though.
More urgent were the prisoners... What to do about them? The priestess of course would make a fitting sacrifice to the demon queen. The goddess did so love to eat the hearts of devotees of rival gods. The wizard contemplated torturing her. "Where there is one priest, there may be more," he muttered aloud only to himself. As much fun as it would be to watch her squirm on a rack, it was again probably a waste of time. The woman was obviously a fanatic. He could sense that even from peering into her shallowest surface thoughts. He could put her deeper into thrall to penetrate her most guarded secrets, but the more complete the control, the less memory was preserved.
'Her brains would probably dribble out of her ears before she'd betray her cursed sex cult,' the wizard mused. 'No, she gets to feel the knife on my altar. The priestess dies on the next auspicious alignment. I'll make a proper ceremony of it. The demon queen will enjoy that. When was that again? Soon.' He'd need to check with the astrological charts.
The small fellow was obviously a servant. Arion would give him a thorough brain washing and make him into a beast man. He could apologize for daring to oppose the wizard by giving his life in battle for him. Such pathetic creatures were born to be slaves.
The Amazon he served though was more interesting. She had born the magic sword and very nearly resisted the eye! She had been the last to bend the knee and then only just. On one hand, she might just be an usually willful sell-sword hired by the love cultists. But there was something... Such willpower! Such intensity of purpose! She bore further investigation, certainly. The arena! The idea had such merit, he was surprised it had taken him this long to conceive it. She would make fine entertainment and, broken and pleading for her life, she might reveal much about her former masters.
Yes, but who to match her against? So many possibilities! She had defeated the hydra, but that was when she wielded her magic sword. Without it was she anything special? He must know! This was a perfect excuse to bring forth a new creation. And then he remembered what his hunters had brought him only three days ago. Yes, yes, yes! It was destiny they should meet in his arena. What a spectacle! What a show! Now, he simple could not wait.
But no, don't be hasty, mused Arion. It would not do to rush this. There was much work ahead if this was to done right.