"Ryan, we have a proposal for you. It will be quite lucrative for you, but to be completely honest it will require a lot of self-control, self-discipline and determination. It could also be stressful. We would like to have this type of gathering including the strip club (Kirk and Blair broke down laughing for Victoria calling this a gathering) every Friday or Saturday night. We will pay you $1000/week and in fact we will pay you $1000 even for tonight. We want you to start wearing the patch beginning tonight. But this is only the start." said Victoria.
"Are you gonna get up and dance again to "Start Me Up" again? giggled Blair.
"Very funny. November starts in a couple of days. Have you ever heard of no nut November or the no fap movement?" asked Victoria.
"Yeah. That's when guys don't cum in November or even longer." replied Ryan.
"Well, it's more than that. You not only don't ejaculate but no masturbation or pornography is permitted. The no fap people call it PMO (porn, masturbation, orgasm). Now let's address some details that illustrate that you're really gonna have to earn this 1 grand/week. First, the patch will prevent you from ejaculating. Second, no porn watching is allowed. We'll come back to that later. Third, masturbation is prohibited. You would think that with the patch you could spend half the day edging until your body turns into one big horny penis, but the patch is electronically tethered to all three of our smart phones (Kirk's Blair's and mine). If you begin masturbating, a signal will be sent to our phones, and you will get a text within the hour which informs you that we have caught you wanking. Rule #4 is no strip club visits except with us and unfortunately your friend Logan cannot join the four of us. You're just going to have to come up with a story to Logan that you don't want to go to strip clubs anymore. And # 5 is that you cannot have sex. Do you have a girlfriend or fuck buddy."
"No. I don't."
"Well, that's good that you don't have to come up with some excuse as to why you don't want to have sex anymore."
"Blair, you can pick it up the instructions from here," said Victoria.
"We will give you one do-over and only one... one mulligan. You can jerk off and goon out all you want for one hour but be sure that you have your phone with you because when you get that text after your one hour of wanking, you only have a fifteen-minute grace period. Any masturbating after the fifteen-minute grace period and you are disqualified. Plus, any masturbation after your one mulligan and you will be released from our clinical trials and no more $1000 per week.
Now we know guys your age get nocturnal penile tumescence or more commonly known as morning wood or a morning erection. The patch can recognize the difference between masturbation and a hard on. The patch looks particularly for excessive friction on the penis resulting in a large blood flow to the genitals. This is the patch's identifier for masturbation.
Now, back to the porn that Victoria mentioned. We have several concurrent avenues that will preclude you from watching porn. Number one is that Kirk will come to your house and set up a porn blocker on your PC, laptop, tablet, smart phone etc. Obviously, you can probably access porn at other places like work, a friend's' house, your parents' house or the library or you may already have a stash on your computer's hard drive. So, the porn blockers will most likely only minimize your viewing of pornography. I assume you watch porn?" asked Blair.
"Sometimes... maybe.... occasionally."
"I'll take that as a yes and move on."
Victoria smiled and sheepishly laughed and said, "Ryan we know almost all guys watch porn; it is not embarrassing."
"Do you have any pay channels like Showtime, Cinemax or HBO?" asked Blair.
"Yeah, I have a TV streaming service that includes all three." replied Ryan.
"Well, those are gonna have to go to. When Kirk comes to your house, you guys will call the cable company or streaming company or whatever so that Kirk can confirm that you don't have any R rated, X rated or soft porn on your TV. Number 2 is where the rubber meets the road concerning porn. Every four weeks we will have Rex from our company administer a comprehensive lie detector test." said Blair.
"A lie detector test; this is like straight outta that movie "Meet the Parents" when Robert De Niro hooks his future his future son-in-law up to that lie detector and askes "have you ever rented X-rated movies". exclaimed Ryan.
"Rules are rules; the three of us didn't develop them." said Victoria.
"What about false positives. They do occur from time to time" asked Ryan.
"Good question." replied Kirk.
"Just like modern day commercial airliners have redundancies, we do as well. In that scenario, you will come to our office on the following day where you will receive a second lie detector test. If you fail that, you are given an hour to relax, and a third test will be administered, and all three tests are conducted by different people. Rex will perform the first and he will not be involved in the second or third. Three strikes and you are out of the trial." said Kirk.
"Where will that first lie detector test with Rex take place." asked Ryan?
"It will be done at Victoria and Blair's apartment. He shows up in a van and stays in the van until we call him and then he brings all his equipment in. He even brings an assistant with him. We spare no expense; remember our owner is committed to another 1 billion dollars in R and D expenditures over the next five years." said Kirk.
"So, what do you think? asked Victoria.
"Well, this question is kind of embarrassing, but will I get to join you guys on the bed? asked Ryan.
"Probably not in the first 4 weeks, but we'll evaluate at that point but remember we're paying you $1000 a week plus a live sex show and Blair and I will tease and touch you throughout our threesome." replied Victoria.
"Now you said the lie detector would be every four weeks; how many weeks are we talking about for the trial?" asked Ryan.
"We will start at four weeks and go from there; heck at that point you already have 4 grand in your pocket. Look at it this way: all those no nut November guys and no fappers don't get paid for their efforts. They say it even increases their mental health, self-esteem and willpower. I don't know if that is true, but many seem to swear by that." replied Victoria.
"One other thing I forgot to mention is that we will meet at the strip club every Friday or Saturday night to begin the evening. We will pay for the cover, your drinks, food and probably five or six seductive dances with all those hot girls." said Victoria.
"What if I go at of town on business or visit my family" on that day or weekend?' Ryan asked.
"We will work with you and be flexible; you don't have to worry about that." replied Kirk.
After Victoria had put her thong and dress back on, she reached into her purse and removed ten $100 bills. She gave these to Kirk - his first $1000. They had already promised him a grand even if he did not accept the proposal.
Ryan agreed to the terms; nothing was signed, but Kirk was scheduled to arrive at Ryan's apartment at 2:00 PM the next day (Saturday) to install all the porn blocking software. Kirk and Ryan exchanged e-mails and cell phone numbers, and the next Friday night at the topless bar was a go - with Blair coming this time as well. Ryan had already done the quick math on his calculator; he would make $143/day for no porn, masturbation or orgasms. He mentally convinced himself that this was enough motivation even without the free strip club visits not to mention watching Blair and Victoria get naked, get fucked and then driving Kirk off the orgasmic cliff every weekend.
Most of the no nut or no fap crowd would consider this Saturday as Day 1, but unfortunately for Ryan he had abstained from masturbation and an orgasm since the previous Saturday and had abstained from porn since Thursday. So, he really was on day 2 of no porn and day 7 of no masturbation or orgasms. He decided that he was rolling with this as Day 7 as his baseline (at least for his own internal mental record).
Kirk arrived promptly at 2:00 PM on Saturday just a mere 13 hours after leaving Victoria's apartment. After Kirk had installed porn blockers on all of Ryan's devices plus calling his streaming company, Kirk summarized the visit:
"What I installed is an extremely powerful porn blocker that should prevent any explicit content from filtering in. Now this next part you may not like, but you do have workarounds. Me, Victoria, Blair and our Manager, Lana, are your accountability partners. We can see any websites you go to. We cannot see files - only your online activity. My recommendation is that you handle your online financial and banking activities at your workplace or at a library unless of course you trust us all, and I wouldn't if it was me. I know this is an inconvenience, but I use my work computer a lot to look at my bank info and investment portfolio. Does your company constantly monitor your online activity - because if they do, I can remove the accountability partner stuff from this and then it will only send an e-mail to us if you attempt to access a risquΓ© site. But if you're OK with our extensive computer oversight, we will give you another $5,000 for the inconvenience of us monitoring your every keystroke and website."
"No, my company doesn't monitor my every move, so I can probably live with this, but I wish you had told me this before and I haven't even met this manager of yours, what's her name Lana?" said Ryan.
"My fault. We can stop right now if don't want to go through with this. In fact, I'll just give you another $1000 right now for wasting your Saturday afternoon and we can go our separate ways." said Kirk.
"No, the money is great, and the girls are gorgeous, so let's continue to roll. said Ryan.