When I woke Saturday morning, I smelled coffee, but no bacon. And Andrew did not come through the bedroom door bearing a tray. I got up, wrapped a robe around me, and walked out to the living room. Andrew stood behind the partly open front door, guiding the Bradleys out.
Muffled words came from the other side of the door, but I couldn't catch them.
"Yes, they both have been properly disinfected," said Andrew. He shut the door and turned.
"Evaline, breakfast is ready," he said quietly. " Your friends are at the table. Please, come get the coffee." Through my sleep-addled brain it took a moment to figure out that Andrew intended that I serve my friends. Normal pleasure 'bots did not do that work.
Betty, Kiki and Suki sat at the table, definitely looking worse for wear.
"Good morning, ladies. Up for breakfast?"
They groaned as I went into the kitchen, and took the pot of coffee, and plate of pastries Andrew handed me.
"God, Evaline, you're a lifesaver," said Betty as I poured her coffee. Kiki and Suki just stared at their cups as I filled them. I poured my own, and took a sip of Andrew's delicious coffee.
"I hope you had fun last night."
"I must have," said Betty. "I don't remember any of it."
"Shame," I said taking another sip.
"Funny thing," said Suki, "I don't either."
"I remember the Jell-O shots," said Kiki. "Not much after that. When did you have the time to make those, Evaline?"
"Hmm?" I said.
"A note hung on the kitchen door that said to look in the refrigerator if you weren't home. And we did."
"Oh boy, did we," said Betty.
"I kinda remember them now," said Suki. "Very tasty."
The women lapsed into silence while I wondered what my devious robot put in the Jell-O shots.
Note to self: put a lock on the liquor cabinet when you change locks on Monday.
But with no memories of the previous night, they couldn't testify to Andrew's non-bot like behavior. And I wasn't going to let them ruminate last night now.
"Drink up, ladies. I hate to rush you, but I've got to get to the office."
#
"I do not understand," said Andrew as he helped me dress after my friends left, "why you need to go to work on Saturday morning. Does not everyone else take this as a day off?"
I wasn't in the mood for this. Andrew took real chances in the level of inebriation that he pushed my friends to, the way he orchestrated last night's 'festivities.' My friends would know Andrew for more than an obedient pleasure 'bot if they reclaimed their memories. Nor did I appreciate him putting our sex life on display. As he stood there, with that constantly smug smile of his, Andrew pissed me off. That he waited for me with there with the new slacks and sweater set he bought for me pissed me off too. In fact, everything about Andrew pissed me off today.
"High profile lawyers don't get days off, Andrew. I might get a short day here and there."
"But you need rest. You've had a very busy week."
"What is this?" I said annoyed. "This is my life, Andrew, MY life. This is what I do. And guess what, Sundays I play golf with clients, and then go into the office, and then Monday I get to get up and start the week all over again."
"You need rest," he said.
"I need you to fucking back off."
He stepped back, surprised at the vehemence in my words.
"If that is what you desire, I will back off." He let go of my new clothes, and they dropped to the floor.
Damn if his robot voice sounded hurt. But that wasn't possible. It was just an algorithmic response to the intensity of my words.
"What the hell, Andrew," I said as I retrieved the sweater set and slacks. He didn't say a word, and stood there with his arms crossed as I put on them on.
"I'm sorry, Andrew," I said. "You are right. I am tired. I'll make it a short day, and we can relax in tonight."
"If you wish," he said in that pissy tone of his.
I huffed as I slipped on a pair of silk socks that matched the outfit, and a pair of casual brown leather pumps with a low heel. He stood there motionless, not offering compliments on how I looked, not fixing my hair as he usually did. I brushed my hair out to hang loose on my shoulders.
I grabbed my briefcase myself.
"Have a good day, Andrew," I said. He didn't reply.
I shook my head and headed out the door.
#
I don't know why I bothered to argue with Andrew. What difference did it make? He was a robot, a pleasure 'bot, and I'd let the thing take over my life. That had to stop.
After I made the rounds through the office, greeted the people there and noted who wasn't, I fetched a cup of coffee. Since I gave Caroline the weekend off, I had to do for myself. I didn't mind this. I enjoyed the less formal atmosphere of the office on Saturday. There were no ringing telephones, or interruptions by needy associates, or demands from partners. I could focus on the work.
With the prospect of peace and quiet, I opened my briefcase to pull out the reports on Cicily the programmer and the case law on non-standard programming.
Not only the main programmer at Androdyne, Cicily Wells ran the company with co-owner and CEO Sinta Grant. Sinta worked the hardware side, while Cicily designed their proprietary software. Between them they created the first toybots, their Andrew series.
Androdyne was to toybots like Apple was to the computing world. They produced top of the line products out the gate. But other companies soon caught up, made their robots cheaper, and added popular features. The cheaper toybots broke more often. That didn't bother many consumers who grew bored with different features. They'd just trade-in their toybots for ones with newer features.
Androdyne aficionados, however, were legend in their devotion to their Andrews to the point of even holding conventions to celebrate the original toybot. In fact, even the word 'toybot' belonged to Androdyne, trademarked along with their first creation. Much like Kleenex refers to tissues, the word toybot became common usage.