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The Earthquake In The Saloon

The Earthquake In The Saloon

by trihard5g
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Mona was the most voluptuous barmaid in the small frontier town. She strutted into the saloon with a seductive sway in her hips. Her movements could make even the most stoic of men drop their jaws in awe. Her silken dark hair cascaded down her back. And her suntanned breasts threatened to spill out of her tight, low-cut corset. Her eyes gleamed with a trace of lust. She scanned the room, looking for the thirsty grins of the patrons eager to quench their desires.

The wooden floorboards creaked under the weight of her high-heels. She made her way to the stage. The rowdy chatter and clinking of glasses came to an sharp halt. As she stepped up the limelight illuminated her curvaceous figure. Her lacy red satin dress was scandalously short for the time. It even had a slit from hem to her mid thigh, teasing the eyes of the rough men. After a hard day's work in the silver mines, the men leaned forward to admire her. Their calloused hands gripped their beers with anticipation.

With a sultry smile playing on her full, glossy lips, Mona began to shake her ass. She lifted her dress to the side to reveal her ass, sculpted by the gods of carnality, twerking and jiggling it with the seduction of a seasoned exotic dancer. Each cheek bounced to the rhythm of the honky-tonk music, sending waves of pure lust rumbling through the crowd. The men who watched were transfixed. Her hips moved in a hypnotic dance that could make the most pious of souls question their devotion. The motion was so intense, so mesmerizing, that it seemed to shake the very foundation of the saloon. As if the earth itself was responding to her erotic prowess.

She danced with the confidence of a woman who knew she could make every head turn and every jaw drop. She had a body that defined the typical stereotypes of her profession, a perfect frame to say the least. This woman knew exactly what she was doing. Her stomach was as flat and firm as a washboard, the result of countless nights of dancing and the occasional roll in the hay with any generous patrons. Her hips were especially wide, her thighs thick and fine, and her ass, oh that ass, it was a thing of legend. It jutted out like a round shelf, and she had the uncanny ability to bounce each massive piece of flesh individually.

She lifted her skirt, turned around, and bent over at the waist. The light cast an amber glow over Mona's glistening butt cheeks. It was almost as glittery as the polished mahogany bar where the bottles of sweet amber liquid gleamed like gold in a pirate's treasure chest. And sweetness was what Mona promised with every dance step she took. She turned her head, looked back at her ass, looked up at the crowd, and back at her ass with a devious smirk. Then smacked it as hard as she could with her palm. The horny men cheered to show their appreciation.

Her dance continued with a slow, tortuous roll of her hips, a movement so sensual it seemed almost imperceptible at first. Her face expressed naivety as she opened her skirt slit to show soft white skin, the fabric fluttered around her like butterfly wings. She had a way of moving that was both mesmerizing and infectious. Her tits, large and heavy, bounced with the rhythm of her dance, the dress barely containing the bounty that spilled over the top. Her face was a thing of beauty; she had deep, striking eyes with long fake lashes that curved upward, a small, pert nose, and a mouth that could be both innocent and wicked in the same moment.

As the tempo of the piano picked up, so did her dance. Her ass began to shake like an earthquake, a tremor that traveled through the floorboards and up the spines of the men who watched her. She began her famous ass clap routine. The men listened intently to heavy skin bouncing up and down, to produce those magnificent rhythmic claps. They couldn't help but compare her to the forces of nature. She was a tempest in human form that could bring a man to his knees with a single shake of her hips. The men leaned in closer, with baited breath. They craned their necks as they tried to get a better view. They didn't dare miss the spectacle that unfolded before them.

Mona knew exactly what they craved, and she reveled in it. She threw her head back, her hair flying. Her eyes closed in ecstasy as she let the music take over her body. Her hands caressed her thighs then slid gracefully up to her boobs. She slipped her fingers up her dress and into the waistband of her tiny, black thong. Her movements grew more frantic, more wild, and the men's cheers grew louder, their calls more insistent. They reached for their hard-ons stroking them through their trousers, the fabric straining against their hard cocks. Mona slowly slid the thong down her ass, bending over to reveal it's glory. The cheers rose as the band of fabric rolled down the curve of her behind. It stretched like it might break, before the tension released and it slid down her legs to her ankles. Mona dropped her skirt back down, hiding her now naked butt, and stepped backward, out of the thong. She bent down to deftly pick it up, raising it high like a warriors flag. The men reached up to catch it, the prize they all wanted. The thong flew like a black bird, landing softly in the sturdy hands of a bearded lumberjack sitting on a stool. His smile lit up as if he had just won a game of poker.

The screams died down. The music grew louder and more lush. Her heels barely touched the floor as she twirled. Her skirt flew up revealing glimpses of her thigh high stockings. Her corset stretched tight across her bosom; she panted but she could barely breathe. The seams threatened to burst from the pressure of her ample bust swelling and falling.

Her lashes snapped upward, and she locked eyes with the burly lumberjack at the end of the bar. He had just got to town, and she hadn't had the pleasure of his company yet. She beckoned him closer with her finger. Her full, red lips curved into a knowing smile. He stumbled closer to the stage.

"Feels like an earthquake in here!" one patron yells over the music, his voice thick with desire.

"More like the ass-quake of the century!" another adds with a lecherous laugh.

Mona's dance was a masterpiece, a promenade of sensuality that left every man in the room craving more. Her movements were raw and primal, a celebration of the flesh and all its tantalizing secrets. Her legs moved in a blur as she spun around. Her skirt fluttered up again to reveal the smooth, creamy skin of her upper thighs. She knew she was the hottest woman in town and the monarch of this depraved little corner of the world. She basked in the power she held over her audience.

As the piano reached a resolving chord, she stepped down. Her breathing heavy, her boobs heaved up and down inches away from the lumberjack's eyes. With a wink and a flick of her hair, she strutted back to the silent bar. Her hips still swaying, she grabbed a bottle of whiskey. The men watched as she poured herself a generous double shot and downed it with self-assured ease.

"So, what's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?" the lumberjack slurred. His eyes never left her chest.

Mona leaned against the bar. Slammed the bottle down with a thud that echoed through the room. "Just earning a living, darlin'. What's your name?"

"They call me Big Joe," he said with a smirk.

"Well, Big Joe," she purred, "I'm Mona - and I'm here to serve your every desire."

The man's face lit up like a kid in a candy store. He reached for his coin purse. "How about a lap dance? Right here. Right now. In front of everyone."

Mona nodded, taking his money with a dainty hand. She led him to a secluded table, her hips still swaying as she walked. The other men watched with envy, their own desires burning brighter with each step she took away from them.

Once he sat, she straddled his lap. Her skirt rode up even further. Her hands roamed over her body, tracing the curves of her waist and the swells of her breasts. She teased him with glimpses of what lied beneath. Her movements were slower now. More deliberate, as if she was savoring every second of his attention.

As the pianist started a soft, somber ballad, she leaned in close to his ear. "You wanna know something, Joe?" she whispered.

"What's that, sweetheart?"

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"I don't believe in God," she said in a wicked voice. "Life's too short for fairy tales."

Joe's eyes widened, but his grip on her hips tightened. "Is that right?"

"Mmhmm," she hummed, her voice warm against his ear. "I'm not a sucker. I believe in what I can see, what I can grab with my hands, not in old dusty books written by liars... I like romance, pleasure and sex, and if God has a problem with it, well, he can strike me down dead! Or send me down to hell!"

Her words hung in the air, thick with erotic promise. The man's eyes glazed over as he imagined all the iniquitous things she could make him feel. The music swelled, and she began to grind against him. Her movements were a blatant invitation to sin.

Meanwhile, the rest of the saloon's conversation turned to the recent news of ancient giant lizard bones found in the nearby mine. The whispers of prehistoric creatures and forgotten civilizations only added to the sense of mystery and excitement in the air.

"You think those things were real?" one man asks, his stunned eyes glued to another barmaid's cleavage.

"Don't know 'bout that," another said, his gaze never leaving Mona's body, "but I do know that ass is a sight to behold."

The room filled with lewd laughter, the topic of conversation shifting effortlessly from the divine to the depraved.

Mona was lost in her own world of temptation with Joe, so she continued to dance. Her body moving in a sinuous wave that left no doubt about her intentions. Her hands glided down his chest as her fingers toyed with the buttons of his shirt. She could feel the hardness of his arousal through the rough material of his pants.

"How much for the full package?" he whispered, his voice gruff with desire.

Mona smiled, "That's for me to know, and for you to find out."

For a moment their eyes locked and the rest of the modern world faded away. The only thing that mattered was the primal desire that ignited between them, a fire that burnt hotter than the sun, since life began long ago. How could this passion be sinful? These fleshly desires had guided men and women since they lived in caves. Mona kissed Joe softly.

But the day was still young, and there are more men to entertain, more whiskey to be poured, and more stories to be told. As she rose from Joe's lap, her skirt slipping back into place like a vaudeville curtain, Joe grabbed her arm. He bluntly asked for a blowjob. For the right price, sweet release was always found in her embrace, so she was more than happy to oblige.

The skeptical and rational barmaid dancer was truly the embodiment of the saloon's feral spirit. As the afternoon wore on, and other hot gals performed on stage, the men of the town still found themselves drawn to Mona. They were like predators drawn to fresh meat. They were eager to experience the kind of pleasure that only the female of the species could provide.

The whispers of the mysterious of the earth below were soon forgotten as the patrons lost themselves in the here and now. The intoxicating presence of the sexy saloon girls was enough to distract them from dwelling on trifling old lizard bones.

*****

Mona was in the heat of lovemaking. Her head bobbed up and down on the veiny cock of Joe, whose name she had already forgotten. Her pouty, red lips massaged his shaft, making his eyes roll back in pure satisfaction. Her lips slid up and down the skin with an experienced touch, her manicured fingers teasing the tip with precise motions, all in view of the saloon patrons eating they're afternoon meal and sipping their whiskey or wine. The men of Windswept Arizona had come to expect the royalty treatment, as long as they could afford to pay her premium rate.

She heard the front door creak open and the sound of spurs stepping in. Her long eyelashes fluttered open to see who it was. She saw him through the haze of smoke. A man was silhouetted against the bright yellow light of the street. When she recognized him she became enraged. It was Robbie, the troublemaking cowboy who used to court Mona's sweet daughter Meg. This snake of a man, who never treated Meg with love or respect, certainly wasn't welcome in Mona's Saloon.

Mona's boobs jiggled in her tight corset, bouncing furiously as she finished off the customer with her hand. While the expensive hooker glared at Robbie across the room, the customer ejaculated, his seed landing on her hand, forearm, and tits. Mona stood up and stomped over to the bar. Anger flashed over her face, "You're not welcome here, Robbie," she spat as she slammed an empty glass on the counter.

"Now, now, Mona," Robbie said with a smug smile, "I ain't here to cause trouble. Just passin' through, thought I'd see how the prettiest girl in town is doin'." His gaze lingered on her curves. His trousers stretched tightly against his growing erection.

The satisfied customer Joe, buttoned up his pants, and slipped out. Not before he tossed a few coins on the table for the saloon hooker. Mona grabbed a bar rag and wiped her hand clean before turning to face the younger man. Her breasts heaved with each breath she took as her heart pounded from arousal and rage. The brash 18 year old cowboy looked her up and down. From her disheveled hair to her reddened cheeks, to her dress hiked up revealing her stocking-clad thighs; she couldn't hide that she was a loose woman.

"Why are you dressed like that Mona?" Robbie asked her.

Mona leaned forward, her cleavage on display for him. "Because I make my money on tips. It's an honest living. The more men I seduce the more I make. When I started out many years ago I dressed proper and ladylike, but I learnt that the men like me dolled up and half-naked. More makeup and more skin. These miners, cowboys and outlaws come in here to see pretty girls and I oblige. Once they get me in bed, they barely last a minute or two after lusting for my body for so long." Mona explained.

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The 35-year-old barmaid who had seen more than her fair share of the Wild West's darker side. Her eyes, once bright with youthful innocence, were now scarred with the pessimism of a woman who had learned to survive on the frontier, where sex was transactional and ambitious men wrestled for power.

"Turn around and fuck off, Robbie," she spat back with contempt "You mistreated my sweet Meg, and you pissed me off." Her breasts jiggled as she spoke, the cum still dripping between her cleavage.

The bar was filled with the usuals. Their side-eyes and stifled laughter only fueling the fire of the argument. The tension was palpable. The scent of sweat and sex hung heavy in the air. The motley crew of unshaven miners, tanned ranchers, and shifty card-sharks, paused in their revelry to watch the unfolding drama with rapturous attention. They knew that in a place where justice was volatile, a good fight - be it with fists or words - was the best form of entertainment. Whether it was funny or deadly.

Robbie's face flushing with a mix of embarrassment and anger, took a step closer to the bar. His hand hovered dangerously near the gun holstered at his side. "Mona," he said "you have no right to talk about me and Meg like that."

"Oh, I have every right, you little shit," she hissed. "You think you can saunter in here and charm your way into another girl's panties? After what you did to her?" Her full lips curled into a sneer. She hurled accusations at the young man. Her fat bosom heaving furiously.

He gritted his teeth and gripped his revolver tight, "Woman! You don't know what you're talking about!"

"Don't I?" she challenged, smirking. "You think I don't know? I saw you leave her with child and ride off into the sunset. Without so much as a goodbye!"

The room fell silent, save for the sound of wagon wheels on the dirt road outside. Robbie's jaw clenched. Sweat rolled down his back. He felt the intensity of every stare boring into him. "That's not true," he managed to say in a shaky tone.

"Isn't it?" Mona's eyes narrowed. "Or maybe you're just too much of a coward to admit it. You were always good at playing the hero. Weren't you, Robbie?" she leaned in close. Her hot breath hit his face "But we all know what you are. A drunken, good-for-nothing whore-son."

Her words stung mighty bad, and Robbie felt his temper boil over. He slapped his hand across her cheek, her body rattled the empty bottles behind her. "You're one to talk," he shot back. "You're nothing but a dirty hooker!"

"I happily serve the men of this town. But not scum like you! Now get out! I make them moan and serve them drinks, they like me. You better watch out boy, the people in this town are wild. If they don't like someone, they are liable to hang 'em high. I think you have caused trouble in Windswept for too long now, it's time for you to go" Mona said.

The argument paused and the tension held when suddenly a low rumbling grew louder and more violent. The glasses tinkled and the gas lamps whisped. Dust falling from the rafters signaled the pair to grab hold of the bar to balance. With a snap the floor tore open before splinters shot upward. The earth split asunder with a deafening roar! Mona slid down the arching floor boards into the black crevasse below. She was followed by Robbie who screamed in utter terror. Down into the darkness they shot, lower and deeper, passing centuries of rock into the prehistoric depths of the unknown.

When they finally hit the cold water they were stunned but also relieved. It was deep blue and bone chilling, Robbie could barely tell which way was up. He pushed his way towards the surface, gasping for air. Mona pulled her body up onto the sandstone bank, her dress torn and soaked. After catching her breath she realized the darkness was not totally dominant in this underground nether world. Looking around in a daze she saw it. The blackness was interrupted by tiny glow worms than shone blue on the cave ceiling far above. It was eerie.

Mona, stunned and sloppy, brushed the debris from her face and looked around in awe. Robbie, ever the opportunist, took in the sight of her wet and exposed flesh, his notions turning from anger and confusion to something more carnal.

"Where the hell are we?" she barked. Her voice resounded off the 100 foot tall ceiling, disappearing across the abyssal lagoon.

"Looks like we've fallen down a gold mine," Robbie said with a greedy glint in his eye, reaching out to touch a glinting object in the dust.

"Gold?" Mona scoffed, "You always did have your head in the dirt for the wrong reasons." She pushed herself to her feet. She winced at the pain that shot through her body. Her skirt had ridden up, exposing her lacy straps and hosiery.

"Maybe not gold, but somethin' worth more," he said. His voice was low and hungry as he took a step closer to her.

Mona's eyes narrowed. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"You, darlin'," he drawled. He put his hands on her shoulders. "You're worth more to me than any gold." His rough palms slithering down to her hips, pulling her against his body.

Mona struggled, pressing against his chest. But the fall had left her weak. "Let me go, you bastard!"

"Now, now," he cooed, "Let's not forget that you're the one who's been servicing this town for years. What's one more man?"

Her heart racing, Mona felt his erection pressing into her belly. She tried to kick him, but her legs were stuck between his own. Instead, she brought her hand up to slap him, but he caught it in midair, his arm and hand like a lasso.

"You always knew how to hassle me, Robbie," she panted. Her anger morphed into something else entirely.

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