If Kharsoom was known for one thing in the waning years of the Fifth Strata it was for the Silken Labyrinth. For good reason, mind. Though it was famous, or perhaps infamous, throughout the world, its relatively isolated location made travel to it difficult. Many made the trek, lured by the honeyed delights promised between the legs of the finest courtesans in all the world. Many more would claim to have visited than ever had, and right up until the end of the Fifth Strata and beginning of the Sixth, bedslaves trained in the Labyrinth fetched extravagant prices.
It was inevitable that I would eventually visit the Labyrinth. By now, my weakness for carnal experience is well-documented and I would not stay away from the most famous brothel in the world forever. I had already lain with a Labyrinth-trained woman, and I thought often of the glories of her mouth. It had long been in the back of my mind to find a time to visit. As it happened, when the opportunity arose, it was entirely by luck.
I had gone to the north of Kharsoom and paralleled the craggy mountain range that held back the great glaciers. By chance, I happened upon a lord's caravan under attack by a raiding party of xerxyss. By that time I had been without company for several months, and my circumspection was not what it normally was. I threw myself into the fray on the side of the defenders, swiftly turning the tide, sending the xerxyss and their hunting beasts scurrying back to the highlands.
"Noble boldisar," said the lord, approaching me with his bodyguards behind him. He was young and vital, and though short, he was well-muscled and had fought alongside his men. "I thank you for your aid. What may I call you?"
"I am Ashuz," I said.
"The Farmer," one of his men murmured. The others whispered to one another, their eyes finding my spear, Ur-Anu. The weapon was distinctive, its obsidian blade bright with veins like lightning.
"Well met, Ashuz. I am Lord Eakassir of Clan Keldet. Bravery such as yours will not go unrewarded. You will have silver and provisions of course."
"You are too kind."
"I regret that I am traveling without a bedslave, but that is the purpose of our journey. I propose a unique reward. We are going to the Silken Labyrinth, and you will be my guest. Will you accept?"
I took his hand. "Gratefully."
He beamed. "Ashuz joins the caravan, lads!"
Warriors shot me salutes, and when I finally dismounted Ksenaëe to bed down for the night, they all wished to introduce themselves. They had heard stories, and I suppose what I had done against the xerxyss gave such tales weight.
"Are you truly Ashuz the Farmer?" they asked.
"If I say yes, will you give me to Clan Sesamhat?"
To a man they shook their heads. "You fought with us. Clan Keldet respects its friends."
Kharsoom was a land of elaborate rules and dizzying customs, but it was always strange to encounter those who actually followed them when no one was looking. In my brief association with Lord Eakassir, I judged him to be as noble a man as Kharsoom could produce. Although I admit my opinion might be burnished by the delicious night I spent in the Labyrinth.
I ate their food and drank their wine and slept by their fire. They were tolerable traveling companions, and after my solitude even a little idle chatter did me good. A few days later the city came into view on the horizon.
The Silken Labyrinth lay at the center of the city of Baiydira. In the distant past, the Kharsoomians had sculpted their lands using techniques long forgotten. I believe once this had been a section of low mountains they had turned into a collection of easily-defensible mesas and plateaus. In the millennia since, the peaks had further crumbled in the face of the hungry winds that swept down from the peaks to the north. Now the city perched precariously atop a bizarre array of rock formations, crisscrossed with bridges of rope and wood. It looked to be ready to collapse into the cracked earth at any moment, and yet it persisted. In that way it was an admirable model for Kharsoom as a whole.
A decadent tyrant called Prince Gehmahl ruled the city from a modest castle clinging to a spire of land barely big enough to support it. His castle looked vestigial, and in many ways far too rude for so important a city. Yet the modesty of the castle betrayed its lack of import. The Silken Labyrinth was the beating heard of Baiydira, and its blood the slaves who toiled in honeyed bliss within.
Lord Eakassir's caravan wound up the series of tiers, spires, and across swaying bridges to the city center. The Labyrinth had originally been the city's slave market, but had since been built up and out, and now made of itself a more impressive castle than the Prince's own home. More guards stood on the ramparts around the Labyrinth than the city, and they were far more impressive specimens. I could not speak for their fighting abilities, but I suspected that if trouble ever came to Baiydira it would find itself at the one place everyone did. The Labyrinth.
We arrived at the gates of the Silken Labyrinth near sunset. Its collection of towers and turrets stood out against the western sky. Torches blazed from sconces, and a scent of spice and musk lingered on the wind, a delicious promise of what lay within.
A full entourage in silks greeted Lord Eakassir. The lead was a fat eunuch, his skin paler than mine, a single braided scalplock growing from his head to his expansive waist. Around him were muscled guards, men and women, their armor adorned with rich silks.
The eunuch spotted the banners of Clan Keldet, his sigil of three spears buried in the earth on a field of orange. "Welcome Clan Keldet to the Silken Labyrinth," he purred.
Lord Eakassir gave the eunuch a pouch heavy with caira, and made arrangements for himself, four of his bodyguards, and me, his wandering boldisar. He then expressed interest in purchasing one of the slaves within.
The eunuch handed the pouch back to one of the guards. "All will be made available to you, noble lord. Come with me, and we will begin your evening with a fine meal. Love should never be attempted on an empty stomach."
Eakassir bade the caravan to go into town, and was certain to pay his men a little extra. They would be visiting one of Baiydira's less famous brothels, and I have been told that even one of these is superior to the best bawdy house in any other city on Thür. I gave Ksenaëe over to the lord's grooms, who assured me they would take good care of her. She squawked, but no protest from my noble steed would keep me from the Labyrinth. I was eager as a child, my body bright like lightning.
The eunuch led us into the Labyrinth's central keep, a low building connected to the rest of the complex via the maze of chambers and corridors that gave the place its sobriquet. The first room was a feasting hall, but even this was divided up into a maze of sorts by silks hanging from the ceiling. The air was permeated with the spicy scents of Kharsoomian cooking, and the sounds of dining could be heard throughout. The eunuch brought us to a table sized for us, and comely slaves brought out trays of steaming food while a pair, a man and a woman, danced in a mime of loveplay on a platform at the center of our table. The music was divine, ethereal and complex, stemming from a quartet of practiced musicians in one corner.
I selected a dried fig and tasted, finding it smoked and spiced. It was delicious.
"Why the expression, my friend?" asked Eakassir.
"The food is good. Very good."
"When you leave the Labyrinth, it will be with no sense left unfulfilled."
I ate my fill of stewed cactus, spiced ripper flank, roast jagkru, honeyed qobad tongues, pharchyl sweetbreads, and stuffed urok stomach. I drank a single goblet of akaberry wine, but I could never abide its overly sour taste. I was stunned when a slave appeared serving chocolatl. I guzzled it, much to the amusement of my companions, who thought of it as a drink for children and soft nobles, not brave boldisars. The irony was that it was terrible chocolatl, I know now because the beans had grown too dry during transit, but I didn't care. Even this shadow of a taste was enough to bring me back to my blissful time in Pelesamatu, when I very nearly settled into a simple life.
"You do not like our wine, Ashuz?" Eakassir teased.
"No," I said, drinking my third mug of chocolatl. "I've tasted other kinds of wine."
The lord laughed, and his men hammered the table in approval of my cheek. We finished our meal, and the eunuch appeared to guide us from our table to the gateway into the Labyrinth itself.
The threshold was draped with silks, layers of folds suggestively drawing us into the maze of our lusts.
"Honored guests," said the eunuch, "it is time for your journey into the Silken Labyrinth. No two journeys are ever precisely the same. You may go one by one or in groups as you prefer, and you may sample rooms alone or together. If you find a doorway barred by silk, you may not enter. All others are open to your indulgence. I beg you, indulge yourselves my lords. Leave no sensation unexperienced. You are in the fabled Silken Labyrinth!"
Eakassir turned to us. "I am proud to offer this night to you. I will go first, alone, and I will meet you tomorrow a happier man."
He disappeared through the threshold. The rest of us filtered in. First one man went, then a pair went together. Then the last man remaining clapped my arm. "Go, my friend."
I went through the perfumed silks. I found the Labyrinth was not lightly named. It was a maze, lit by regularly spaced burning braziers, filling the air with perfumed smoke. The cloying musk called the nectar of both men and women to mind. Portals were hung with silks, and some of those were closed, the sounds of love emanating from within. Guards, men and women, were spaced about, staring straight ahead, as though we weren't there at all.
I paused at the first open door. I found a long table, nobles sitting on either side. They did not eat from plates. Instead, slaves lay upon the surface, food over their sexes, in some cases smeared over their skins. The nobles ate with relish.
I moved on. The next room I found was a writhing mass of bodies. It reminded me of the cult before. Half wore collars, half didn't. From time to time one would look up, see me lingering in the doorway and beckoning. I thought this must happen in this room every night, as more and more visitors joined the pile, finding bliss with one another or the slaves of the Labyrinth.
I kept going. I saw all manner of decadence, and loveplay in every combination. In some rooms, the entertainments of the night had not yet begun, and those within were waiting for a visitor to select them. I found rooms with only a single man or women, others with two, three, or even more. Some with an array of objects, some with implements of torture or restraint, others with food or animals. The slaved here came in every variety, and though most were Kharsoomian, there were others too. Elves, dwarves, orcs, and ghouls. I even saw a cyclops, and I briefly considered trying her.
Of the ones waiting, some merely lounged. Others had started a pantomime of loveplay. Others had started the act itself, though not with the ardor one would require to find bliss. Whenever I darkened such a doorway, they would pause their games and beckon to me. I continued, not knowing precisely what I wanted that night but knowing that when I found it I would know.
I arrived at a room, peering inside. Like the others, it was lit with a fragrant brazier filling the air with the lovely spiced scent. Mirrors directed the light to the center of the room so that all around was deep and sticky shadows. In this circle of light two remarkable women performed.