Supervillain Journal: Entry #1 Red Widow
The First Time I Destroyed a Superheroine
The first time I destroyed a superheroine was a surprise. She was Red Widow, world famous spy, with a twisty mane of red hair and a curvy body that she somehow squeezed into her iconic black spandex. And after fighting her in person, I can confirm: that suit fit so tight you could see every shift and jiggle of her hefty chest. Though technically not superpowered, she was a top-tier martial artist, with dozens of guns and gadgets strapped to her tight outfit.
The day I dominated Red Widow, I led a convoy of humvees across a desert highway. Our charge was to haul a small fortune of mystical Mesopotamian artifacts. I don't know how Red Widow got the drop on us, but one glance in the rearview, and I saw only my line of trucks and empty sky. The next glance, I saw Red Widow running on the roofs, hopping vehicles, slinging herself through windshields and tasing the drivers. She stayed connected to the humvees, by the way, through magnetic cuffs on her wrists and ankles.
My earpiece blared with warnings from my fellow mercenaries. Their voices were first urgent, then disturbingly relaxed. The Widow's Sedative, I knew, must be the cause. One of the superheroine's best-known tricks: sting her opponents with a drug that turns their pain into pleasure. You wouldn't think that'd be helpful, but here's the reality of combat. Pain activates the fight response. It sharpens the senses and hikes adrenaline. Pleasure does the opposite. One dose of the Widow's Sedative, and the warrior instinct dies.
I'll admit that I panicked when her boots thudded against the top of my truck. I slammed the breaks. Any moment, her fists would shatter the driver window and take me down.
But then I cooled, and remembered that for emergency, I'd left on the passenger seat the Vibro Gauntlet: a long, faded-gold cuff that ejected high-frequency sonar blasts. It was a bit of the Mesopotamian loot that I
should
have been driving to my client, but a mercenary's got to be loyal to himself above all else.
Before Red Widow could shatter my window, I threw the door open and staggered onto the asphalt.
"Gonna make it easy for me, huh?" She leapt from the roof, flipped for show, and landed in front of me.
And here I learned the first thing I would come to
love
about dominating superheroines. They start so cocky. The smirk that tightened Red Widow's pink lips, the domineering glimmer in her eyes, the arrogant bounce in her step as she approached me. It's so sexy, to see such misplaced confidence, to know I'm about to put this smug little thing in its place.
"You're last in line, so forgive me if I take you out with a little less
pizzaz
," she gloated. "You know that end of work-"
I lifted my arm, the one encased in the Vibro Gauntlet, and fired.
The effect was profound and immediate. Red Widow's lips widened from a smirk to a silent scream. She leaned forward and covered her ears with her hands. Those long scarlet locks waved behind her like she was riding a roller coaster.
The pulse passed, but Red Widow was clearly spent. Her eyelids flickered, her arms wavered as she raised them, and her punches missed me by inches. "I can- still get- you," she slurred as she swung her arm at me.
Instead of dodging her punch, I grabbed her wrist. She whimpered as she attempted to yank herself out of my grasp. She was less a superheroine now, and more a pathetic little girl in a halloween costume.
I don't know what overcame me, what instinct guided my hand, but I backhanded that superheroine like a bitch. Her yelp of indignation was a rush of pleasure to my core. Still holding her arm, I slapped her backhand, fronthand, backhand, fronthand. I learned the second thing I love about dominating superheroines: the way their gorgeous faces twist in pain.
As I held her, Red Widow reached into the zipper that rode up the front of her suit.
"Not so fast!" I tore Red Widow's zipper down, exposing her torso. She wore a hot pink sports bra. Her tits already looked big in spandex, but that color really made them pop. And, I noticed, both her nipples were hard.
"You're enjoying this?" I asked. I shouldn't have been so incredulous. I'd later learn that superheroines
love