The following is a work of erotic science fiction. None of the characters are real. MF, MM, fantasy, slow, rom, size, gr, toy, md, fd
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Ok, I'll confess. I always wanted a huge cock. I'm about normal (6 inches), but nothing extraordinary. What did I want? 12. I've always fantasized about being too big to fit in a cunt easily, and bottom out before she reaches the hilt. Knowing that she wanted it, even as I stretched her out and made her too loose to be a good fuck for anyone else. Feel the friction from my fat pole push her over the top. But not so big that I couldn't get into her ass when I want. A rock hard, foot-long cock. Is that too much to ask?
But it wasn't going to happen. The genetic code gave me 6 inches, not 12. From what I read on the Internet, nobody gets 12. 8 or 9 on rare occasions, but never 12. So I finished college with my engineering degree, took a tech job, got a small apartment and worked hard. Women ignored me, and I'd go home and beat off. Kind of pathetic, really. I had one girlfriend, Tracy, but she dumped me when I mentioned anal sex.
The company went public, and I got some stock. No Porsches, no houses, no blondes. I put half in Treasury Bills and the other half in Apple. Now I don't have to work, but I keep my programming job because... well, I don't really know why. I'm an engineer, after all.
Then a couple of months ago, an ad caught my eye:
STUD FARM
Spend 6 months at our facilities in Mexico. We'll get you in shape, and offer you the drugs and the surgery you'll need to be a porn star. We'll teach you how to hold off for hours, and climax on command. Our placement service finds stimulating jobs as to all our graduates! Call: 1-800-BIG-COCK. Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Hmm... 1-800-BIG-COCK? "Offer you the drugs and surgery you'll need"? What kind of drugs and surgery do you need to be a porn star? Why Mexico?
I threw the paper away, but couldn't get it out of my mind. What kind of crazy outfit is that? Well, their toll-free number was easy to remember, I'll grant that. So I finally worked up the nerve and called.
"Stud Farm"
"Yeah -- I saw your ad in the paper. Can I talk to someone in sales?"
"You mean admissions. One moment -- let me transfer you."
"This is Angela. How can I help you?"
"Hi Angela. I saw an ad in the paper for the Stud Farm and I thought I'd give you a call to find out a bit more. Where exactly are you located?"
"The Stud Farm is right outside of Cancun. We operate a residential fitness center that focuses on sexual performance, coupled with a job training program and placement service. Like any school, you need to apply for admission; the forms are on the web. There's an application fee of $1500.
If you decide to apply, you need to come in for an interview. You fly to Cancun, we pick you up at the airport and take you to our facility for an overnight stay. We give you a physical, and talk about your goals. Admission decisions are based on your age, general fitness level, and financials. But even those that aren't accepted say they had a good time during their visit. Would you mind giving me your name?
"I'm Bob Franklin.
"Pleased to meet you, Bob. If you are accepted, we'll design a customized program just for you -- the right mix of diet and exercise to get you in shape. You'll take classes that include very personalized instruction. At the end of the program, our placement service is available to get work for you in the adult film industry, or as a male escort or model if you prefer that.
"Hmm... could you explain the bit about "the drugs and the surgery you'll need to be a porn star"?
Well, if you want to be in the adult film business, the studios want guys with huge cocks. 8 inches is the minimum, 10 inches is better. Since guys aren't usually that big, we give you a mix of hormones and other drugs to make your cock grow, then taper off the drugs when you reach the size you want. They have high fitness standards too. Muscles are important, but you also need a body fat percentage below 10%. That takes a lot of work in the gym, and careful management of your diet. We provide all of these services for you.
But if you want to be a male escort, most prospective employers don't want men with a huge cock -- it is just too uncomfortable. An inch or two more is all that's needed. In that case, you'll spend less time on medications, and you'll focus more on classes that teach you how to be a spectacular lover. Most guys have some plastic surgery done, since diet and exercise are rarely enough. Of course, that's completely optional.
The process usually takes 5-8 months - prospective male escorts usually fall at the shorter end of the range, while those pursuing a career in the adult film industry take longer. Younger guys in great shape that already have big cocks take less time. If you're over 35, have higher body fat, or have a smaller cock, you should expect to take longer.
Our fees vary, and are based on how much work you require. The residential program costs $8,000 a month, plus the cost of drugs and surgery. The residential program includes room and board, classes, and personal guidance from the counselor, fitness trainer, nutritionist, and staff physician. Can you take a 6-month break? Is the money an issue? We have some loan programs available for those who qualify.
"The money's not the problem. But I've got a job, and can't take 6 months off. And I'm not sure I'm convinced you're legit.
"That's ok. We can give you many references. But the way to find out is to come and see. If you're accepted into the program, you can defer admission until the time when you can spare the 6 months, as long as you start before your 40th birthday and your health doesn't change. How old are you?
"Me? I'm 28.
"Plenty of time. How tall? How much do you weigh?
"I'm 6'1 and weigh 195. Why don't you take guys over 40?
"They don't respond to the drug regimen as well, and may not work hard enough at the gym. We don't take guys that are obese. 195 is ok.
"How can you guarantee jobs to all your graduates?
Angela chuckled. "Good question. The job placement service only works with our graduates - if you don't graduate, we don't guarantee you a job. About 10% of those admitted drop out before completing the program.