Abstract: Flight Engineer Meghan Rafferty joins an off-world mining shaft crew working in the asteroid belt, but no one told her about her real job.
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"Why the hell does my spacesuit have high heels?" asked rookie Flight Engineer Meghan Rafferty.
The din of alarms prevented nearby Asteroid Miner Technician Lori Brower from understanding the question. The technician yelled back as her visor locked into place, "Get your helmet on! We might have a breach!" Half of what she had yelled was audible across the room until her visor closed. The remaining half came through the comm system screaming from Meghan's own helmet held in the rookie's hands.
Meghan took a deep breath. Patches of sweat made her shear silky bodysuit undergarment cling to her skin around her chest and back. She set the helmet down, finished getting her hips into the bottom of the questionably rigged spacesuit then reached down inside the front to make certain her bodysuit's rubber crotch access point lined-up with her spacesuit's connectors. Quickly she raised the hard front panel of her oddly slender spacesuit and covered her torso and chest. She snapped on the locking back-to-front shoulder flaps and felt the suit motorize and squeeze around her body.
It was then she noticed the suit was tighter than any another spacesuit she ever wore.
Damn it! Was it the wrong size? There were no other spacesuits and if she couldn't fit in the thing, she was screwed. It was too late to run back into the shuttle. The pilots were probably prepping for an emergency separation.
She tried to peer over the metal ring surrounding her neck. The shiny ring served as an interface to join her suit to the bottom of her helmet, but right now it only blocked her view. She tugged down on the ring with her gloved hands, all standard procedure to visually check that a suit had properly closed. The tightness of this suit certainly concerned her. She pulled again. The neck ring was smaller than normal. It wouldn't budge. She couldn't see over the obstruction like any normal spacesuit.
"Fuck!"
Higher pitched alarms sounded. The room shook again from another asteroid quake.
Looking at a semi-clear reflection in a polymer glass airlock door behind her, she did a visual check of her suit. What the hell? The view was blurry, but the damn suit had breast forms. She had been in such a rush, she hadn't noticed the hard domes encasing her boobs and it wasn't a smaller neck ring preventing her from looking down, it was a stiff collar that the front and back panels had formed around her neck. Normal spacesuits had a wide neck ring resting on the shoulders to interface with a large spherical helmet.
What was this thing?
She looked around and saw that the other asteroid miners had all left. The prep room to the airlock was empty now and there just wasn't anymore time.
A computer voice began detailing issues between alarm bursts. She didn't have time to listen to the words. No mater what the cause, she had to don a suit now.
The only technical issue with her suit's design was its thinner more form-fitting construction. It wasn't regulation with its thin hard shell and certainly not as rugged as the typical spacesuits she had trained in. But she was wearing it now, she did fit inside, and it did seem to have properly sealed. There was no choice. She had to get going.
"Damn it!" yelled Meghan as she pushed the snug helmet around her head. It snapped tight around her cheekbones, pressed her ears down and finally clicked onto the metal neck ring. She breathed in forcing the click of the air regulator. Air flowed. Inside pressure increased. The articulated joints powered up. And thankfully, the alarm noise now resonated at a fainter volume through the closed helmet.
She could finally think.
"Where's the rookie?" said Commander Ann Bruno's voice from Meghan's helmet speaker.
"She's bitching about her suit," said Lori, sounding out of breath from a fast sprint.
"I'm coming," radioed in Meghan wanting to rush out into the mineshaft. Another quake hit. She knew that the shuttle had to break contact with the asteroid and at that point the pilots would follow standard procedure and just leave if the mining base could quickly resolve the problem. Such alerts either got fixed in minutes or never, requiring a total evacuation. Asteroid miners had to be tough. There was no coddling out here in space.
She took a step and almost fell. Luckily she grabbed a wall. It was hard to look and see, but lifting her right foot up in front of her and pressing the bottom sole against the wall, she could quickly make out the narrow solid heel. She had noticed odd heels a few seconds ago, but these were even taller than she had thought, at a minimum four inches high! What the hell did she encase herself inside? Who designs something like this?
"It's just a bad sensor," yelled Commander Ann. "Reset the alarms." Another quake hit. "We're OK here. The shuttle can go."
Meghan took several more steps and finally got out into the mineshaft. The large white metal door closed behind her. Her actions had delayed the shuttle and proved herself totally useless to the crew. On top of that, she walked like a newbie on ice skates. This was not supposed to happen this way. She was looking like an idiot in front of everyone. She saw the asteroid mining crew heading back. She had missed the entire event having spent the time dealing with her stupid suit.
The women asteroid miners each intentionally bumped against her as they passed. She deserved it. She let them down. Her new coworkers' faces were hard to see under their visors. Only their nametags on top their helmets clearly showed as they all passed: Miner Lori, Miner Tingting, Minor Teresa, and Payload Specialist Deb. Their reinforced mining suits gave even petite Tingting a large stature compared to the taller Meghan, encased in her silly thinner form-fitting spacesuit.
Commander Ann approached, stopped and faced the rookie. "I expect a faster response from you. I'd have you do donning drills with your new suit, but the ship is leaving now and with the hazards here, its standard operating procedure that we stay in our suits for the remainder of our tour."
"I'm sorry Commander, but this suit isn't regulation. I mean look at this thing. It has boobs! High heels!" Meghan said all that while grabbing her enhanced chest and then pointing at her feet. She then lifted a foot by folding her leg behind her to show the underside of a supposed pressure boot with its absurdly narrow wedge heel and outrageous height. She blinked when she saw the heel. The thing even had a two-inch platform under the toes that she hadn't noticed until that second. She wasn't on high heels. She was on platforms with high heels. So it wasn't just four inches. It was actually six! She scoffed while standing on one foot grabbing her ankle with one gloved hand and gestured to the raised boot with her other. Both her gloves were slender with wimpy motorization that barely had any of the normal torque levels. The legs didn't either. In fact, normal suits had too much infrastructure to even allow her the leg flexibility she had just shown. Power in a miner shaft was more important than contortions.
"Look at this heel," she added, "the legs, the arms." She lowered her leg. "We're in a mineshaft, not a bordello. Who got me this suit?"
Giggling came over the intercom. Meghan had forgotten to limit the scope of her helmet mic communication system. She should have set a proximity limit so only her and the Commander would be talking to each other.
"Little whinny bit..." said a cut-off voice as Meghan changed her comm settings. She had thought her way through the menu system of her suit's computer and narrowed the comm to 'local.' She wished she had heard the rest of that statement so she could recognize the voice and later deal directly with the offending asshole. She wanted to punch someone. Was this some hazing ritual for rookies? Was it a prank?
"Flight Engineer Meghan," said the Commander Ann, "we have been off world for almost a year now and I requested a capable and willing addition. This mineshaft isn't the bordello. Your suit is. I expect you to fulfill all your obligations. You'll learn about them soon enough." The Commander in her husky spacesuit brushed passed Meghan, who had to throw her arms out to keep standing. Meghan's tall slender suit just didn't compare to power backed movements of a regulation asteroid miner suit.
Meghan looked at herself like someone had just spilled coffee in her lap. The suit was certainly provocative in its design. Her legs were tightly wrapped down to high heels that made them look even longer and lankier approaching the look of a runway fashion model. She had heard of the miners bringing in "entertainment," but normally such stories only came from the all male stations, and even then, never from a government-run station like this one. She had trained for years to get here. She was top in her class. This was not the crap she had signed-up for.
She rethought what she had just heard. Did the Commander actually assign her to be a whore? It must have been a statement said in anger. Any other trained rookie would have handled the alarm better. Still the suit was outrageous. Come on. Why have this kind of spacesuit available here?
"Wait Commander!" said Meghan, trying to catch-up, but forced to slow down once again because of the heels and rocky terrain.
"Mic is off," said her suit's computer.