"Yup." Nerka peered down the underwater tunnel they had passed through. "Yeah, if I had to guess, I'd say he grabbed her back at the fork."
"Larya." Snatch rubbed his eyes, his jaw clenched hard enough to crack macadamias. "God
dammit
. Can't we have
one
mission where she doesn't run off to fuck something?"
"I'm sure it's not her fault." Nerka rubbed her arm. The mermaid shuddered slightly at the sensation, making Snatch suspect that this was not purely an expression of nervousness. "Mylio can be ... domineering."
"Right. Right." Snatch spat to the side. As he and his mermaid companion were currently situated several thousand meters below the surface of the ocean and only avoiding being crushed by the sheer pressure thanks to druidic magic, this accomplished very little. Typical. "
Always
not her fault. Course it ain't. You don't see
me
getting dragged off and ... but
her
, she just can't help it, can she?"
"She does this ... often, then?" Nerka's salmon-like fish tail flicked slightly. She ran her fingers through her long white braids, failing to keep the touch of arousal from her voice.
"She fucked you, didn't she?"
Nerka went bright red.
Snatch grimaced. He turned and looked ahead, then started walking.
'Course, I don't imagine you asked. Shit, Larya, what are we
doing
helping these bastards?
"Wait! Mister ... Snatch." Nerka swam up alongside him. "Wait, is that really your real name? You
do
know that it—"
"
Yes
," Snatch said, through gritted teeth, "
I know what it also means.
Thank you, fishperson, for reminding me. It didn't
mean
that when ... It was just a thief name before. When I was a proper thief and not a goddamn babysitter for morally deluded—"
"Well, I was just—aren't we going back for them?"
"For the 'landwhore' and your idiot mate?" Snatch snorted. "Look, Larya gets in a lot of stupid situations, but she's the scariest druid I've ever met. If Mylio tries to physically make her do anything she doesn't want, she'll just kill him." He brightened for a moment at the thought. Then realization hit him, and he sighed. "Or capture him. She'd probably capture him. So unless he's some sort of hypnotist, Larya can handle herself. If she wants to run—or swim—off to get fondled by fish, that's her deal."
He stopped. He was not used to using this many words at once, and the effect was getting rather disconcerting.
Nerka still seemed worried. "No, he's not a hypnotist. The arts of fey mind control were lost to us during the wars. So you propose to just ... leave them? Will we go back for them later?"
Snatch turned to her, feeling almost offended. "Of course we'll go back for them later. What kind of bullshit question is that? It's not like I
can
leave Larya down here, no matter how much I'd like to. I mean, she's my—"
We are
not
partners. I do not have partners.
"—She ... exists and we do things in the same place, okay?"
"Oookay." Nerka shrugged and rolled her eyes, giving a small laugh.
"Anyways, I just want to check this place out first." Snatch pointed ahead, towards the strange light. "Since we're already split up—" He almost threw up a little as he said it. "—might as well check it out now, in case it's not here when we get back. It's a funny thing. There ain't supposed to be lights down here, right?"
"Well, not exactly. I mean, there are lantern fish and such, but they wouldn't generally be found this high up." Nerka looked around. "Not that we're exactly high up. Geologically speaking, I must say, I have trouble believing a cave this deep is even possible. Doesn't it sort of break the laws of physics?"
Surface-huggers. Do they have to question everything?
Snatch just kept walking, though he kept his spear at the ready. He sort of regretted leaving Larya behind now, if only because (because there would certainly be no sentimental reason) she was pretty handy in a fight. Nerka still wasn't armed, or armored, or, indeed, clothed in any way.
In fact, the way she kept ...
bouncing
was getting increasingly distracting.
Snatch tried to put them out of his mind. He could only assume Nerka had some means of defending herself, as a fey. If not, and they had to rely solely on his brawn ... well, they were probably pretty fucked. But Mylio had guaranteed that these sex-crazed
whatever-they-weres
only went after females. So maybe only Nerka was pretty fucked. That thought brought him comfort.
As they drew closer, Snatch started to walk faster. Because as he drew closer, he began to realize that it was a girl.
The hall did not end here, but it did dip down before continuing. Before them was a fishbowl-shaped dropoff. And at the bottom lay a strange sort of mermaid.
Nerka came up behind him, nearly knocking him into the pit. He didn't react. Over his shoulder, he heard her gasp. "A jelly maid. How did she get down here?"
Snatch stared down at the ghostly beauty, lying on the cavern floor. Her skin was extremely pale, with a blueish tint, closely matching the long tendrils trailing beneath her waist. Some of those tentacles were very thin, and along with a translucent, silky mass rather like the top of a jellyfish, they descended around the rest of her like a highly immodest skirt. The rest, residing right where legs would generally be, trailed from her hips—great, fluffy-looking things, feathery and almost luminescent. These were much thicker and extended perhaps ten feet. They coiled around her like a wreath of white flames.
She was a jellyfish mermaid. How did that work? Weren't jellyfish not even fish? Snatch did not understand marine biology.
He was jolted out of such thoughts by a loud moan. The "jelly maid" twisted and spasmed, her tentacles writhing weakly. Snatch stared blankly.
Merfolk didn't have sex organs, but it didn't take a marine biologist to recognize a mermaid's orgasm.
"What the fuck?" he muttered.
The jelly girl's eyes opened. They were a solid pink, without even a trace of green in them. Snatch knew that wasn't normal for fey. She stared up at him a moment, then screwed her eyes shut and gave another loud moan, twisting and writhing again. "Oh, please ...
please
help me!"
Snatch stared down suspiciously as the mermaid wriggled. Something was off about this. She was not alone down there.
His hand groped around in his satchel and retrieved its contents: A vial filled with red liquid. He glanced away from the sordid display. "Nerka. Something invisible, I think. I gotta get this on her, but I ain't getting close." He raised his voice as the mermaid below let out another shrill moan. "Got any ideas?"
Nerka stuck her tongue in the side of her cheek, thinking. Then she grabbed the vial, unstopped the lid, and sucked the contents into her mouth.
"Hey!" Snatch protested.
Nerka ignored him, apparently swishing the fluid around. She froze. Turning, the mermaid fixed Snatch with a look of stunned horror.
"What? Like that's
my
fau—"
Nerka turned back and spewed the substance out. It carried through the water like an arrow through air, moving almost independently of the water around it and splashing all over the bottom of the pit. She whirled on him again. "What the
fuck
was that? That—"
"Seer's blood!"
"You had me drinking
human blood
—"
"It shows invisible stuff! I didn't go telling you to
swallow
it!"
"It's how the magic works! You could at least have—uh, hang on."
She and Snatch both looked back down.
The blood had splashed quite violently, speckling the floor and mermaid's face with errant droplets of some dead seer's life fluid. Snatch was pretty sure the seer had been named 'Waron'.
But the majority of the blood had landed on—or in—something else entirely.
It was almost humanoid. Snatch squinted reflexively, but the problem wasn't the dark. There just wasn't much to see. The blood hadn't hit some invisible enemy, as he'd expected. It had...settled
within
something else.
The thing seemed to turn. The jelly maid remained prone as it did so. It seemed to stare up at Snatch, and for a moment, the blood inside the ooze-like mass mixed in with the creature's "head", revealing a faint crimson shape.
It was the head of a young woman. Snatch couldn't tell if she was glaring or smiling at him, and he wasn't sure which would be more unsettling.
A moment later, the blood started to dilute. Snatch could still see where the thing was, but its shape was gone. It rose up to eye level, then turned and slithered up, gaining speed as it streamed down the far passage. Chilling, feminine laughter trailed after.
Snatch didn't even consider a chase. In fact, he snorted at the very notion. Maybe if Larya had been there. Maybe if he'd had a better weapon than these crap spears. Maybe if he hadn't thought it was definitely a trap. But it definitely was, he didn't, and she wasn't. So instead he jumped down and settled on the ground next to the shuddering jelly maid.
"Careful!" Nerka called, keeping her distance. "Don't touch her!"
Snatch hadn't planned to, though now that he was closer, he saw that the maid's hair was not white braids as he'd previously thought. It was more tentacles. The thick kind. Her head was covered in them like a gorgon. Not that he'd ever seen a gorgon.
She lay there, gasping for breath, eyed tightly shut. She was clearly exhausted. Merfolk had no stamina, according to Larya, but fey could survive a long time without food. Perhaps she'd been held like this for days—weeks, even.
He poked her with the stick.
Her eyes opened.
She slowly turned, looking at Snatch. Her pink eyes were wide. She reached up, brushing the blood droplets from her forehead. "Y-you saved me." Her voice was echoey, crackly, even, like a message through a faulty communication spell. The strange mermaid pushed herself up, then slowly rose into the water, her tentacles dancing about as if testing that they still worked. "Thank you."
"Yeah. Damn good sight of luck we came across you down here."
"'Luck' had nothing to do with it, I fear." The jelly maid shivered. "What they did to me ... I'm the last. I knew the Slick Trench was dangerous, but I didn't ..." She whimpered. "I didn't have anywhere else to go."
"They're some sort of slime," Nerka said, descending down on the jelly maid's other side. "Very strange. What's your name?"
"Chrysa."
"Well, 'Chrysa'," Snatch said, grimacing, "no offense, but I think you're right—'luck' doesn't have much to do with much of nothing." He shifted his right arm, mainly to remind Chrysa that there was still a
spear
clenched there. "What are the odds we just
happen
to find you? Of all the caves we coulda entered?"
Chrysa cringed. "This ... I lived in a higher part of the Trench. I wanted to stay as close to the sun as possible. And you just happened to find me because they've been keeping me like this for