So what's a guy that has been transformed into a goddess gonna do first? Now I know what you're thinking but I did not run into the bedroom and play with my new body. Firstly, it just seems wrong with a goddess watching me and secondly, I was still processing what happened so I decided to see a friend to help sort this out. I hope he is home.
Step out my front door and realize I am still in that renaissance fair style dress. Need to change this up right away. Hmmm what would a goddess wear out in public? She would want to blend in with the people but not go unnoticed. The Morrigan prefers darker, royal colors and to be viewed a beautiful and sexual woman. Wow this is harder than I thought it would be. I'm thinking high black boot cut jeans with black combat boots (I am a war goddess now gotta keep the hints there. Its a cooler day so maybe hoodie? Deep Purple with a faded celtic style crow on the front. the hood is form fitting, displaying my assets but not skin tight. the hood pulled up to hide my face as is the Morrigan's style to keep her face hidden. Now there may be those of you who think that the Morrigan would wear a cloak overtop her a revealing dress or in her battle gear but right now I am trying to blend in a little. Remember I am still 6 foot 5 and fucking gorgeous. I am still a goddess so i move with grace, power and confidence fitting my status.
With my outfit ready I need to figure out my way of travel. I could walk or call an uber. Or I could just appear at my friend's house but where is the fun in that. I decide to transform into a crow and fly there, it should be fun and it is a new experience for me. I focus on transforming an its an instantanious process. I'm standing in the grass a large crow, with an ominous caw I take flight. How can one describe flying without a plane? It is amazing, the wind flowing over your body, your muscles working to generate the lift needed to stay airborne. The description doesn't do the experience service. Now i am flying towards my friend's place, seeing the world from a new vantage point. If i didn't know exactly where i wanted to go i would be very confused on how to move about this way. I swoop in to land on his porch, transforming back into my human form as my feet make contact with the wooden planks in front of his front door. I knock on the door hard so that he can hear it and step back and yell, "Varg! answer the door you brillow pad chested fuck!
A little information about Varg. His name is Varg Stigandre. His family is of Nordic and Northern European decent. We served together and he has become a close friend. More than a friend, he's a brother. Someone closer to me than my own real family. If you were ever in the military you would know that hurling insults is way to greet friends. His home is a large old mansion that he inherited from his family. i yelled because its an old building with no central air or even air conditioners so he always has windows open to keep air flowing through the house.
"who is yelling on my porch this Ear-" Varg hollered but cut him self short when he sees me. he's 6 foot 2 so he doesn't look up to many people let alone beautiful women that give him a creepy vibes. He always claimed to be and empath of some kind, I never really doubted him but I was unsure how he could prove it. Now as the goddess i can tell he has the abilities and is also claimed by another god. Which one I wonder? I look into it later.
"Come on Varg, you don't recognize your best friend?" I chuckled knowing full well that he has no clue who I am.
"Well I can honestly say I have never seen you before."
"Don't you remember that time you tried to trap kangaroos with some shoe laces, only to find the traps and the anchors you used completely destroyed?"
Now he's just staring at me slack jawed.
"Ok, ok. I know you won't believe me but I am Derek."
"Bullshit! Derek ain't a woman. Did he put you up to this? Is he that bored?" Vary asked with a bit of exasperation in his voice.
How can I get him to believe me? what else can i bring up that only i would know or remember?