"Perry?"
*Yep! Short for parasite, which is what I am...from outer space! WhoooOOOoo!*
Ed stared at the large blue penis jutting out from between his legs. "You're...an alien parasite?"
*Try to keep up, Ed. I'm sure you have lots of questions, so ask 'em quick; I'm pretty tired.*
Ed spread his legs to examine his crotch. His pubic hair was gone, and the entire area replaced with what looked like blue flesh. He was hesitant to touch it, but had to check...he lifted the azure phallus and noted that the color of his ballsack was split vertically, half blue and half his normal pale pink. "Is...is my real penis under...you?" He was still holding the strange alien(!) cock, and was amazed at how he could feel it, as if it was his own.
*Sorry, buddy, I ate it when I joined with you. Had to absorb some biomass after the crash.*
Ed fell back, his head flopping onto his pillow. His penis was gone?! He wanted to scream!
*Nope nope! Take it down a few notches, Ed.*
Ed suddenly felt good, euphoric. "Crash?" he asked logily.
*What you'd call a meteorite...came down about a half-mile from here.*
"So I don't have a penis anymore." Ed still felt like he was going to throw up.
*You have me, Ed! I'm your penis now,* Perry advised him. *You weren't satisfied with your old one, anyway. Not only have I tied myself into your nervous and circulatory systems, so you can feel what I do, but I'm more than twice the size of your old stubby. Plus, as you've seen, I can be very...persuasive!*
Ed whacked his palm to his face. "I...we...fucked my Mom!"
*Mm, yeah! You're a lucky guy, Ed, having such a MILF under your roof!*
"Did you make me interested in her?" Ed asked. "That's never happened before."
*Oh, is there a taboo about breeding with your progenitors here? Shit, I'm sorry, Ed. Well, what's done is done.*