Reading notes:
1. This is a Christmas Fantasy. I've written myself into it, but all other characters are figments of my imagination.
2. Despite an initial reluctance on the part of Olwen, all the sex described is consensual and all characters are well over the age of 18.
3. I would like to wish all my Literotica followers, and those I follow on here too, a Very Kinky Christmas and a Dirty, Sex-Full New Year!
18 December, 1999. 6:30 pm. The last Friday before Christmas.
"It's coming on Christmas; they're cutting down trees,
They're putting up reindeer; singing songs of joy and peace..."
Olwen Simpson sang along with Joni Mitchell as she sat at her dressing table, carefully applying her mascara. Make up and cosmetics were a mystery to Olwen. She didn't wear any in her day job as deputy head teacher in her local village school, and since no man, or woman for that matter, had ever shown any interest in Olwen, she saw very little point in 'tarting herself up' as she thought of it. But tonight was different. Tonight was the Staff Christmas Party. A restaurant had been booked, and after their meal, the staff were going on to a new club, to 'dance our way into Christmas', as Norma Lewis, Olwen's best friend on the staff had put it. Olwen wasn't too sure about the dancing bit, but Norma had kept on and eventually Olwen had relented, and agreed to accompany her friend to the club.
Olwen puckered up her lips and applied a thick, even coat of scarlet lipstick. She shuddered. "What do you look like, Olwen?" she thought to herself. "A painted slut, a whore, a tart," she answered herself silently. What on earth had convinced her that applying all this war paint would make her any more attractive? At that moment, Olwen almost decided to ring Norma, make up some excuse, and cry off. She could always do what she did on most other Friday nights: go to bed early with a bottle of red wine, her trusty rabbit vibrator and watch porn on the television in her bedroom.
But no! She was going to see this through, if only to prove to those three young bitches that Olwen Simpson could enjoy herself as well as anybody. She thought back a couple of hours, and her blood boiled again as she recalled what she'd overheard in the staff toilets, just after school had finished for the day.
Olwen was sat on the toilet, in the middle cubicle, her bladder empty. She'd wiped (front to back as her mother had taught her!) and was contemplating whether or not to give her clit some attention, when the door to the toilets opened and a raucous laugh echoed around the tiled room.
"Fucking hell, Sally! What are you like? You mean you've never taken John's cock up your arse? What the fuck does the poor boy do when you're on your monthly?"
The Sally being questioned was the nursery class teacher, and her inquisitor was April, another colleague of Olwen's. April taught Year Three.
"I give him a tit wank," Sally answered defiantly. "I love it when he cums all over my tits."
"Bloody hell, Sal. He must cum a hell of a lot if he covers those puppies. I wish I had a pair of tits like yours!"
This remark came from Jean, who taught Year Five, and whose children would be coming to Olwen's class next year. The three young women were the bane of Olwen's professional life. She considered them all to be unsuitable for teaching, which Olwen saw as a calling, similar to that of a nurse or a priest, rather than an option when all other careers hadn't worked out.
"They are lovely and soft," Olwen heard April say, "and look how quickly her nipples react when I squeeze them!"
Both April and Jean giggled but Sally was obviously offended.
"Fuck off, April, you dirty lezzer!" she said loudly. "Keep your dirty hands to yourself! And you can stop laughing too, Jean. We all know you swing both ways. Well I don't. I just like cock. And John's cock is all I'll ever want. I can't imagine going through life without the pleasures of regular cock!"
April seemed to want to mollify Sally.
"I'm sorry, Sal," she said contritely. "I love your big beautiful tits, even if they are off limits. Delilah's tits are like bee stings compared to yours."
Delilah was April's long term girlfriend, Olwen knew. She also knew that the two lesbians had what April called an 'open relationship', which meant, as far as Olwen could make out, that both women had sex with anybody who was receptive to their way of life. That made April a slut in Olwen's book, and nothing would make her change her mind.
"If you like big tits, April, you should hit on Olwen," Jean said. "Admittedly they sag a bit, but they're fucking huge! I tell you what. Let's set ourselves a challenge. What do you think about getting Olwen pissed tonight? We'll get her tits out and you and I can suckle her at the same time!"
"Ew! Fuck off Jeanie," replied April, making retching noises. "Olwen's a frustrated, dried up old cunt. I wouldn't fuck her if she was the last woman on earth. I'll lay you any money you like that Olwen Simpson's never been kissed, let alone fucked. Who in their right mind would want to fuck that self righteous old bag? You'd have to take that stick out of her arse first anyway! No, Jean. I'm up for most things, but sucking on Olwen's floppy tits is a step too far. I'm just going to get pissed tonight and go home to Delilah and let her fuck me rigid!"
"Olwen's alright really." Sally was speaking now. "She's a good teacher, the children think the world of her, and she really is quite kind. The only thing that annoys me about her is that lisp that she affects whenever she gets excited. Have you noticed that? It's so fucking pretentious."
"Yeah, she does give herself airs and graces," April replied. "Now that's enough talk about Olwen, the frustrated old maid. Come on girls. We've got a couple of hours to get tanked up before we have to be at the restaurant. I feel lucky tonight! I reckon I'm going to get myself some cunt before I sit down to eat my Christmas Party meal."
Olwen heard the door open and the tip-tap of her colleagues' heels as they went down the corridor. She stood up from the toilet and pulled her knickers up. Smoothing down her skirt, she exited the cubicle. Then she remembered that she hadn't flushed, so she went back in and pushed the button.
Olwen looked at her reflection in the mirror as she washed her hands. They say the truth hurts, and much of what Olwen had overheard was certainly true. True, she'd never had a boyfriend, or a girlfriend, come to that. And although she used her rabbit vibrator every day whilst she watched porn, technically Olwen was still a virgin.
She watched all sorts of stuff, including lesbian porn. She often wondered what it would feel like to be fucked, whether by a man's cock or by a strap-on.
Olwen stood up straight. Did her tits sag? She always wore a correct fitting bra, and as she studied them, she came to the conclusion that for a woman closing in on her forty eighth birthday, her 35" DD tits weren't doing too badly. She remembered Jean's suggestion that she and April get them out and suckle them. And much to her surprise, the thought of having her tits suckled made her clit stir and she felt a tingle in her cunt. Olwen winked at herself in the mirror and hurried out of the toilet. If she drove home straight away she'd have time to see to that tingle before she started to get ready for the Staff Christmas Party!