I leaned back on my couch. Before me knelt my two pet elves. Emilliae, my high elf, wore a pair of tiny short shorts and a white t-shirt that fit tightly over her grapefruit sized breasts. The words "Property of Human Cock" were spelled out proudly across her T-shirt in bright pink letters. Emulstia, my dark elf, knelt beside her in a tiny black miniskirt and matching bikini top that showed off her striking purple skin.
My pets were not, at the moment, sucking me off, although they had many times before and would do so many times again. Right now, they were just kneeling, expressions thoughtful.
"Alright, times up!" I said. In my left hand I held up the five inch strap-on I had ordered from Amazon. I had to modify it a bit. My girls were extremely small at only three feet tall, so I had to cut and refasten the straps to elf-size it. I brandished the strap-on. "To the victor go the spoils. Emilliae, you go first."
Emilliae cleared her throat and began to recite.
"Ahem.
With five inch strap-on
I will fuck this dark elf slut
After, she'll be sore."
"Your turn, Emulstia." I said. The dark elf smiled shyly.
"Pretty high elf cunt
Pounded by plastic fuck stick
Victory is mine."
I tossed the strap-on to Emulstia. "Yessssss!" she crowed, as she began to fasten it around her waist.
"Damn it," groaned Emilliae. She knew the rules, though. She peeled off her t-shirt and began unbuttoning her shorts.
"Kneel, before me, inferior high elf!" shouted Emulstia, clearly on a power trip. "HahahaHAHA!"
Emilliae knelt, mumbling morosely. "Stupid purple bit-GAK!"she gagged as Emulstia shoved the dildo down her throat.
"This is what you get for writing such a shitty Haiku!"
"GAK GAK GAK GAK!"
I sat back to watch my pets play their little game, pondering yesterday's events. I had just been promoted to Jeff's old position at work, thanks in no small part to my three foot tall invisible spies. Emilliae had learned that Jill, one of the senior managers, was sleeping with a janitor. Emulstia snapped a few photos. I let Jill know that if she didn't want her dalliances well known around the company, she should consider me for the position. The blackmail worked like a charm, and things were going great so far. Today was Saturday, and I planned on spending the whole day rewarding my little spies for their hard work.
Right now we were playing a game. The game worked like this: I would assign a task, and whichever of my elves won/did better got to fuck the other with a strap-on. This time, the task was to write a haiku about what happens when you win the game.
Emulstia pushed Emilliae onto her side and raised one of the high elf's legs into the air. "Ooooo, your're sopping wet. You're loving this, aren't you, you little high elf slut!"
"Don't get full of yourself, dark elf! I'm just turned on because master is watching."
"Well then, let's be sure to give him a good show!" She buried the dildo in Emilliae's muff.
Let me tell you, there isn't much in this world more gratifying than watching your impossibly hot sex slaves fuck each other with a strap-on. Really, the only thing better is fucking them yourself, and I was planning on doing so shortly. But then, of course, somebody had to knock on the door.
I sighed. "You girls keep going, I'll go take care of this," I said, giving Emulstia a light smack on the ass as I got up. I walked over to the door.
When I opened it, I was almost not surprised to see yet another elf on my doorstep. He wore a swanky suit and a bowler hat. "Hi," he said. "I'm Eldrago. You are the human who captured a dark elf, correct?" He extended his hand.
I took it. "Jason," I said. "What can I do for you, Eldrago?"
"It is a matter of some... sensitivity. Do you mind if I come in?"
"Alright." I lead him into the kitchen. Emilliae screamed from the living room.
Eldrago paled. "I-Is she alright?"
"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just-"
"Oh YES! I'm cumming! YES!" came Emilliae's voice from the living room.
"I... see..." said Eldrago.
I opened my fridge. "You want a beer?" I offered.
"Don't mind if I do," he replied. He opened the beer and took a long drink.
"So what brings you here?" I asked again.
"I have a favor to ask of you."
"Well, I'll listen, but no promises." I sipped my beer.
He took another long drink, then spoke. "I was wondering if you would copulate with my bride on our wedding night."
I nearly spat my beer all over him. "Are you serious?"
"I'm afraid so."
Emilliae walked into the room. She was now fully, if skimpily, clothed once more in her 'Property of Human Cock' t-shirt and short shorts. "Eldrago! I thought I heard your voice!"
"Oh, hello Emilliae," Eldrago said awkwardly.