It was several hours later when Kal awoke, still well before dawn. The shoddy traveler's lodge wasn't the sort of place he preferred to stay but Astra had been demanding. After she'd finished wringing him out he had been left completely worn out and rather than wending his way back to the more comfortable room he was renting for himself, he'd simply collapsed into bed next to her. She was still sleeping peacefully next to him, moonlight picking out the curves of her breasts and legs.
For a moment Kal wasn't sure what had woken him but then his ears picked up the faint scraping sound in the darkness. The sound of metal delicately scratching against metal: lockpicks. That moment of recognition jolted him fully awake, sitting bolt upright in the bed. Astra mumbled something incomprehensible and reached out, pulling him down and shoving his face into her breasts.
"Astra!" Kal sputtered into her chest. "Not now Astra, wake up!"
"Mm? Kal?" Astra mumbled. "Shut up. Sleeping."
Kal struggled against her as she pulled him closer and slung one of her legs over his hips. Normally having his face wedged into her cleavage would be pleasant but he could hear the lockpicks scrabbling in the keyhole. He could tell from the sound that the person on the other side of the door was a complete amateur but the locks in this place were surely not particularly complex either. He twisted his way out of Astra's clutching arms and finally rolled out of bed, still naked, when the lock clicked open.
"Fuck!" Kal shouted, "Astra! We're being attacked!"
That seemed to kickstart Astra's warrior instincts and she snapped upright right as the door burst open. A rough looking man charged in, holding a knife, and made a beeline for the bed, perhaps thinking of taking a hostage. This proved to be a mistake as Astra twisted around, snapping a leg out and connecting her shin with the side of the thug's neck. The force of the kick spun him completely around and he dropped like a felled tree. In the same motion Astra whipped herself out of the bed and landed in a crouch between Kal and the door.
"You'd best close that door and scamper away" She snarled at the other intruders standing in the doorway, her previous playful sleepiness completely gone. "Or you'll end up worse than your friend there."
The would-be robbers hesitated, clearly unnerved by how quickly their companion had been put down. But the lure of coin, or perhaps the lure of Astra's bare breasts and thighs, seemed to be too good to pass up. They drew their blades and started to advance into the room. Kal was quite aware of his own nakedness and his eyes darted left and right, looking for anything that might serve as a weapon. His eyes caught something in the shadows under the bed: a sheathed blade.
It was Astra's sword: a huge, two-handed executioner's weapon. Normally, a sword that size would be too unwieldy to be much use in combat. But Astra was an Erinys, a warrior-woman trained in primitive, mystical combat arts which granted her practically superhuman strength and stamina. Kal had never fully understood how a mountain-nymph came to be a warrior, let alone an Erinys, but he couldn't deny her abilities and he'd seen her swing the sword as though it were made of balsa wood.
He lunged for the bed, snagging the scabbard's strap and pulling it from under the bed. The weapon was surprisingly light in his hands but he didn't have time to ponder what that meant. Instead he sprung to his feet and tossed Astra the sword.
"Here, your sword!" Kal shouted, "Lop off a limb or two and I bet they'll run for the hills."
*****
Astra heard Kal's cry behind her and she half-turned, snatching the sheath out of the air. She winced a bit internally but had no chance to explain the problem to Kal before the first of the robbers lumbered into the room. Perhaps he had a bit of ogre blood in his ancestry, he had to duck to avoid breaking his nose on the doorframe. His face looked like he had to learn to duck the hard way.
The huge thief lunged at Astra, his footsteps shaking the floor. He carried no weapons, trying to grab her with hands like ham hocks. She ducked low under his grasping hands and drove the metal-capped butt of her scabbard into his solar plexus. The thug's eyes crossed and he choked as the breath was driven from his lungs. Taking advantage of his stunned condition Astra grabbed a fistful of his hair and rolled her body backwards, pulling him down on top of her. With her back braced against the floor she drove her feet upwards into the giant man's stomach, using his forward momentum and her own strength to send him flying towards the back of the room.
Kal had to duck to avoid being bowled over by the flying robber and he slammed into the wall, shaking the entire room with the impact. Kal looked back and forth between Astra and the poleaxed man, braided hair swaying with his movements.
"Uh...Astra? He's getting back up." Kal backed off a few steps, "Astra!"
"Take care of him, I'll deal with the others." Astra rolled back to her feet, facing the huge man's companions.
"I'm literally naked right now! I don't even have a weapon!"
"Whining isn't attractive Kal!"
"I don't give a shit about attractive! Just cut his head off!"
Astra sighed slightly, "That might be a bit of a problem."
As she spoke she grabbed the hilt of her sword and pulled it from it's sheath. The blade was almost as wide as her hand but ended in a jagged stump five inches from the hilt. Three months back she had been hired to explore the Blight and fought one of the aberrations that lived there. The thing had jagged iron teeth and although Astra had won the battle, most of her sword had been left in the beast's stomach.
"Astra..." Kal's tone was worried, "...why are you carrying half a sword!?"
"Why do you think I've been hanging out in this shithole?" Astra snapped, "I've been trying to buy a replacement!"