~~Julias~~
"Tonight, you're going to communicate with a rat."
"Delightful."
Julias smirked down at his childe, and gave him a pat on the head, the sort he knew would infuriate his friend. "Don't like rats?"
"I think rats raised by humans are awesome creatures. Rats who grew up in a sewer? Not so much."
The two of them stepped out of the car, and Julias waved the driver off before turning to walk toward North Side. Dolareido was a city, a very large city, and that meant crows, cockroaches, and rats. Maybe the kid would prefer trying this with a crow? Later. For now he knew where he could find rats in large quantities.
"I was hoping we could talk about relationship troubles," Jack said.
Relationship troubles. Kid did love to be blunt. "Oh? Having issues with the Prince?"
The two of them walked further and further from any ears, any pedestrians, any traffic, and further out again toward the edge of the city. The driver had taken them out a ways, but Julias preferred to walk the remainder. And the kid had said he wanted to talk to him about something; so now worked.
"Not exactly? In fact, she seems to already know about Clara... liking me. No idea how she knows, but I guess that's why she's the Prince." He shrugged, hands in his jacket pockets, eyes on the sidewalk. No one around anymore, just the two of them surrounded by empty factories and emptier streets. "Just, uh... she's, um... Ok, yeah I... saw her breasts."
Julias rolled his eyes and combed his hair back with his fingers a single time. God damn this kid. "Alright, walk me through what happened. Spare no details."
And thus followed an asinine tale of an idiot boy who didn't know how to say no to a pretty girl. Jack could say no to most people about most things, with a straight face held in the cradle of cold logic. A valuable trait, that went out the window the moment a beautiful woman fluttered her eyelashes at him.
"She could have covered up!" He threw up his hands, utter dismay chiseled onto his face. "She didn't have to let that woman lift up her shirt!"
"Sounds like she saw an opportunity to let you see something she figured you'd like." He sighed and flicked the kid in the temple, hard enough to make him yelp and jump to the side. "Maybe you should lay off seduction hunts for a while, and do some regular hunts? Less sexual, less likely to get you into trouble with a girl trying to get into your pants."
"Arg, I've never had this problem before! I didn't really... I don't know, expect her to get that... that..."
"She likes you. And she's not some simpleton teenager, she's a woman, and judging from what I know of the other Uratha, she's older than she looks." Clara was a beautiful woman to be sure, looking perhaps in her late twenties or early thirties, with the body of an athlete and a beautiful face. She took care of herself, and managing a full head of box-braid hair down to her hips couldn't have been easy. "You seem to attract older women."
"I guess so." Upon reaching a corner, Jack walked into the lamppost. Into it, hard enough to make a clear, resonating thunk as he planted his forehead into the metal. The kid leaned against the pole, arms dangling like weights pulling at his wrists, and his forehead stuck to the lamppost. "Antoinette said she trusted me, but... I don't know, I've never been in this position before. Can I trust myself? I don't think I'd ever betray Antoinette, but I've never had a girl approach me like this, not since her." A low, whining sound came out of the kid, and he banged his head a couple more times against the pole.
"Jack. Come here."
With time, Jack eventually stood back up, and waddled his way over to Julias.
Until Julias smacked him upside the back of the head.
"Ow! What the fuck man!"
"Kid, you're an idiot. A lovable idiot, but an idiot. The fact you're deliberating this so much, when nothing has even happened yet, means you're giving this far more thought than any cheating man would. So give yourself a little credit, you're a faithful man and I bet Clara could literally tie you up, pin you down, and rub her naked self all over you and you wouldn't even kiss her."
"I mean... I guess yeah. I can't get the image of her out of my head though."
"Yeah, you have a sex drive, same as everyone else. Figured you'd be used to that by now."
"Butβ"
"And you're feeling super anxious and paranoid, which is making you run the thoughts through your head over, and over, and over, like you always do. That's why you can't stop thinking about her. You and Natasha both, always running a million thoughts through your heads all the time, organizing and analyzing." This kid, god this kid. Such a great friend to have, someone he could trust, someone who would dig through things with the utmost tenacity until he'd filtered a million bits of information, and gotten to the bottom of things. Until he'd become an expert β or at least learned β in whatever he needed to know, he would obsess about something until it consumed him. Think about things until he paced his brain into a ditch, and then a grave.
"So I should do... what?"
"Nothing. That's what I'm saying. Maybe next time don't take the girl who likes you to a sex club, but other than that, nothing." Chuckling, he put his hand on his friend's shoulder, and started walking them down the street again. "Really, you think too much."
"I know, I know. It's just she's my first girlfriend, and I really love her. God I love her, and she spoils the fuck out of me, andβ"
He shook the little man by the shoulder, just enough to get him to cut his worrying to a quick halt. "Worry less about Antoinette. Worry more about the Prince. Do anything like that suicidal trip into the tunnels again, and if I don't kill you, she will. And, if by some strange fluke, she doesn't, then Michael or Maria will."
That got some raised brows. Good, kid needed to stop worrying about girls so much, and worry a bit more about his own hide.
"Rats," Julias continued, "are intelligent creatures as you know. Observant, but not the best eyesight. Great sense of smell, great hearing. And because there are so many of them, a Kindred would be hard pressed to suspect a rat. Be careful when using them to spy on particularly crafty Mehket, or any elders, and you'll be surprised at how much information you can get from a rat."