June Devilblooded had been around for a hundred and twenty years -- and in those, she had seen enough things to give her enough nightmares for several hundred more years. She had seen the ashwaste of devils after they had been used on an enemy army. She had walked through the craters of blackened glass after a man who practiced Starfalling Palm Impact style had faced off against the automaton peasants of the Realm. She had watched Goat have sex.
But nothing on the whole of the Land of a Billion Gods was quite on the same scale as the small crystal butterfly that she cradled in her hands. She wanted to drop it. She wanted to toss it against the wall. She wanted to throw it into the deepest volcano she could. But as she could do none of those things, she instead looked at it and tried to shake of the creeping sense of awe that filled her. She didn't want to waste her
awe
on this thing. She didn't want to be impressed by its artful complexities, nor remark at the sheer amount of magic and wonder that had been folded into it by the hands of the Third Unconquered.
She just wanted to be disgusted.
She wanted to
hate
what it was.
June closed her eyes and set the butterfly back into the small niche she had found it within. She closed the rack -- the clattering of metal sounding alarmingly loud in her ears. When she opened her eyes, she was looking at the ornate carvings of devils and gods and dragons that surrounded the text that proclaimed this to be the
precasual munitions storage area
. What a marvelously bloodless term. She shook her head. "Fucking Unconquered..." She whispered.
"But I didn't even tell you about how I got this!"
June spun around and saw Ember standing in the corridor behind her, holding a small glowing bead of light, while his Lunar mates leaned against him. All of them looked sweaty and panty and
stank
of sex and fae.
June clenched her jaw, her tail lashing in agitation. "Do I even want to know?"
"Well, it started getting out of hand when the fae queen grew this
huge
-"
June thrust out her hand. "Give me the authorization."
"You know what this is?" Ember asked, holding the coalesced concept, which June snapped up and brought to her soulgem. It vanished within in an instant.
"It's the concept of regal authority," June said. "With this in our hands, we can fly through the Sunder without the fae descending on us like an army of ravenous locusts." She shook her head. "Good job, Ember."
Ember brought up his arm, flexing his muscles and popping up his thumb. "Easy as pie! I only almost died three times!" he said, cheerfully and June had to shake her head in wry amusement. Then he shattered that by saying: "What does precausal munitions mean?"
"You can read?" she asked.
"I taught him!" Chirp said, excitedly. They leaned in and bumped their head against Ember's cheek. "He learned...almost
too
fast." Their expression became slightly wistful clearly upset that they hadn't gotten a chance to teach Ember anything more.
June pursed her lips. "Good job, Ember."
"Yeah..." Ember nodded. Then he slowly started to edge past her. June slammed her hand against the wall, barring the way against the Unconquered, her palm mashed up against the silvery metal that made up most of the Starshrike's hull. Part of her marveled at the way that Ember backed off, holding up his hands. It was as if his brain hadn't gotten the message that he was the
Unconquered
yet. He had the power of the Sun coursing through his veins. He could have shattered every bone in her body with his pinkie. Hell. If he put his mind to it, he could have talked her into letting her by with a minimal expenditure of his mana.
Instead, he backed off, chuckling. "Got it, private June stuff."
June sighed. "It's..." She paused. "It's a weapon."
"True, the munitions part did give that way," Ember said, slowly. "I mean, I figure it's like the mana cannons and the vortex arrows, right?" He cocked his head. "June, what
is
a mana cannon and a vortex arrow?"
Xora blushed, then coughed. "W-Well, uh, I know," she said, her voice pitched as high and soft as it could go -- incongruous, considering the Amethyst Lunar's size and muscular build. But her blue cheeks darkened into a blush as Ember leaned against her side, sliding his arm around to squeeze her close.
"I'd love to hear it, honey," he said, then leaned up on his tip toes to kiss her cheek. Xora grinned, showing her very sharp teeth.
"There are plenty of ships in the Great Ocean that have both kinds of weapons," she said, nodding. "Mana cannons fire concussive blasts. They knock people over, punch holes in ships, that kind of thing. Vortex arrows explode and...like...rip stuff up into sunderstuff -- raw chaos. T-They actually use it to mine, sometimes. Shoot them at mountains, turn it into sunderstuff, then reshape it. You know. Easier than...pickaxes!" She chuckled.
Ember nodded. "Cool!" He looked at June.
June hesitated. She wasn't sure how Ember would take this. "The...Third Unconquered was an inventor. She made the Starshrike, she made farstep portals, she made a lot of things. Sometimes, I think she made things just because she could..." She reached down, gripping onto the handle of the sliding wall, then rolling it all the way up. She revealed the rack after rack of small, glowing spheres. Each sphere contained a different kind of insect or small creature -- a butterfly, a beetle, a spider, a squirrel, a possum. Each one was detailed to the upmost degree, in the finest of materials. Gold fur. Silver chiten. Ember oohed, softly, leaning forward as he admired their craftsmanship.
"They're Apocalypse Dreams," June said, quietly.
"That...sounds bad," Ember said.
"They're self replicating magical constructs that find human beings, burrow into them, and cause a localized self-realizing apocalyptic eschatological event, with a propagating radius dependent on the individual's personality and willpower," June said, her voice flat. "Every person's worst nightmare and most hideous imaginings comes to life in an area between fifty yards and three leagues depending on the person, and kills or destroys everything in that radius. Said radii overlap and interact chaotically to create an expanding wave of utter lethality."
Ember sprang backwards, into Xora's and Chirp's arms. "Holy
gods!
"
June nodded. "You need to understand, Ember. The Unconquered is glorious. The Unconquered is powerful. The Unconquered is- what are you doing?"
Ember had stepped past her and gently gripped onto the racks in the shelf. He tugged them free, one at a time, twirling the whole rack on his finger before stacking it up on his shoulder with a soft 'hup hup hup!' Soon, the entire precausal munition store was stacked on his shoulder, all five racks, all twenty five Apocalypse Dreams. He turned and started to jog away, the racks clattering softly with his footfalls. "Hup hup hup hup hup!" he said, in time with his footfalls. June opened her mouth, closed it, looked at Chirp and Xora, then started to jog after Ember.
Ember did not take a direct route to wherever he was going. June and Xora and Chirp found the places he went by finding the opened doors and the discarded bits and bobs that Ember left behind. He had searched three bedrooms, tossed through five closets, and finally, found his way to the belly mounted armory, which contained the mana-cores and the vortex arrows in their long, sullen racks. June opened the vortex arrow storage unit and saw that three of the arrows were gone.
When she and the Lunars emerged out of the port gantry way, they found Ember stacking the racks of Apocalypse Dreams up beside two vortex warheads. The crystalline, dagger shaped warheads were already pulsing with a pale blue light, a light that grew in intensity moment by moment, heart beat by heart beat. Within the time it took June to grasp what was going on, they were nearly as bright as the sun overhead -- shining so fiercely that she had to throw up her hands. Ember jogged away from his pile and then-
The sound of a vortex going off was somewhat akin to a thousand screaming, tortured souls all opening their mouths and howling at the same moment. The light grew brighter still, and a swirling hot wind buffeted the onlooker's faces. Xora's hair flapped in the wind and Chirp was nearly bowled over, while June slowly lowered her hand. The ruby red cloud of undifferentiated chaos that was left behind blew away, trickling into the leaves and the brush around the landing site. As it drifted along, the coherency of the Land started to impress itself on the chaos, and the wispy red cloud transformed into grass and frogs and buzzing mosquitoes and dandelion seeds that drifted away on the hot wind.
Ember walked away from the cloud, brushing his hands off. "And that's that," he said.
A single, chittering beetle -- one of the Apocalypse Dreams -- sprang out of the crater and landed by his foot. Ember slammed his heel down on it with a flare of golden flames and the impossibly advanced magitech weapon crunched and shattered. Ember paused, then nodded. "And
that
is
that
."
June whimpered. She looked slowly to her left. Goat was leaning against the side of the ship, smoking a pipe.
"What are you
doing
there?" June asked.
"Watching," Goat said, puffing out a thin dragon.
"Were you going to
stop
that fucking idiot before he destroyed twenty five of the most advanced magitech weapons ever built in the past ten thousand years?" June asked, flinging her arm out to gesture to Ember, who was currently being hugged, kissed, and checked over by his two Lunars. Chirp was leaning down to examine his foot, while Xora was nuzzling against his neck, and Ember could clearly be heard saying 'Lunars, please! ...continue!'
"Nope," Goat said.
"I-" June stopped herself, then glared at Ember. "Ember!"
"What?" he asked.
"What the fuck?" Her tail snapped back and forth.
"They were evil!" he said, as if it was the most simple thing in the world. June wanted to throttle him.
"They were the most powerful weapons in existence. With them, you could have-"
"What, killed everyone in the Lands?" Ember shook his head. "Uh, no. I don't want to do that."