Tia held Fifi against her chest and tried to time her snips with the movement of those damned little black dots. She snipped the end of another tangle and a dot with it. The dot winked out of existence with a hiss like a water droplet on a hot stove top.
"She's sending somebody," said Cuttystool.
"What do you mean?" asked Tia.
"The queen. She is sending somebody to kill you two," said Cuttystool.
"Why kill us?"
"To break Mac."
Tia looked at the gaping hole in the back wall. Anyone could find them on the kitchen floor. She needed to hide somewhere more defensible. Branches from the rosebush reached across the opening. Maybe Rose could help. But would she? The nymph had been set free the day before and might not be willing to make herself a target.
Maybe Tia could take Fifi and retreat to another room. Tia looked around. A cracked door off the kitchen looked promising. She left Fifi on the floor and pushed it open. The rich furnishings of the great aunt's room stood in sharp contrast to the sparse Appalachian style of the rest of the house. That cloth and lace filled trap room was no place for Fifi. Instead she dragged the gremlin to the back door.
Fifi looked no better in the sunshine. She actually looked a little less green, like a wilted leaf. Damn that hairbrush. Then Tia realized she left the hairbrush in the kitchen with the brownie. Tia picked up Fifi's discarded apron and returned to the kitchen table.
"Dunmarfor is coming," said Cuttystool.
Tia remembered him. He was a bit on the small side, and generally kept out of sight. He dressed in squirrel skins like the rest of them, but had a macrame cloak that he made himself out of yarn. He used it to capture the queen's enemies. Dunmarfor was a bit shy before the queen took over, but since he got his new name and new eyes he seldom showed himself in camp, and then he never spoke. He was more dangerous than Drochide.
Tia had to move fast to avoid him. She picked up the brush with the apron and rolled it into a bundle. Then she ran back out to the steps. Behind her, Cuttystool began humming some tuneless, nonsensical song.
"Rose!" she called into the rose bush. A few moments later the nymph stepped out of a gap in the branches.
"Need me, sweetness?" she asked. Rose's eyes sparkled, but when she saw Fifi's condition her smile faded. "The poor thing has been trapped. Wheres Mac?"
"He went to visit the King's grave."
"That's too bad. I was missing him."
"Actually, I was hoping you could help us."
"I can't do much with traps, sweetness. I prefer willing guests."
"Will you help us hide? The queen sent somebody to kill us."
"Says who?"
"Cuttystool."
"Why would she say that? She works for the queen," said Rose.
"Shes...conflicted," said Tia.
"She's been in bondage to the queen since her little girl was trapped. Why the sudden- What did Mac do to her?" asked Rose.
"He just kissed her," said Tia.
Rose bit her lip. "That man can wrap a girl around his tongue," she said.
"I know. I taught him," said Tia.
"I'm glad you remember him. I was worried you wouldn't."
"That clue helped. Anyway, I need to hide," said Tia.
"I can't take you both in, not if somebody is determined to kill you."
"Actually I need a place for three."
"Who's the fourth wheel on your little love wagon?" asked Rose.
"Cuttystool," said Tia.
"As long as the queen has a hold on her she can find her. It's better to leave her be. The queen won't have her favorite servant killed. I think you two can hide under the house."
"There's no way under. They put bricks around back when John was the human," said Tia.
"The foundation vent behind my bush is loose. You can hide in there."
"Will you help me carry Fifi?"
"Once you get her down the steps. It's against my sensibilities to walk on murder victims," said Rose, pointing to the boards.
Tia struggled, but managed to get Fifi to the bottom step without dropping her. The fat little gremlin weighed as much as Tia even though she was significantly shorter. All that weight must be in her hips, thought Tia.
Rose helped her move Fifi through the thorns at the edge of the house, then in through the rectangular hole in the brick foundation. The vent had fallen off some years ago and sat rusting in the flower bed.
"One more thing, did you ever figure out what you wanted me to call you?" asked Rose.
"Tia."
"Well then, sweet Tia, now I want one of your kisses, the kind you taught Mac to do," said Rose.
"It doesn't work between women. You need a male. It needs a woman to desire getting filled up and the male desire to fill her," said Tia.
"I know we didn't make a deal, but could you do me a favor and point a suitably lonely or heartbroken man my direction? I'm starved for affection."
"If I ever see one. They are all like Drochide now."
Rose's smile disappeared. "That hussy is going to be the death of me."
"Don't be so dramatic. I have survived without a man for longer than you have been trapped," said Tia.
"I can no more live without a man's attention than you can live without moonlight," said Rose.
Tia understood. She had lived by the moon for as long as she could remember. The darkened new moon always made her feel less energetic than usual. "What about women? There are plenty who would be glad of your attention," asked Tia.
"In dire need I can enjoy the company of a woman, but a bowl of broth is no substitute for a nice hunk of meat, if I may be so uncouth," said Rose.
"When Mac comes back, will you tell him where we are?" asked Tia.
"I already anticipate his arrival," said Rose. She placed the vent back in the brick hole and concealed it with rosebush foliage. Tia was plunged into shadow. She looked through the vent, but couldn't see anything except rosebush leaves.
She laid in the dusty crawlspace holding Fifi. Within a minute the gritty clay soil irritated her enough that she unrolled the leather apron and let the hairbrush fall out into the dirt. She spread it out and rolled Fifi onto it. Tia laid down beside her. She tried to get comfortable but the little black motes of Fifi's trap kept poking her with their icy touch.
Tia scooted away from Fifi, but that was no escape. She finally arose and saw why. A shaft of light revealed that they were swarming on the leather apron as well as on Fifi. No doubt the little gremlin had saturated it with her sweat, which the simple magic of the trap treated as part of her. Tia pulled Fifi off the apron. The little dark motes that were left on the leather continued their random swarming, but soon they fizzled out of existence one by one.
Tia was delighted and inspired. She placed the leather apron over Fifi like a blanket. More of the evil little things swarmed onto the gremlin-infused leather as if it was part of Fifi's body. Tia then pulled off the apron and watched as they vanished like embers in a dying campfire.
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Rose left the shade and shelter of her bush and set off across the field toward the little tree covered knoll halfway up the valley. The route had shifted some in the last twenty years. It was no longer an orderly horse trail fit for a king. It was now a winding path more suitable for people who didn't want to be seen.
She absentmindedly twisted a lock of silver hair around one finger, daydreaming about Mac. He was so big and strong, with that magic tongue. Maybe he had a magic cock to go with it. Not that Rose needed a magic cock. A regular one would do fine, even better if she could kiss him at the same time. The thought of him inside her at both ends made her wet. He would sweep her up with those strong hands and hold her to his sweaty chest before impaling her on his throbbing member and filling her with his hot human goo.
"Stand fast, nymph!"
Rose was shaken out of her daydream by a commanding voice. A diamond woman slightly shorter than Rose stepped onto the path, followed by a short, disheveled gray skinned boulder of a woman who was holding a sock with something in it. Rose had never seen such a beautiful woman before, but something in the confident sway of the diamond's hips and the assertive posture reminded her of somebody she knew once.
"Sigra?" Rose asked. The diamond looked at her more closely.
"Rose? What happened to you?" said the diamond woman.
"I was trapped away for twenty years. What happened to you?"
"I went deeper than anyone else dared, and came back indestructible," said Sigra.
Rose stepped forward to embrace the diamond but Sigra stopped her with a hand on her belly. "I'm a queen now. I can't get familiar. Not even with you," she said with the slightest hint of sadness.
Rose stepped back. She could sense Sigra's loneliness. Even though Rose couldn't fill the diamond's desires, she needed to take away Sigra's pain and replace it with happiness. Rose hoped Gniff would be less standoffish. The fat little gnome looked absolutely miserable. She felt even worse. Her misery hung around her spirit like a damp, moldy shadow. Rose's heart ached for her. Gniff had never recovered from Seamus' death.
"Gniff, sweetie. Surely you will share a hug with your old playmate?" asked Rose. In response the much shorter Gniff hugged Rose around her thighs and buried her face in Rose's crotch. Rose ran her fingers through Gniff's greasy hair.
"I take it her love life hasn't improved?" Rose asked Sigra.