In a twist of fate that I am sure some cosmic entity pissed itself laughing over, the world as we knew it ended on a Monday.
Despite what would likely be a date remembered in infamy until the final demise of humanity, Monday, October 10
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, 2022 started about the same as every other Monday. Millions the world over woke up too early and shut off their respective alarm clocks a little too aggressively in preparation for their weekly return to work. They drank too much coffee, suffered through morning meetings, answered emails, and struggled to stay sane as the tedium of life set in after a relaxed weekend. They fought off existential dread and exhaustion alike as the clock ticked ever onwards to the end of the day.
Okay, maybe that was just my Monday morning and I am projecting my impotent hatred of that wretched weekday on the rest of the world, but hey, I think I have the right to be a little melodramatic.
After all, this Monday was the day I died.
But perhaps I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start where most stories should; at the beginning.
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"Mr. Finch?" I heard a timid voice ask. I looked up from the disordered stack of papers on my desk, and blearily focused on the figure before me. Frizzy red hair, thick glasses, and the ubiquitous green and white school uniform of St. Paul High School. In my sleep deprived and generally miserable state I could not for the life of me remember the girl's name, but vaguely recognized her from one of my history classes. She was standing just inside my classroom door, a stack of textbooks and binders perilously balanced in her arms. I spent a couple awkward seconds attempting to conjure her name, but quickly gave up and waved her inside.
"Forgive me, but I seem to have forgotten your name, Ms...?" I finally managed to get out. God, it had been a rough morning. First an assembly, then back-to-back faculty meetings that could have very easily just been two emails. My afternoon classes hadn't been much better.
"Dahl, Mr, Finch, Victoria Dahl," she quietly stated, before entering the room and placing her books on one of the unoccupied desks. She turned back around and continued, "I'm in your European History class?"
"Ah, yes of course Ms. Dahl, I remember you now. Back right corner seat?" I asked with a smile. She nodded with a fleeting grin and leaned against one of the front desks. Victoria was a smart student, but barely spoke in class. She was definitely one who had mastered the art of fading into the class background, but her tests and papers so far had been well above average. "What can I do for you today?"
I admit that her presence in my classroom was somewhat of a surprise. In my limited experience as a high school history teacher, the student body of St. Paul's was particularly uninterested in being anywhere near a classroom unless forced. I started each semester with an offer to help any student who wanted to stop by my room during their study hall hours, but in my three years at the school only a handful had ever taken me up on the offer, and all had been to shamelessly beg, cajole, or even (once) threaten me to change their abysmal grades. To say the least, St. Paul's was not the academic environment I might wish it was, but I've got to make money somehow, and this preppy private school for the idiot offspring of the wealthy paid well.
"Um, yes, I actually had a question about one of your lectures that I hoped you could explain to me in more detail?" By her still timid expression I could tell she knew her presence in my room was an anomaly as much as I did. I for one was in somewhat of a state of shock. "In your lecture on the Viking Age, you mentioned that Nordic culture was somewhat unusual in its era for its positive depiction of female warriors? Could you tell me a little more about what you meant?"
I sat back in my chair staring at the curious student with something akin to amazement. Such a simple question, yet the first sign of actual academic curiosity in three years! Suddenly the wretched lethargy that had consumed this stereotypically awful Monday was replaced by rising excitement in me. "Of course, Miss Dahl," I replied with a large grin on my face.
Quickly turning in my swivel chair, likely startling the poor girl, I reached behind me to the large bookshelf, locating a thick leatherbound book with ease. Turning back around I waved Victoria forwarded to my desk and opened up the old book, my prized personal copy of the combined
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