In a twist of fate that I am sure some cosmic entity pissed itself laughing over, the world as we knew it ended on a Monday.
Despite what would likely be a date remembered in infamy until the final demise of humanity, Monday, October 10
th
, 2022 started about the same as every other Monday. Millions the world over woke up too early and shut off their respective alarm clocks a little too aggressively in preparation for their weekly return to work. They drank too much coffee, suffered through morning meetings, answered emails, and struggled to stay sane as the tedium of life set in after a relaxed weekend. They fought off existential dread and exhaustion alike as the clock ticked ever onwards to the end of the day.
Okay, maybe that was just my Monday morning and I am projecting my impotent hatred of that wretched weekday on the rest of the world, but hey, I think I have the right to be a little melodramatic.
After all, this Monday was the day I died.
But perhaps I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start where most stories should; at the beginning.
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"Mr. Finch?" I heard a timid voice ask. I looked up from the disordered stack of papers on my desk, and blearily focused on the figure before me. Frizzy red hair, thick glasses, and the ubiquitous green and white school uniform of St. Paul High School. In my sleep deprived and generally miserable state I could not for the life of me remember the girl's name, but vaguely recognized her from one of my history classes. She was standing just inside my classroom door, a stack of textbooks and binders perilously balanced in her arms. I spent a couple awkward seconds attempting to conjure her name, but quickly gave up and waved her inside.
"Forgive me, but I seem to have forgotten your name, Ms...?" I finally managed to get out. God, it had been a rough morning. First an assembly, then back-to-back faculty meetings that could have very easily just been two emails. My afternoon classes hadn't been much better.
"Dahl, Mr, Finch, Victoria Dahl," she quietly stated, before entering the room and placing her books on one of the unoccupied desks. She turned back around and continued, "I'm in your European History class?"
"Ah, yes of course Ms. Dahl, I remember you now. Back right corner seat?" I asked with a smile. She nodded with a fleeting grin and leaned against one of the front desks. Victoria was a smart student, but barely spoke in class. She was definitely one who had mastered the art of fading into the class background, but her tests and papers so far had been well above average. "What can I do for you today?"
I admit that her presence in my classroom was somewhat of a surprise. In my limited experience as a high school history teacher, the student body of St. Paul's was particularly uninterested in being anywhere near a classroom unless forced. I started each semester with an offer to help any student who wanted to stop by my room during their study hall hours, but in my three years at the school only a handful had ever taken me up on the offer, and all had been to shamelessly beg, cajole, or even (once) threaten me to change their abysmal grades. To say the least, St. Paul's was not the academic environment I might wish it was, but I've got to make money somehow, and this preppy private school for the idiot offspring of the wealthy paid well.
"Um, yes, I actually had a question about one of your lectures that I hoped you could explain to me in more detail?" By her still timid expression I could tell she knew her presence in my room was an anomaly as much as I did. I for one was in somewhat of a state of shock. "In your lecture on the Viking Age, you mentioned that Nordic culture was somewhat unusual in its era for its positive depiction of female warriors? Could you tell me a little more about what you meant?"
I sat back in my chair staring at the curious student with something akin to amazement. Such a simple question, yet the first sign of actual academic curiosity in three years! Suddenly the wretched lethargy that had consumed this stereotypically awful Monday was replaced by rising excitement in me. "Of course, Miss Dahl," I replied with a large grin on my face.
Quickly turning in my swivel chair, likely startling the poor girl, I reached behind me to the large bookshelf, locating a thick leatherbound book with ease. Turning back around I waved Victoria forwarded to my desk and opened up the old book, my prized personal copy of the combined
Prose
and
Poetic Edda
, finding the illustration of interest. Victoria leaned forward on the other side of my desk as I pointed to a detailed illustration of a blonde woman in armor striding across a war-torn landscape, majestic white wings trailing behind her as she approached a fallen Viking warrior. "This, Miss Dahl, is an early modern rendition of a Valkyrie, a famous mythological race of warrior-women in the old Norse religion."
As I began to speak, I noticed Victoria examining the picture with avid interest and a certain gleam in her eyes that I couldn't quite place. "These Valkyries were the chosen warriors of Odin, the choosers of the slain. They were said to stride battlefields in search of worthy heroes to bring to Valhalla, the Norse warrior-heaven. In the sagas, the Valkyries are described as superlative warriors and executioners, killing the unworthy left behind on the battlefield, and challenging the greatest heroes and monsters of the age in combat to test their mettle. Though the Valkyries were but mythological constructs, some scholars believe they were based on a female warrior culture within Nordic society, the shield-maidens. Though the existence of shield-maidens remains hotly debated today, there are many accounts, as I mentioned in the lecture, that attest to Viking women fighting alongside men in raids across Europe, from Britain to Bulgaria."
It was rare that I was ever able to indulge my love of history and mythology outside the rigid syllabus assigned to me, and I allowed myself to ramble, giving a broad overview of the Norse sagas and the real histories of the Vikings to my attentive audience of one. To my pleasure Victoria asked questions throughout, seeking for clarification or elaboration. Gradually she seemed to come out of her quiet and reserved shell, and by the end of my impromptu history lessen she was smiling broadly. Her enthusiasm was infectious, and my jaded educational persona, the harsh and feared Mr. Finch of St. Paul's, began to crack as I relived the debate of my collage years through her infinite curiosity.
Accordingly, I was caught completely off-guard by her next question. "Mr. Finch, you said earlier that shield-maidens were likely the inspiration for Valkyries, but what if it was the other way around?" At this point Victoria had dragged a chair next to mine as I showed her relevant passages, and at her question I turned to her with eyebrows fully raised. "What if," she continued, eyes locked on the illustration from earlier as she seemingly gathering her courage for the next part of her question, "What if the Valkyries had been real long ago, and the shield-maidens were following their example?"
I merely looked at the excitable student in shock, and for a briefest moment, I almost wanted to speculate alongside her. Though I would never reveal it to the mocking seniors I taught, I was also an avid fantasy nerd, and the thought of the majestic warrior-maidens of myth coming to life before me was something akin to a dream. Yet my dogmatic academic training came crashing back down as I gently responded to Victoria, "I'm sorry Miss Dahl, but all these sagas and myths...they aren't real. The gods and their agents, heroes, villains, and monsters, they're just folklore. Tales told in the mead hall to inspire warriors, and religion to bind a culture together. I'm afraid there's just no proof that such fantastic beings ever existed." I expected the young woman to be hurt or put off by my gentle rebuke, but instead that odd gleam in her eyes only grew stronger.
She gave me a smirk completely opposite from the withdrawn frown that I normally saw in class, and I was suddenly struck by the beauty of the young woman sitting inches way. I recalled from the roster at the beginning of the year that she had already been 18 going into her senior year. For an unguarded moment I took in her high, aristocratic cheekbones, her full, upturned lips, and those piercing blue eyes that seemed to contain both mystery and mischief. Her school uniform, unflattering though it was, hinted at very luscious curves hidden beneath the jacket. And then my professionalism slammed down on me and I mentally smacked myself for being a disgusting lecher. "
She's your student, you idiot!"
the angel on my shoulder yelled, as the devil on the other side whispered,
"She's legal, and you're only eight years her senior."