Chapter 8. A Dark Rose
Kyra loathed parties. Whether grandiose galas or humble get-togethers, fêtes or festivals, family reunions or impromptu celebrations in the Academy dormitory hall, they always seemed filled with the most tedious people with a penchant for flaunting their inflated egos and a false sense of worth. Kyra found such social posturing to be tiresome. Yet no party Kyra had ever had the misfortune of attending could have prepared her for the sorts that made the Rose Narcissa legendary. It was like nothing she had ever seen or even heard of.
Once Kyra accepted that this terrible nightmare was her reality, she found a company of stewards who were quite willing to guide her along her way, Sybil, most of all. After all, it was in their best interest that she learns the ropes quickly to become a valuable crew member.
There were about two hundred stewards on board the Rose Narcissa -- at least one for every two or three guests, divided into three sections to split a full day. Each section was further divided up into three subsections by function: one subsection to attend to the Rose Narcissa's famous bathhouse and the gardens, another to general housekeeping, and the third to the Rose's famous nightly bacchanalias. Of the three, Kyra least preferred to be a part of the last, but since that was the one that Sybil was in, that was the one she joined. Her section was on the night rotation, which meant that Kyra was responsible for attending to the patrons while they were at their most obnoxious. The first-night-after-port feast was always an important one. Tonight, was no different.
The sun dipped into the west, and the stars began to appear in the twilight sky. The afternoon section, at the end of their shift, were busy setting up the long tables with glass- and silverware on the upper deck of the palace ship while the evening shift stewards lined up along a bulkhead for roll call. The head steward of Kyra's section was a large, straight-backed, and firm-eyed man whose refined and stern posture made him seem more suitable as a naval officer than a steward.
He walked the line of stewards, looking each up and down with a critical eye, flicking off a stray piece of dust or fabric as he walked by.
He did a double-take when he came to Kyra and frowned when he didn't recognize the new stewardess in his section.
"Who are you?"
"Kyra. Sir."
"Who is your minder?"
"I am," Sybil responded.
He grunted. His eyes slowly scanned Kyra's body. His lips curled into an unenthusiastic snarl.
"You slouch. Straighten your back," he barked.
Kyra stood straighter.
"Lower your shoulders."
She lowered her shoulders. Her cheeks grew hot.
"When you are around guests, you smile. You do not speak to them unless they speak to you, and if they do speak to you, you answer politely and do exactly as they say."
He glared at her, his eyes burning into hers as if to goad her to make a mistake. She glared right back, unblinking.
"Yes, sir," she replied, forcing flatness into her voice.
The man smirked. "I do not ever want to hear a guest complain about you. Welcome to the Rose," he said, then moved on to the next steward to inspect, not putting an eye on her again. When he had gone farther down the line, Sybil leaned over and whispered, "do not mind Rikan. He means well."
"Still, could be a bit nicer, don't you think?"
"He really is a nice man."
"Could've fooled me."
"He is just."
"Not the same as nice."
"Just is better."
After the inspection, Rikan bellowed out instructions for the night in a loud, crisp voice, like a lieutenant giving orders before a battle. He rattled off assignments for serving drinks and food and the order in which each drink and food item was to be served. First was the sparkling Podl'adomian summer wine and salad, then a red Talishpurian to accompany the first course, roast pig. Then Kyra lost track of what came next, and by the time she realized that she had lost track, Rikan was already on the topic of clean-up.
"Any questions?" Rikan asked when he finished his brief, scanning the line of stewards with eyes that seemed to dare anyone to unwisely take the bait. Kyra panicked on the inside because she didn't have a clue what she was supposed to do or when, but the last thing she wanted to do was ask that intimidating man to repeat himself. Funny, because it was only a month ago when she faced a large group of murderous bandits. But she had her wand then and the help of a swordswoman. Now, wandless and swordswoman-less, she was too timid to raise even a fair question for fear that she would be punished for it.
The sun was fully plunged into the horizon when Rikan dismissed the muster. Everyone dispersed quickly, making beelines toward their assigned tasks. The guests, garbed in frills, velvet, and satin, began to emerge from the cabin deck. Stewards have already started pouring them their Podl'adomian summer wine.
In a panic, Kyra pulled Sybil towards her and said, "Sybil, I'm sorry, but I have no idea what I'm doing!"
Sybil smiled and said, "follow me and relax. Rikan likes to over-complicate things. The guests are already drunk and do not care if they get a summer wine or a winter one. Just smile and give them wine."
Kyra realized that Sybil was right when just then, a man with his feathered cap on the wrong way stumbled toward Kyra with a crooked smile on his face, grabbing her shoulders to stop himself from falling to the floor as he slurred, "won't you be a darling, and pour something tasty into my mouth?"
Then he opened his mouth like a calf after mother's milk.
Kyra smiled nervously as she tried peeling off his grip on her shoulders. Without missing a beat, another steward arrived and rescued her by offering him wine and then showed him to his seat.
Sybil smiled at Kyra again and said, "see? There is nothing to worry about."
As merry guests and their concubines settled into their seats, the sails luffed in the towering masts above their heads. As if this was a signal for something significant, everyone all at once became quiet. The herald in the parrot outfit appeared on the raised quarterdeck at the aft end of the ship. He bowed deeply, then bellowed,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening, and welcome aboard. It is my pleasure to introduce to you the Lady of the Rose Narcissa!"
On cue, a throne chair apparated out of thin air with a crackle beside him, and in the chair, Lady Bellona phased into being like a resplendent moon appearing from behind a dark cloud. Kyra rolled her eyes at the theatrical entrance, but the guests all seemed quite enchanted, giving her a thunderous standing ovation. She waved at the crowd below her like a queen and only stopped when the applause began to die down a full minute later.
"Thank you, my dear friends! I am pleased to have you aboard as my honored guests on this great voyage. To be in your company is surely life's sweetest reward."
She paused for another round of applause, waving her hand regally to acknowledge her guests. When the applause quieted down, she continued,
"I've had the honor of hosting most of you on the Rose Narcissa before, but never have I hosted so many of such high esteem from so many realms."
Her eyes scanned the crowd, and she smiled as she recognized familiar faces.
"I'm thrilled to see the venerable Lord Eldritch and Lady Hispala of SÃochánta with us tonight. And there, the Duchess Seraphina of Mistveil, her enviable golden locks ever flowing, and her wonderful companion, the irreverent Duke Faelvion of the same. Welcome!"