Loosely based on a dream I once had
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"Shawna and Jake are coming over right?" Felix asked his sister. Felix was a man of average height and build with short blonde hair.
'Yeah, tonight is game night after all," his sister, Jenna, responded. Jenna was a pretty redhead with C cup breasts.
"What do you want to play?" Felix asks.
"I don't know, any suggestions?" Jenna asks back.
"Not really, whatever works for me," Felix says, "Hey you think Jake will ever confess to Shawna?"
"Not any sooner than Shawna will confess to him. She still seems to think it's more appropriate for the guy to take the first step" Jenna says, "Those two would make such a happy couple if just one of them would be willing to take that first step."
"Fat chance of that ever happening," Felix says, "Hey you want to go upstairs and grab a game?"
"Sure," Jenna says.
"Cool, I'll get the beer ready," Felix says.
Felix goes to the kitchen as Jenna heads upstairs. As Jenna heads upstairs she thinks about her life. Her parents had passed when they were still teenagers leaving her and her older brother, Felix, with some money. They used what there was to finish their education and decided to live together in their family home to save on expenses. Shawna and Jake were childhood friends of theirs. They had a long standing tradition of a game night once a month.
Jenna arrives at her attic where they have tons of board games their parents had gotten over the years. She goes to the stack of board games. She picks up Monopoly and puts it down, she picks up Clue and puts it down, she picks up Scrabble and puts it down. They had played all of these so many times before. She wanted something new. That was when she spotted a box in the corner of her eye. She went over to it and examined it. It looked like any old board game box, but it had no distinguishing features, no art, no words, just a green box. She opened it and there was a small instruction manual and what looked like a folded up board beneath it. She picked up the instructions. On it in large bold black letters it said, 'The Dildo Board Game' with a smaller message in the corner saying, 'Great fun for any group of women'. She looked at the back of the instructions and there was a message in pink letters saying 'Sure to spice up any girls night'. She opened the instructions and all that was there was a picture of the board which was of a simple design with spaces leading in a spiral from outside of the board into the center where some kind of orb or crystal ball was. There was only one message which read 'Follow the instructions from here' with an arrow pointing toward the orb.
She did a once over of the instructions to make sure she wasn't missing anything. Having double checked that this was all the manual contained she stuffed the manual into her pants pocket. She started to think that it would be hilarious to see the guys try and play this. She decided to put the manual in her pocket so she could hide the title of the game as the manual was the only place that said the title of the game. She picked the box up and brought it downstairs.
As she walks downstairs she sees her brother getting the living room ready for the game. It was a relatively spacious room with a couch on the far wall and a large empty space in the center. They usually just sat on the floor with the game in the center. They didn't have the kind of money to have a better set up, but they were all fine with this.
As her brother was setting down some beers he heard her walking down the stairs.
"What game did you pick?" Felix asks.
"That's a surprise," Jenna replies.
"A surprise?" Felix curiously asks.
"Yup, it will be more fun if I keep the title of the game a secret," Jenna says.
"If you say so," Felix says.
At that point the doorbell rings and Felix goes to get the door as Jenna puts the game down in the center of the room. She can hear Felix opening the door.
In walks Jake, a man of average build with black hair, and Shawna, a very attractive black woman with C cup breasts, who had arrived together. Despite not being a couple they often traveled together and did activities together, but they never went further than that. Felix constantly teased Jake for this and Jenna constantly teased Shawna.
"Hey Shawna, Hey Jake," Jenna says and gives Shawna a hug while Felix and Jake high five. She gives Jake a hug while Shawna gives one to Felix. With the greetings done Shawna sits on the couch while Jake sits down near the game.
"What are we playing tonight?" Jake asks, " I hope it's not poker again. My wallet can't afford the hit after last time."
"It's not my fault you suck at bluffing," says Shawna.
"You could go easy on me," Jake replies.
"Why would I do that?" Shawna says and looks Jake in the eyes.
Jake blushes and looks away. Felix and Jenna give each other a meaningful look.
"Never mind about that," Jenna says, "Shawna can you help me get some snacks while the boys set up the game?"
"Sure," Shawna says and follows her into the kitchen. In the kitchen as they grab some food Jenna takes out the manual and shows it to Shawna.
"This is the game we're playing," Jenna says.
"The Dildo Board Game?" Shawna says.
"Yeah, won't it be funny seeing the guys' reactions when they realize what we're playing?" Jenna asks.
"I don't know," replies Shawna, "I mean doesn't that sound like it might be some kind of sex game?"
"Well if it is we can always just stop after the guys catch on and then we can play something else," Jenna says.
"I guess that's fine," Shawna says.
"Great!" says Jenna, "This is going to be hilarious."
As they go back to the living room they can see that Felix and Jake have put the board down and placed the orb in the center. Jenna gets a good look at it. The board in the instruction manual was in black and white, but she could see the board was actually pretty colorful with streaks of purple and pink flowing through the part of the board where there weren't spaces. The spaces themselves were a simple white and the orb in the center was a deep purple. She and Shawna placed the snacks down and sat down at different parts of the board. Each of the four of them was now sitting next to one side of the board.
Felix goes into the box and picks out a little figure. It's clearly a figure of a hot pink dildo.
"This is kind of phallic looking," he says.
"What game is this anyways?" Jake asks.
"That's a secret," Jenna says, "I guess that's your piece, Felix?"
"Sure, I don't mind the color pink," he says.
"Can I have a purple one?" Jenna asks.
"Give me blue," Shawna says.
"I want black," Jake says.
"Black, huh?" Shawna says.
"What, I like the color black," Jake says and grabs the piece and turns away from Shawna.
"I'm sure you do," Felix mutters under his breath.