"Aw, an' here I thought I was gonna be the only one out and about tonight."
Caras looked up from his campfire. The voice was feminine, sugared with a musical country twang and as bright as the sun. But the speaker lingered at the edge of the firelight, clad in a jet-black cloak that covered all but one trailing lock of red hair. The cloak's darkness faded into a misty gray towards the feet, but he couldn't tell if that was a deliberate dyeing choice or just natural wear.
"Good evening," he said politely. Not wanting to be rude, but also not wanting to be stupid, he added, "Why do you stay in the shadows, Miss?"
He saw painted dark red lips curve upwards from under the hood. "Well, sugar, any gal knows better than to sit at the campfire of a
stranger
. Especially on a dark, lonely night like this. Not even knowin' his name... golly, anything can happen, can't it?"
As her meaning sank in, Caras bit his inner cheek. "Of course. My apologies, Miss." He rose to his feet and sketched a bow. "My name is Sir Caras, Vagrant Knight, at your most humble service. The people of the town can vouch for me, I'm sure."
"Oh. A knight." He could hear the smile in her words now. "Now, that's a whole other kinda story, isn't it?" She took a step forward and pulled her hood down. "You'll keep little old Maye safe out here, won't you, sugar?"
Caras swallowed.
The woman at the edge of the firelight had the sort of face you couldn't breathe even around. Her hazel eyes reflected the firelight with their own kind of heat. Her wavy shoulder-length red hair, styled in a fashionable bob that nicely framed her plump cheeks and heart-shaped face, seemed to glitter and glow like molten copper. It contrasted beautifully with her golden ant earrings, their teardrop-shaped honeypot abdomens made of glittering amber. Her full, luscious lips were still lifted in a smile, but those long lashes hung low as she seemed to inspect him.
She swept the stray lock of hair back, then made her way to the fire. She took a seat across from Caras, her cloak pooling around her like pouring oil, and raised an eyebrow.
Callis realized he'd been asked a question.
"Yes! Ah, of course, Miss." Callis quickly sat back down as well. He smiled reassuringly, reaching over to pat the bundle that held his sword. "I wouldn't be much of a knight if I couldn't protect a fair maiden on the trail, could I?"
"Of course you wouldn't." She giggled, her clear delight assuaging his nerves at the obvious flattery. "I can tell already that you're a good boy. You'd take good care of me, wouldn't you?"
Callis felt his cheeks heating up.
That
was a little more... flirtatious than he'd expected. "I, ah... yes. If we ran into trouble. It's my
duty
as a protector of the common folk."
"Mm." She smiled sweetly. "Am I common, then?"
"That's... that's not what I meant."
"Oh, I know." Her eyes sparkled. "I'm just bullyin' you. And awful bad, too."
The wind picked up, blowing smoke and cinders directly into Maye's face. Her lovely face screwed up in discomfort, and she quickly scooted to the left around the campfire to escape the smoke.
The cute, human moment helped shake Caras out of his flustered paralysis. "So, what, ah, brings you out here on a night like this?"
"Oh, I'm lookin' for makewell." Maye rolled her eyes and blew a stray lock from her face, then scooted a little farther as the wind continued to blow towards her. She shrugged partway out of her cloak, revealing a pale pink sweater beneath with a... generous V-neck.
"Makewell?"
"Pitcher makewell. Oh, the sap's what I need for a poultice, but it's always such a chore to get. Always surrounded by bees and wasps an' the awfulest of things in the daytime." She smiled brightly. "Makewell preys on eusocial insects. It makes 'em think they're returning to the hive, so they bring lots of nectar an' prey right back down the pitcher."
"I see." Caras nodded slowly. "I didn't know makewell was... carnivorous."
She giggled. "Neither do the bees."
Suddenly, the wind picked up around them. Maye shivered, clutching back at her cloak, and scooted a little bit farther to her left. She was getting awfully close. "Shoot, it's really cold out tonight, ain't it?"
"Yes, it is." Caras prodded the fire with his stick, trying to expose the coals to fresh tinder wood. "Especially since you're not exactly dressed for it."
Maye didn't immediately respond.
Caras blinked. His head shot up. "Oh! Ah, that sounds--I-I only just meant--"
"Sir
Caras
!" Maye swatted his shoulder playfully. "Don't tell me a pure-hearted knight like you
noticed
."
"Well, I, ah." Caras squirmed. He wasn't actually sure what the mood was right now. Was he supposed to smile along, the slipup forgiven? Was she still expecting him to keep apologizing? He rubbed his cheek, eyeing the fire. "I... it's a little hard to not notice, I suppose."
"Hm." Maye smiled up at him with a funny expression, teardrop amber earrings catching the firelight like little embers dancing around her head. "I suppose it is. And these don't make it easy, now, do they?" She reached up and squished her boobs together with a giggle.
"A-Aheh! No, they... certainly don't." Caras kept his burning face firmly pointed towards the fire.
"Hee. That's okay, sugar." She released her chest. "Not your fault. It's only natural."
Caras felt like he should be more relaxed. The awkward moment had passed, hadn't it? But his heart wouldn't stop racing. He just smiled and nodded and kept his eyes pointed downward.
"Mm. In fact, y'know, this is why I always say..." Maye gave a leisurely stretch. "... boys can't be knights."
He managed a chuckle at the joke. "Well, I suppose, ah, many people... might..."
He trailed off.
Maye was still smiling.
She wasn't laughing.
There was an awkward pause.
"What do you mean by that?" he asked.
"Oh, nothin' too serious, sugar." Maye pursed her lips. "Just that, you know, it's got to be hard, isn't it? Bein' all pure-hearted and chivalrous around a gal like me. I'm only wearin' a low-cut sweater, nothin' that revealin', and you still can't help but drool over me."
"I-I--" Sir Caras felt his cheeks reddening. "I'm not... drooling."
"Of course not, sugar." Maye's voice was candy-sweet and distinctly condescending. "You're doing
so well
, carryin' on a whole conversation with me. Barely even staring!"
"I'm not staring!"
"But it's so
hard
, isn't it?" Maye twirled that rebellious lock of red hair. It looked like gleaming copper wire was being spooled around her finger. "I mean, a boy like you, talkin' to a girl like me... with gifts like
these
..." She pushed out her chest with a wicked grin. Her breasts bounced and jiggled against the thin, stretching fabric of the sweater. Caras almost thought he could see nipples tenting the cloth for a moment, before he remembered he wasn't staring. "You're bein'
such
a brave boy, holdin' out the way you've been."
"I..." Caras shifted slightly. Thick, rich, sultry notes had trickled into Maye's voice. He didn't know how to... handle that. Handle this. He wasn't used to girls being this forward with him. "That's a little, ah, harsh, isn't it? Boys--I mean, men, we aren't
that
--"
"Weak?" she cut in, blinking innocently. "Easy? Perverted?"
Her lips and tongue caressed the words like sweetmeats, her breath lovingly encircling them like the sweet little gasps of a lover. Caras was starting to feel hot.
"Golly, now look how red you are!" Maye cooed, scooting in towards him. "You must be gettin' nice and warm over here. Mind if I steal some of that?"
She was getting very close. Caras flinched back, the beating of his heart accelerating. "B-But I--"
"You don't want me to freeze, do you, sugar?" She looked up at him with big, pleading eyes. Blink. Blink. "You wouldn't be so
unchivalrous
as to leave a gal in the cold? And me being so wispy and vulnerable to frostbite~"
She scooted in until she was right next to him. All he had to do was glance down to peek right down the neckline of that stretched sweater. He could feel her thigh squished against his leg. Maye was... soft. Very soft. Not wispy at all.
And she smelled nice, too. Her hair smelled like... like roses and apples. He wondered if the rest of her smelled like that. He needed to stop wondering that. He needed to push her away.
"Anyhow," she went on with a smirk, and he realized too late he'd been asked a question, "I reckon you're not gonna tell me you get too hot-and-bothered to offer a li'l body heat to a bonny lass in need, are you? Since you're so
sure
boys are cut out for the knight thing."
Caras's breath caught.
"But." Maye leaned up and rested her chin on his shoulder, smiling up at him with those big, glimmering green eyes. "If you
can't handle me
..."
"I--"
"If you think boys are too
dumb
an'
weak
an'
pervy
to handle gals being pressed up close..."
"I--you really--"
"Then push me away." She licked her lips. "Prove me right, sugar."
Caras's whole body felt like it was on fire. His head felt muddled, his words tangled in knots. He struggled, sputtered, searched for a retort.
And Maye clearly took his silence for the only kind of consent that mattered.
"Ooh, you
are
warm~!" Maye cooed, nuzzling up close. Her boobs squished around his side as she pressed in and wrapped both arms around him, pulling him into a tight, unyielding hug. "See, this is what a
boy
knight's job oughta be. Just keepin' pretty girls warm. That's not so
hard
, is it?"
She was putting an awful lot of... focus on that word. Caras's breaths felt shallow and weak. "R-Right. I-I mean--that's very, um... you're being awfully..."
"Prejudiced?" Maye giggled, hugging him tighter. "Ooh, it's
sooo
awful, isn't it? How girls like to talk 'bout boys like you. But... you ain't stopping me, are you?"
Caras hesitated, then reached up to push her away.
"'Cause that wouldn't be chivalrous," Maye went on sweetly. She grinned wickedly at him. "An' stoppin' me would be admittin'
I'm getting to you, sugar.
"
Caras stared into her eyes and felt a shiver run through him. It wasn't from the cold, and they both knew it. He saw Maye's grin widen.
"This is what I'm talkin' about, honeybunch." Maye giggled. Her voice became a sultry coo again, almost right in his ear as he tried in vain to pull away. "Boys always think they'll be the
best
knights. They're so
big
and
strong
, aren't they?" Her fingers played across the buttons of his doublet, fingertips teasing over the tight fabric. "But put them around a pretty gal with big tits and they just seem to get so... awfully...
dumb
."
Caras squirmed. Why... why was he letting her get away with this? He tried to move his legs, to scoot back, but they felt like they'd fallen asleep. He rubbed his calves, struggling to wake them up...