Bro Your Girlfriend Is Crazy!

Melody put a jacket over her yellow and black, tight sports outfit and waved at Meru and Kaid at the door.

"Okay, boy, I'm going out for a bit to run some errands. Be good!" She blows a kiss the two of the,

Meru flinched as if it actually hit him. He looked to Kaid as the door closed, his tail shifting slowly. His ears were perked right up.

"Uhm... Is it just me or is she treating us like housepets?"

Kaid stroked Meru's head between his perky ears. They shuddered a bit. The boy closed his eyes, his tail going. Kaid responded.

"Well... I think that she probably is."

Meru smiled. "Yeah, you're probably r-" He blinked.

"Wait, what? I thought you'd deny it..."

Kaid stared at Meru, then turned around and walked back into the living room. "Yeah, she's more like our wonder than our girlfriend, right? You and I are closer to each other in that way than she is to either of us. I mean... Gods, she literally treats my spunk as a science experiment." Kaid sat down and turned the TV on.

"What do you mean by that?" Meru sat down, then laid back, sprawling across Kaid's lap. The Gnoll gulped.

"I mean, you're a pet to her in the most basic senses of the word."

"No, about you and me being close."

"Eh?" Kaid glanced away.

"Did I say that?"

"Yeah. You said we're closer to being together."

"I mean- Uhm... I just mean to say-" Meru pulled himself up to sit fully in Kaid's lap, leaning his back against the gnoll's broad chest. He adjusted on Kaid's growing bulge.

"Say less." Meru joked, pouting as he leaned his head back. Meru adjusted his hair.

"Don't you continuously say you're not gay?"

"I do, but when it's between friends it's not homosexual it's bromosexual."

Kaid sputtered and coughed. "I'm sorry what the fuck?"

Meru blinked, turning around to straddle Kaid's lap while facing him. "You're not bromophobic, are you?"

"Bromofo... No! I'm obviously not!" Kaid argued, blushing beneath his fur.

Meru nodded. "Well, anything we do isn't gay, it's just bros helping bros. I don't like dudes..." Meru blushed deeply.

"But I love my Bro's."

Kaid was shaking, practically vibrating with desire. "I... I need you to do something or get off of me, because if I don't take care of something soon I'm gonna start haemorrhaging internally."

"Eh!?' Meru got up.

"What is it, Bro!?" He looked down at the giant, pulsing bulge in Kaid's pants.

"Oh, that's what that was."

"What'd you think it was!?"

"Lemme help you out, Bro." Meru offered.

"You sure?"

"Of course." He smiled brightly.

"I got a great system for helping out my Bro's. Basically, we do stuff and if it gets to be too much you say pause. That's what the other Bro's do."

Kaid facepalmed. "I don't think that's how that usually works. Who told you that?" Meru shrugged, going for Kaid's pants.

"H-hey hey! Pause."

Meru stopped with Kaid's cock in his hand. It was thick and throbbing. He squeezed it a few times.

"Pause Pause! I said pause!"

Meru had a cat-like expression. He scratched his cheek and looked up in thought. With his tail wagging he said cheerily.

"Play." Then continued leaning down.

"That's not how that works! Pause!" Kaid argued.

Meru stopped. "It isn't?" Meru sighed, releasing Kaid's cock. He leaned back and shrugged.

"This is what I get for trying to help a Bro out. Fiiine." Meru stood up and turned around. Kaid couldn't take it. He reached forward and grabbed Meru's short tail.

"Haiee!" he yelped.

"My tail!" He fretted, wagging his rear back and forth tantalisingly as he glanced back over his shoulder.

"You doing this shit on purpose?"

"What shit?"As he asked that, Kaid pulled Meru back down. Kaid's long rod rose triumphantly between Meru's thighs, eclipsing his tiny bulge.

"Woah... Pause."

"Play." Kaid hugged Meru from behind and licked and kissed around his slender neck.The Aniyub shuddered, his fur standing up on his ears. Kaid hooked thumbs under the strap of his tight, elastic pants and rolled them down. Meru's face became bright.

"Pause pause!" His butt wiggled in Kaid's lap.

"Play, play." Kaid sighed, blowing into one of Meru's ears to send him into a full shudder. Kaid felt down between his plump cheeks.

"Are you wearing a butt plug?"

"J-just a small one. Mel told me to."

Kaid pulled on it. Meru flinched as a huge, lubed up bulb was pulled free. "I thought you said it was small!?"

"She said it was!"

"Okay... At least I know this isn't gonna hurt." Kair lifted Meru up and lowered him slowly. Meru felt the thick tip of Kaid's cock, first. It was almost as thick as the widest part of the plug he had in.

"P-pause." Meru blushed deeply, biting his lip. After a moment of shifting and feeling it temptingly within his hole he said himself before Kaid could.

"Play..." Kaid dropped him. Meru's eyes fully rolled back. The Gnoll rolled his hips slowly, pumping into the tight beastfolk.

"Pause!" Meru squeaked, then Kaid' cock rubbed his sensitive spot inside and his eyes lit up. "Playplayplay!" He moaned eagerly, helping with his own motions. After a few more pumps Kaid came and Meru sank happily over the softening cock.

"Woah... So that was a Brorgasm."

Kaid looked at him in disbelief, picking up his limp form and spinning him around. "You NEED to tell me if you're just fucking with me."

"Obviously not."

"Obviously..." Kaid repeated, planting his face in his palm.

"Bro hug!" Meru grinned, wrapping his small arms around Kaid's big fuzzy self.

"I give up. It's not like this is something I didn't want." He patted Meru on the back.

"Oi... Are we actually gonna just wait here, though?"

"Why not? Won't she be mad if we go?"

"Mel never said we couldn't leave."

"I guess... So what do you wanna do?"

"I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."

Meru raised his hands excitedly and danced on Kaid's lap. "I want a burger! Thick meat, thick meat!"

"Kay. Need to clean up?" Kaid questioned, picking Meru up and placing him back on his feet."

"Should be fine. Just pop the plug back in. Should keep it all in until I can take my time."

"Got it... Wait, what?" Kaid was already holding the big bulb so he just reluctantly pushed it into Meru's winking hole hesitantly. It sucked the giant plug in, leaving just the unassuming black base.

"Thanks, Bro." Meru went in for a fist-bump.

Kaid looked at the fist and reluctantly responded in kind. "Did she brainwash you?"

"No?" Meru smiled cheerily.

"What's that? Sounds fun."

"Alright. Duly noted."

They locked up the apartment and left for the nearest burger joint. The streets were lively, as usual. Against Kaid's better wishes, Meru wore a little dress. It was one of the only bits of clothes Mel had prepared for him at her place.

"You really got no problem wearing that outside?"

"Mel said it's a dress made for guys." He explained casually.

"Of course..." Kaid checked Meru for control devices. He tried to look inside Meru's fluffy ears, but the boy cocked his head to one side in response to something else.

"What? Stop moving..."

Meru pointed. "Mel."

Kaid jumped. "Shit, where!?" He looked straight ahead and saw her sitting on the outside of the burger place they were going to visit. She was sitting alone.

"It is..."

"Maybe she's bringing us back something... We should go tell her."

Before Meru could walk forward and reveal them, Kaid pulled him back and shushed him. "Don't! This is suspicious, right?"

"Not really. A normal person would tell their roommates if they're going to get food, but Mel's not normal. She'd never think of something like that." Meru reasoned.

Kaid blinked. "Oh. That's surprising... pretty well thought out."

"She's my girlfriend. Of course I know. She definitely did it to me before."

Before they could continue arguing, Mel looked over and smiled as another lithe girl approached and did a curtsy. She grinned a little wider as the front of the skirt was subtly flipped up for her.

"Is that..." Meru squinted.

"Is that a dude?"

"Yeah." Kaid's eyes honed in on the hips and thighs. He could tell it was a guy because he was the Gnoll's type.

"Waitaminute... This means she's two-timing us."

Meru's jaw dropped. His eyes filled with tears. "N-no way... I thought she liked me."

"H-hey. Calm down, Bro... You already know she's having sex with me, too."

"But..." He sniffed.

"You're my Bro. I don't know that guy at all!"

"True." Kaid lifted a quizzical brow at Meru's odd reasoning. He continued watching.

"Oh, there's another girl."

The girl Mel was meeting had pink hair with some blonde peeking out at the roots. She also had long, pink bunny ears. She pulled the femboy to her side rather forwardly, pushing him behind her. The bunny-girl was wearing tight shorts and a cute, short jacket with long sleeves. She wore pink sneakers and had a bandage on her lower back where a tramp stamp would usually be. She had a blue stocking, but only one on her right leg. The other had a strap around her thigh with a holster for some type of device.

"Let's get closer." Meru whispered.

"W-what? Wait!" Kaid groaned, following. They both ducked around the corner to listen.

"Wow! Another orc. How cute. Is 'she' a present for your boyfriend, Marsie?" Mel teased.

"As a matter of fact, she is." Marsie stated.

"What about you? Any recent pets?"

"Oh, you know me." Mel giggled.

"Still... I'm so surprised to see you outside of a mission. You... Got a deathwish?" Kaid flinched as Mel spoke. He could hear in her tone that she was giving her signature wide-eyed death stare.

"Is it illegal to be out on the street?" Marsie muttered.

"How about I add a new law that only you have to follow. Stay away from me. Stay away from things that are mine. Your sick obsession with gensurren's got nothing to do with me, orc girl."

"Like you're one to talk."

Mel licked her lips sensually. "I like boys, Marsie. Not girls. Boys." She giggled, leaning forward to add.

"Tell me... How's orchood working out? I see you got another tattoo removed. Poor girl. Last guy wasn't good enough, huh? Beat you too much or not enough? Pfft, what a surprise."

"You bitch..." She gritted her teeth.

"Ah. Not enough." Mel leaned back.

"B-boss?" The 'girl' that came with Marsie chimed in.

"Don't talk." Marsie snapped.

"Apologise for ordering my girl around, Melody."

"Make me..." Mel stated firmly.

"Tch!" The girl turned and walked.

"You'll see!" She shouted, dragging her girl with her.

After a few seconds Mel uttered. "Oi, come out you two." They rounded the corner guiltily, making their way into the outdoor dining area.

"Well well. What do we have here?"

"Y-you never said we couldn't go out." Meru claimed.

"Who's idea was it to follow-" Before she could finish asking, Kaid's stomach growled loudly.

"Ah. Okay. Well, you boys might as well sit down." She leaned back.

"Order whatever you want." She offered generously. After a few moments she sighed.

"Fine. Ask your questions."

"Who was that?" Kaid asked. Meru was burying his face in the menu.

"She's a coworker." Mel explained.

"For that thing you do..."

"Yeah, I'm a magical girl."

"So uhm..." Kaid gulped.

"Spit it out!"

"What is that, exactly?"

Mel waved a hand dismissively. "Female warriors that fight for justice and love."

"Oh..." He was not about to ask what they really were.

"So that girl was-"

"Marsie, but I only call her that because it annoys her. She's an orc gang leader, but the poor girl just wants to be dommed properly. Little lady goes through daddy's faster than I go through-" She looked at Meru, smiled and shrugged. It rubbed Kaid the wrong way.

"Anyway. All the girls got something wrong with their head like Marsie over there. I'm the only normal one." Mel chuckled to herself.

"Oh!" She brightened as the waiter came.

"Th-the chef wished for me to warn you that our ground Bannoth is of the highest quality, but if you ask for it as blue as this it-"

"Put the food down and take their order!" She commanded.

"Eep!" He jumped and did everything she asked.