**CHAPTER 1: THE PITCH**
Tim Jones stared at the open email in a combination of disbelief and anger. Someone was pranking him, and more upsettingly, wasting his time.
"WANTED: FREELANCE JOURNALIST," read the email title. Innocuous enough, though the email hadn't come from any editor he was familiar with. He had clicked in, and had been met with... this mess.
"A cisgender, hetero- or bisexual male freelance reporter is needed to interview a special subject in-person for an upcoming issue of Occult Quarterly. Must be okay with having sex multiple times during interview session. Occult Quarterly will pay for travel, hotel and rental car accommodations and provide a per-diem of $150. Base rate (negotiable): $3000. Please respond by 12/12/202x."
The email was practically stuffed full of red flags. First of all, the pay was too high to take seriously. And what outlet gave out per-diem pay or paid for travel? Then, there was this clause: "Must be okay with having sex multiple times?" Fuck off. Tim had covered war zones. His work had reached the front pages of major newspapers on both sides of the Atlantic. He did good, consequential work. And some horny teens running a fanzine were trying to fuck around with him.
Right as he made to delete the message from his inbox, his email client chimed again. Another email from the same sender.
"FOLLOW UP: FREELANCE JOURNALIST."
Tim sighed and opened this new message. He was surprised to see it wasn't just a carbon copy of the first email.
"Dear Mr. Jones," the message began. "My name is Aloysius Brigham. I am the owner and operator of Occult Quarterly, a small publication of little renown devoted to the supernatural. On behalf of my editorial staff, I must apologise" - Tim noted the British spelling - "for the message you received a few hours ago. It was sent to you in clear error and those responsible have been dealt with accordingly."
Interesting. Tim scratched his stubbly chin. So it had been a prank. The message continued: "In lieu of that erroneous email, I do have a proposal for you to consider."
...Or maybe this was just another element of the scam. He sighed again and kept reading.
"An art collector has agreed to meet with us in three days concerning a very special artefact relating to the world of the supernatural. She has asked for us to bring in an outside reporter to go over documents concerning this artefact and its journey over much of Europe. The goal is to spend a weekend determining if the artefact is fake.
"Unlike other publications concerned with worlds beyond our own reckoning, Occult Quarterly is equally interested in exposing the charlatans and griftmongers who peddle false entrypoints into those worlds. We are reaching out to you because of your work in the Guardian a few years back exposing the criminal fraud ring that was hawking those Van Goghs."
Hmmm. It could still be a scam, but this at least had something to sink one's teeth into.
"We of course would pay for your accommodations and travel and provide you with a per-diem, in addition to payment for the story. Our going rate is $1500 for stories of 2000 words or longer, though we do have room to negotiate. Please respond with your answer by 5:00 PM Eastern time today, as this story does need to move with some urgency.
"Yours,
A. Brigham
Occult Quarterly"
Tim looked at the clock. This guy was looking for an answer in two hours.
Everything still seemed too good to be true. There was just no way an obscure outlet like... whatever this was had the cash to fly him to Europe, put him up in some fancy digs, chauffeur him around whatever austere shithole he was being asked to go to, *and* pay for his work. But at least it didn't have the cadence of a child who just learned how to prank people asking him if his fridge was running.
"Dear Aloysius," he started his response. "I'm interested, but I do have some questions and some things I need you to prove first..."
***Four days later***
Tim stepped out of customs and into the throng of people coming to and fro at Charles-de-Gaulle Airport, looking for his contact. A tall, austere man holding a sign that said "Occult Quarterly" walked up to him and asked in a heavily accented English, "Timothy Jones?" Tim looked up at the man and nodded. "That's me," he said.
"Right this way. I am Chenault."
Tim followed Chenault through the busy airport to baggage claims and then into the equally rushed thrum of Paris. He looked around, trying to regain his bearings.
"Right this way, sir, please." Chenault was holding the rear door open on a fancy black sedan. Tim threw his luggage in the trunk and piled in. The last few days had been crazy. Aloysius - "Just call me Al, if you find that easier" - had made good on each of his promises, had passed every one of Tim's safety checks. Occult Quarterly was obscure, but legit, and had been around for at least a few decades. It had been started by Al's great grandfather and passed down as a family business. Al had spent a decade bringing it back from the brink of bankruptcy and now apparently had the capital to pursue real investigative work.
Tim pinched the bridge of his nose, resisting the jet lagged headache he felt coming on. As much as he wanted to go straight to the hotel and sleep, he knew that Aloysius - and this mysterious art dealer, or collector, or whatever - was operating on a tight timeframe. This was no pleasure trip.
Confirming his suspicions, Chenault said, "We must drop luggage at Hotel Astoria, Mr. Jones. You will need to meet with our contact post-haste."
"Not even time to shower," Tim grumbled slightly. He pulled a bottle of cologne out of his backpack's front pocket and squirted himself a few times with it. It'd have to do.
"Where are we meeting the contact?" Tim asked Chenault. "We have rented private room at Musee de la Tapisserie de Bayeux," the driver said. "We must drive trΓ© vite to get there by this evening."
A three-hour drive to the north coast of France to meet with a random art collector to talk about a macguffin that may or may not even exist. What a life. Tim grumbled further and then took the opportunity to catch up on his ruined sleep.