Tags - Tickling, Male Smell, Ball Smothering, Non-Consent, Face Fucking, Mind Break,
*****
Sarah looked at down at the cum covered form of her companion, Lily. It gave her a satisfaction more than just seeing her normally arrogant egotistical friend get a bit of comeuppance. She rubbed a thumb down Lily's forehead, getting a generous amount of white frosting onto it, and put it near the mage's mouth. The woman opened her eyes wide and looked up at Sarah and then at the thumb with an infantile look of emptiness. Then, with pursed searching lips, she began sucking on Sarah's thumb.
She smiled, but not in a very nice way.
"Well done, Jay," she said.
"Was that okay?" he asked, and his voice sounded worried enough that it made Sarah glance up at him.
"Yeah, you fucked her stupid," she said. "That's what you people do, isn't it?"
This response seem to put him at more ill ease.
"I'm sorry," he said.
"For what?" she demanded.
He was still naked, giant dong just hanging out, making his sheepish face and knock-kneed stance even more ridiculous. "I'm just afraid you don't like that I'm an incubus. I honestly don't know what..." and his voice paused here, "you people think of my people."
"It's not great," Sarah said. "I've never dealt with one, and neither have any of my friends in the biz, but you tend to be very dangerous and capable of inflicting great harm on people."
Jay nodded. "It's true."
Sarah stood up. Her eyes closed. She took a deep breath and then said drew her sword. "It comes down to this. You have to tell me what you're doing here and why I'm taking you to Odys. You have to tell me everything. And after that, I may need to eliminate you. Even if I don't, there's no more promise to take you there. You'll get your money back and I'll wish you luck."
For some inexplicable reason to Sarah, a sword pointing at his bare chest made Jay smile.
"Ooh, pointy stabby stab," babbled Lily from the ground, now that her mouth was free.
"I'm looking for my father," Jay said.
"Interesting," Lily said from the ground, blinking a few times. A bit of cognizance seemed to be returning to her.
"I agree with Lily," Sarah said. "Why?"
Jay shrugged. "I'm not sure, to be honest. My mother died recently, and I'm pretty sure it's his fault. So, I want to find him and..."
"Kill him?" Sarah suggested.
Jay kept silent.
Sarah sheathed her sword. "Fine. I'll spare you."
"Will you stay with me?" he asked.
"I'll help you," Sarah said eventually. "The money's too good not to."
"Me too," said Lily, sitting up. She sighed happily as she wiped another globule of semen off her breast and licked it up.
"Don't think so," Sarah said. "You're useless."
"Nuh uh," Lily said, standing up. "You got smart again."
"I wasn't ever dumb. Just fatigued," Sarah said.
"What?"
"I was too tired," Sarah translated.
"Oh," Lily said. After a long, long pause, enough brain cells are worked together to say, "I'm not tired. I'm just dumb."
"Yes," Sarah said. "You're just a dumb woman."
Lily giggled and sighed again. She turned to Jay and bent down a little to fondle his cock, which Jay allowed to happen. "Dumb cunt for cock."
"You'll be back to normal soon," Jay assured her. "Don't worry. I feel... very insightful. If this is closer to how you see the world, Lily, it's a beautiful place."
Lily shook her head vehemently. "No."
"Why?" Jay asked.
She just shook her head like an obstinate five year-old who would never ever eat the broccoli on her plate and stamped her feet. There were squishy, sticky noises. "No no no... so much. Never quiet. Never happy."
"What's so beautiful about smart person vision?" Sarah asked.
"Well, I'm probably just smarter for me, and nowhere near Lily was," Jay said. "But... it's weird, I feel like I can look at people and tell how... intelligent they are. Or how strong or how tough they are. And I can kind of assign numbers to it on a scale."
"Oh yeah?"
"You have... 14 strength," Jay said. "And I have 10, but I'm very average. And you have like 18, lets call it... constitution. I've only got 10 again, since I'm average. It's just interesting to see how extraordinary you are in a numerical sense."
"What's the scale out of?" Sarah asked. "A hundred?"
"I dunno... I think 10's just average. 18 is kind of a maximum."
"Why is your scale out of 18? That seems, pardon me for saying so, but kind of dumb. And that's me, Professional Dumb Person, Sarah saying it."
"Nuh uh, that's me!" Lily objected.
"Fine. Is it dumb?"
Lily nodded emphatically like a child.
"Well, 18's not really the maximum. Maybe if you were a like a ... hill giant or something, you'd have 21 strength or something."
"Then why is the maximum 18? This all sounds asinine," she said.
"Sorry," Jay said. "But lets go. And I do think we should take Lily with us."
"Why?" Sarah asked.
"Jay is right!" Lily exclaimed.
"Because she might hurt herself like this," Jay said. "What if she casts something terrible?"
Lily threw her hands forward at the fireplace and yelled, "Fireball!"
Jay and Sarah jumped back, throwing up their arms to shield themselves.
A giant, pulsing inferno completely failed to materialize in Lily's hands.
"No magic," she said with a grin.
"You can't cast anything?" Sarah asked. "Then you're going to be useless until you get it back. You have... nothing? No spells?"
"Grease!"
Nothing.
"Shock Blast!"
Still nothing.
As this went on, Sarah sighed and went to go pack Lily's things for the trip. The two of them have actually been on their fair share of adventures. When they were both college-aged, they took any job they could. Those had been happier days. Jay began looking around the room, observing Lily's many degrees, certificates, and spell patents.
"Blueberry Perry!"
He bent over a table, and saw an engraved pamphlet on it, which read, "Mysterious Disappearance of Dwarven Diplomats Solved by Ada'lara!"
Lily Finds Missing Filly!
Ada'lara Defeats Moira In Wizard Duel!
This woman, currently pretending to cast magic while covered in a layer of his semen, was apparently quite an accomplished mage detective.
"Whoa!" Jay jumped and spun around, looking first behind him, and then down at his dick.
"Ah ha!" Lily proclaimed. "I still have Mage Handy."
"Mage Hand?" suggested Sarah, looking up from Lily's pack. "Oh."
Lily shook her head with a big grin, moving a semi-closed back and forth in space as Jay watched in shock as a spectral hand around his junk molested him.
"Well, lets clean you off and go," Sarah said.
* * *
Sarah bodily dragged Lily into the shower, sprayed cold water as she protested, and then they left. They took a coach East until they reached a small trading post town called Fel Ays'Hio.
"Is this town really called...?" Jay began asking.
"It's elvish," was Sarah's flat response as they got their bags to move onto the next leg of their trip.
On another winding road, Jay glanced out the window at the sign. "Frosting the Beaver?"
"There was a character from a children's book; a beaver named Frosting. He had lots of hijinks and played jokes on a farmer. This was the town where the creator of the character was born."
It was approaching dusk and Jay didn't ask aloud when he read the sign. He just turned his head towards Sarah.
"Cooters are a type of turtle that live in abundance in this area. Being turtles, they are live in rivers and ponds. They allow you to hunt and trap them, but not very often. And due to niche population and selection, their only natural predator here is the rooster."
And that was all the explanation he got as the three of them rolled into Barely Legal Wet Cooters Wide Open To Cocks for the evening.
Jay sighed. "You know. People say they think Succubi are obsessed with sex, but I think everyone is. We just admit it."