He jumped onto the train, only a small bag of luggage in his hands, with seconds to spare. The whistle blew and the wheels began to chug, Zax sliding the doors closed as the engine steamed out of Gare de l'Est on a snowy afternoon.
Somewhere on the
Orient Express
was an anomaly, one of Vibe Inc.'s missing devices, and finding it was a race against time. He didn't know which passenger had it - or, perhaps, one of the staff - but there was no guarantee that they'd stay on the train all the way until the termination in Istanbul. He didn't want to have to go back home and coordinate another jump through the Doughnut if it ended up in the wild in Munich or Budapest - much as he'd like to tour Europe's grand cities (again).
But he hadn't had time to buy a fare and was soon wrangled by the train conductor while on his way to the dining car to scope out the fellow riders; the dining car, bar, and bedrooms were the only places for them to be.
"Do you have a ticket, sir?" asked the gruff conductor. He was older but had a quality about him Zax enjoyed. Maybe he'd been in the army.
"I must have left it in my other trousers," said Zax. "Terribly sorry. Can I buy one now?" The agency kept plenty of period money on hand, and he'd been given a small fortune by the people in the prop department, just in case.
"Strasbourg?" asked the conductor.
"Istanbul," said Zax. He looked up.
"I'm afraid there aren't any free rooms. You're going to have to get off in Strasbourg and remember to buy a ticket," he said.
"Are you sure? I'm sure you can squeeze me in somewhere," he said, taking out bills of Francs. The conductor studied the money.
"It simply won't be possible. There are no spare-"
"Pardon me, Mr Smith," a maid appeared behind him in the narrow corridor, carrying fresh linens. "I believe there
is
a spare bed in Mr Dumitru's room. He arrived unaccompanied."
"The man is buying a ticket to Strasbourg and leaving, Celia," said the conductor. "That's it." Both the conductor and the maid were British; they must be part of the train's London contingent.
"But sir. If he's expected in Istanbul, you can't strand him in Strasbourg in the winter," said the maid. "He clearly has the money for the ticket." Mr Smith crossed her arms and studied her. She was standing very near to Zax, and he began to feel hot in her presence. Maids were one of his weaknesses - though, admittedly, he had rather a lot of those.
"I will speak to Mr Dumitru."
"I was just there to take the spare sheets he didn't need, but if there's going to be another passenger, I ought to put them back," she said.
"Do you two know each other?" asked Mr Smith, glancing between Zax and Celia.
"Not at all," he said, and he was sure of it. He
never
forgot a flame. "I'm Fontaine."
"Well, Mr Fontaine. We'd better go and ask Mr Dumitru whether you'll be staying in France or riding with us all the way to the Black Sea."
"Yes, I think we better had," Zax agreed. Celia the maid led the way, and as she turned in the really
very
tight corridor, she brushed against Zax. He felt swelling in his trousers but was hoping his relatively loose period attire would keep it largely hidden.
It wasn't long until they reached the sleeping carriage and Mr Smith rapped his knuckles on the first door they found. When it slid open, they were greeted with a slender, handsome young man. It was his jaw that struck Zax, strong and square; he wondered how far Mr Dumitru could open his mouth.
"Apologies for the interruption, but we have a stowaway, and I've been informed you have a spare bed," said Mr Smith.
"Oh. Yes, my... My travelling companion was indisposed and can't make the journey to Bucharest," he said. He was Romanian. "Is there nowhere else?"
"You'd be doing me a favour," said Zax, smiling at him. "I'm in a hurry to get to Istanbul, and they're threatening to throw me off in Strasbourg."
"It's nice there at this time of year," said Mr Dumitru.
"Please," Zax implored. "You only have to put up with me until Bucharest."
"I need my privacy."
"You can have all the privacy you need, I'm happy to stay in the bar. I'd just rather not stay in France. Zax Fontaine," he held out his hand to shake Dumitru's hand. He obliged, and Zax pulled out one of his tricks. He sensed something in this man and brushed his thumb softly on the back of his hand when they shook. It was so subtle a gesture that Mr Smith and Celia didn't notice, but Dumitru certainly did. He didn't recoil, but when let Zax go his hand remained frozen in the air for a moment.
"Sir?" the conductor prompted. "If you'd prefer, we can eject him-"
"No, no. He can have the second bed."
"Thank you," said Zax. "I won't be any bother." He organised buying his ticket from Mr Smith and then he was home free. Now, he just had to scope out everybody else and find who had his toy. Perhaps he could persuade Celia to let him search the rooms during dinner...
"You've got a bad deal here," said Dumitru when the door closed again, Zax watching Celia disappear elsewhere down the carriage having dropped the linens down on the empty bed. "I'm in no mood to entertain a stranger."
"Ah, this stranger is perfectly capable of entertaining himself," said Zax, still looking through the window. Where had she brought the linens from? Was there a cupboard? And if so, how large was it... He found himself absent-mindedly adjusting himself in his trousers, then realised Dumitru was watching.
"The maid has you excited?"
"You know how it is, being red-blooded and all," Zax said.
"Mm..."
Zax tossed his small bag - which contained only his knickknacks from the future, some 'supplies', and a change of clothes - onto the bed and sat down, checking his watch. They were out of Paris and the restaurant car would open for dinner soon.
"Steak on the menu, then?" he said, trying to fill the air.
"I believe so."
"Good. All this talk of red blood has me craving some real meat."
He couldn't get much conversation out of Dumitru, but he
had
been warned to that effect, so he wasn't too disappointed. Before long, the dining car opened and Zax made a beeline for it, pulling out his cash again.
The steak did
not
disappoint. It was delicious, though the boiled vegetables it came with weren't quite as memorable. He ate his dinner in the company of an elderly, German countess who was joined by a severe lady's maid. The lady's maid didn't like Zax at all, but the countess, a widow with a fortune to burn, was charmed that he'd chosen to sit with her.
While he certainly wasn't beyond a match-up like that, and indeed, the countess was just as likely to be hiding Vibe Inc.'s missing items as any of the other passengers, he formed a better plan, involving Celia.
Once he'd finished his food, including a large slice of cake, he excused himself and went sneaking off through the train, night closing around them as it chugged on towards Strasbourg. He encountered another maid, who smiled at him just as eagerly, but he already had rapport with Celia. She'd vouched for him with the conductor, after all.
He found her on a narrow ladder dusting a lampshade while everybody was preoccupied in the dining car. The train rumbled and she nearly lost her balance; Zax caught the ladder for her.