I Left My Penis at Home Again

This is a short completely fictional story, about a very loving couple who encounter an honest Genie. Yeah, I know Honest and Genie are not two words ever found in the same sentence. So, sue me. I apologize also that there are no extremely erotic sex scenes in the story. There is also very little foul language And no one under the age of 18 even remotely mentioned. I hope you enjoy it even if it may be toned down a bit from what you might normally read.

I left my penis at home again.

Damn, I really need to do something about my forgetting my cock. One of these days my house could get broken into and someone might see it and think it is a strange dildo and steel it or worse, yet my house could burn down, and it would burn with it. Ever since I went to that roving carnival a couple years back in Brisbane wearing that stupid micro mini skirt my girlfriend dared me to wear and I got a hard on watching the body painting competition.

My girlfriend said really Brad. Sometimes I wish you could just leave that thing at home.

Babe, I'm not the one who dared me to wear this skirt you know.

Yes but at least you could have pushed your balls up in your body then pulled your dick down and let me push most of it up your ass and locked it in there with a but plug like we did last Halloween when you dressed up as a naked alien. The way your scrotum was pulled around it you looked like you had labia lips between your legs. Just look at that thing sticking straight out holding the hem of your skirt up I could hang my purse on it.

Then why don't you?

Oh, never mind, just do something with it, you're standing there exposed to the whole world.

I have an idea, why don't you stand right in front of me, and I'll hide it in your ass.

Hey! Stop that, we're in a public place.

Babe there are at least 40 people standing behind that rope wearing nothing but paint, what's one more exposed cock?

Come on let's go over there to that booth with the Aladdin's wishing lamp.

Sandy grabbed hold of my cock and started literally dragging me to the booth by it.

Wishes made to order, a simple one is 5 Australian dollars, difficult ones for 20 dollars. For the Impossible wishes the price is 100 dollars, with no guarantee and no money back if they don't work, after all they are impossible. If you get my drift.

Sandy strode up to the counter and asked how much for a wish to make my hair turn blond?

5 Dollars ma-am.

Here's five dollars, I wish my hair was blond. Hey it really worked.

Yes ma-am and for another 5er you can change it anytime you want.

Cool, here's another 5 dollars. How much to make my boobs larger whenever I want?

That would be 20 dollars ma-am. And for another 20 your boyfriend can have a pair whenever he wants to go along with that skirt he is wearing.

Here's 40 bucks, I wish I could make my boobs larger when I want, and I wish my boyfriend could have boobs when he wants them. I think I want mine to grow 2 sizes larger right now. Brad, make a wish and grow a pair of tits for me.

Why?

Because I want to see if the wish really works on you that's why.

Do I have to keep them?

No Sir, if you word the wish correctly like your pretty girlfriend has done you can make them come and go as you desire.

In that case. I wish I could have beautiful breasts any size I desire, any time I want them, and they will go away when I choose not to have them. OK, here goes make my breasts the same size as Sandy has now.

Wow babe they're beautiful I wish mine were as beautiful as yours.

For another 10 dollars, ma-am you can make them the look the way you want them.

Brad, this is fun. Too bad, it will all probably disappear once we leave this booth.

Oh, no ma-am, your wishes are for as long as you live and may both of you enjoy a very, very, very long, and happy life together.

OK Sandy, I think I would like to make a wish for myself. Sir how much for a wish that would allow me to remove my penis and balls anytime I wanted, and they will remain fully functional either while attached to me or when removed if I desire.

Hum, Sorry Sir, I don't think I can do that one for you.

You said for 100 dollars you would do the impossible wishes didn't you?

I did say that I didn't. OK, but please don't blame me when it doesn't work.

Would you try harder for him if I offered you say 200? Or how about 300 dollars.

It's not a question of the money beautiful lady. In all my 3000 years I've never had such a request I have made them bigger and smaller even one time managed to turn a penis into a vagina, but I couldn't reverse the process.

OK. Sir. I'll tell you what, we will pay you 1000 dollars if you can make it so Brad can remove his cock and balls and put them in my purse then put them back on his body and they still function as they should. If not, you create one billion Australian dollars in legal tax-free currency for us.

Very well but not here in public. Meet me in my trailer over there in a few minutes I need to close my booth and go on break.

We will be there.

The couple walked away Brad walked with his shoulders held back making his newly grown breasts push out even further, stretching the fabric of his T shirt.

Babe, do you really think he can do it?

No, but creating a billion tax free dollars should be a snap for a guy like him.

If it isn't my favorite couple. Please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Are you sure you wouldn't rather I make you the king and queen of your own country? Any country you choose, even this one or how about I make you the permanent ruling monarch of a country like the USA I hear that country prides itself as being such a great democratic republic. I think it would be only fitting if the two of you stood on the steps of their White house and declared yourselves as the rulers of that nation forever.

No thank you. We have no desire to rule over anyone or any place.

Very well. Brad, if I can fulfill your wish would you like to include the possibility of having a fully functioning vagina when your package was not attached to your body?

Say Yes Brad.

Sandy, what has gotten into you?

The last time I checked it was 8 inches of your cock up my ass while we were watching those ladies get the labia of their pussies painted. Here is the money Sir. Please try your best. We really don't need another billion dollars,

OK I'm going to have to put myself in a trance when you see me levitate off this couch, please state your wish as accurately as possible.

The Genie closes his eyes then after a few minutes of silently chanting several phrases his body levitated about four feet above the couch he had been sitting on.

I wish I could remove and reattach my cock and balls anytime I want, and leave them off for as long as I want, and they remain fully functional either off or on my body for the rest of my extended natural life, and if I choose, I can have a fully functional vagina anytime I want, even if my cock and balls are attached to my body.

Nearly an hour passed before the Genie's body lowered itself back to the couch.

Whew, I hope I never have to try that again. Did it work Sir?

I don't know, we were afraid to try while you were still in a trance.

Sandy reached under the short hem of Brad's skirt and gave his penis a hard jerk. To everyone's amazement after jerking on it really hard a couple times it came off in her hand. Holding it up like a trophy she put the flaccid end of it in her mouth and began to suck on it. Soon it became partially erect but lost several inches of its length and no amount of massaging it, or Brad's balls would make it become fully erect. For the first time ever, she managed to get the whole thing in her mouth. After a few minutes it spewed forth a small amount of semen.

Well, it is functional, kind of, I guess. But I thought it would still be its majestic 8 inches long.

Give it back to me babe let me see if I can reattach it.

Wow, look at it grow Honey. I think it may be just a little bit larger now than it ever was. Brad, will it stay on or does it fall off.

Brad stood up and twisted side to side rapidly then tried to bend it down between his legs. While it was attached and fully erect it was too painful to force it down and bend it behind to his ass, but if he allowed it to soften just a little bit, he found he could still push it into his own ass like before, he could push his balls up into his body. Just then he decided to try and create his vagina under his scrotum removing his penis from his but hole, he pushed it into his brand-new vagina. After pulling it out he made it fully erect again than gave it a few real hard jerks, until it came off in his hands.

Here babe, try to put it in your mouth and give it a blow job now.

After a few minutes Sandy thought, she was going to drown when it spewed cum into her mouth, then it went soft. She stroked it and sucked on it some more until it became hard again this time in its full glory not the diminished little thing before. Brad made his vagina close and his breasts much smaller then made them large again.

MR Genie Sir. We don't know how to thank you. Here's another 1000 dollars.

Oh no, I can't except any more money. I'd get bared from the genie guild. Actually, I wish to give you something in return for giving me my most challenging wish to fulfill in 3000 years. Miss Sandy, anytime you desire you can make your clitoris extend and become a penis almost as large as MR. Brad's and I am giving the pair of you an all-expense paid 6 month round the world tour for your honeymoon any number of times you want.

But we haven't even decided to get married yet.

Oh, but you must, otherwise in 2 hundred years both of you are going to be very lonely.

*******

Ninety years later, the still young-looking couple are taking their tenth honeymoon around the world.

Brad honey I can't find your cock are you wearing it?

No babe, the last time I saw it was last night when you put it under your pillow.

Oh shit, did we leave it at home again?

I'll call the maid and ask her to see if she can find it and keep it safe for us until we return.

Honey wouldn't it be better if we caught a flight home? I'm not comfortable with our new young maid being responsible for my cock for the next 6 months. What if she decides to use it as a dildo?

Then we had better hope she is on some form of contraceptives and doesn't make herself pregnant. Like those ladies who became at the Halloween party 50 years ago.

Oh no, what if the house is broken into and it gets stolen, or the house burns down?

That's why I suggested allowing Rebecca to find it and place it in the fireproof safe. I'm sure she will take good care of it for you.

You hired her and you obviously know her much better than I do, if you trust her then OK. but what will we do for sex for the next 6 months and what about laying out on the nude beaches? I'm going to look awfully silly laying there with no cock or balls.

So just keep your tits up, and your vagina, and lay there as a woman.

I don't look at all like a woman even when I do have my boobs out. My Iron jawed face and beard just doesn't fit the picture. I sometimes wish that I had added a womanly looking face whenever I wanted when I made my wish.

Hahaha, it's nearly 70 years late for that honey.

No, it's not Mis Sandy.

Who said that?

I did. My dear.

MR Genie? Where did you come from?

Oh, I get around, I often like to visit Spain in the summertime. I find the tourists who come here from all over the world can come up with some strange wishes, none though as wonderfully impossible as the ones that the two of you had. You are still my all-time favorite couple. Just state your wish MR Brad and it shall be yours, no charge and as always, no tricks. If I feel you didn't state it to its fullest extent and the very best quality, I might amend it just a little though.

MR. Genie Brad and I forgot and left his penis at home is it possible for you to bring it us?

Of course, my dear just close your eyes and wish it were here.

I wish Brad's penis to be in his but hole right now so I can pull it out and put it back on him where it belongs, and that he can still do all the things with it that he has been doing for the past 70 years, and will never forget to bring it with him when we go on extended trips, but doesn't have to wear it if he chooses not to.

Meanwhile back on their private 200 square mile Island, while Sandy was making her wish, Rebecca their maid had Brad's penis balls deep in her vagina, she was pushing it in and out of herself with a fervor, already on her fifth full body orgasm, the penis had ejaculated in her twice already. Just as her current orgasm had past its peak the penis suddenly disappeared from her vagina.

What the Fuck just happened? I could have sworn I was fucking myself with the most fabulous dildo in the world. These rich folks can afford to buy the most realistic toys. And now I'm going to have to explain that I lost it. I hope the MRS. Don't fire me. I really love living on this Island and never having to wear clothes anywhere if I don't want...

Hey! Use a little lube next time babe. Oh shit, it's pumping my ass full of cum.

See, I told you Miss Sandy. Now Mr. Brad what say we take care of your face and anything else you would like.

I hope you have enjoyed this short story. We may visit Brad and Sandy again someday. When they no longer look like they are in their 30s.