"Come to dinner Thursday," Brent's mom had requested. "And bring a girlfriend or two so we can meet them. Gardner says you've become quite the ladies' man."
A simple message, but it left Brent with all sorts of feelings.
Pride, of a sort, because he had indeed become "quite a ladies' man." He'd banged dozens of chicks in the last month, and most of them drop dead gorgeous.
Indecision, because it wasn't at all clear who to bring. He'd had a favorite for a while, Alice, but they'd agreed to cool things off, and he'd come to the conclusion that it wasn't good to play favorites. And yet, bringing someone home to his parents seemed like a definite statement.
Anger, because of the casual mention of Gardner. Not "your father" which was always confusing, because as far as Brent was concerned his father was a man named Pete, the stepfather who had brought him up. Gardner was his biological father. But Gardner, he realized, was also his mother's occasional lover, and Pete, her willing cuckold. The reminder that her mother was still on a first name basis with the man rankled, although Brent realized he was being unreasonable.
Shame, because his newly expanded love life had caused him not to visit his mother for quite a while.
"I'll be there," he texted back.
He wanted to bring Alice, but that wouldn't be "cooling things off." He was still a little bit in love with Alice. He suspected she was more than a little bit in love with him. But as a dragon, he would live for a few thousand years. During the time it would take her to age and die he wouldn't develop so much as a wrinkle or a single gray hair. Her lifespan compared to his wasn't even a cat's or a dog's, it was more like a tropical fish. It had been Gardner who had suggested the pet analogy, and he wished he could get it out of his mind. Women, to dragons, were like pets. Enjoyable, and fun to cuddle, but you buried them eventually and moved on to the next.
He didn't buy it. Women thought and talked and could discuss philosophy and music. You could watch a movie with a woman and talk to her about it afterward and find out something you'd missed. Also, one didn't fuck pets, and one definitely fucked women. It wasn't that women's lives were short like fish, it was that dragon's lives were extraordinarily long.
Still, Alice loved him. And loving him, she wanted to be good for him, and he suspected she bought the pet analogy more than he did. She didn't want him to be too attached. So Alice was out.
He made some phone calls.
It was strange to see Chloe in clothes. Not merely clothes, but meet-the-parents clothes, a pale blue blouse buttoned high enough that it didn't show cleavage, and a modest, just above the knee dark blue skirt. The red and green dragon tattooed on her leg was partly covered, although her skirt was slit on the side to reveal a little more of it. She wore sensible heels. Still, the cascade of orange-red hair framing her face made her undeniably beautiful.
The other girl with him was Sally, blonde, blue-eyed. Most of the women he knew, including Chloe, were from the club sometimes referred to jokingly as the Red Dragon Inn, although as far as Brent knew it didn't have an official name. The only men allowed in the club were dragons; the only women, those who would happily refer to themselves as dragon sluts, eager to please the dragon men, even if they thought "dragons" were a sort of gang, rather than men who could transform themselves into actual giant winged mythological beasts. Sally, however, had never been inside the club.
He had met Sally at a marina the day he'd discovered he was a dragon, and took her home with him. They'd seen each other a few times since. Sally wore a coral mini-dress with a square neckline, and had lipstick and shoes that matched. She didn't know anything about dragons at all, and she thought it was rather strange that Brent was taking two women home to meet his parents, but she was open-minded.
Brent drove up in his Jag - a gift from Gardner - and the girls piled out. When he knocked on the door, Pete opened it.
"Hey Dad!" Brent said, giving the short, balding, slightly portly man a hug.
Pete hugged back, hard. "I wasn't sure you'd still be calling me that."
"Always," Brent assured him.
Pete grinned like a kid on Christmas who gets a pony. For a moment, they just stood there beaming at each other. Sally nudged his arm.
"Oh, yes, I -" Brent said.
"Won't you introduce us?" Pete said at the same time.
"Dad, Sally, Chloe. Sally, Chloe? My, um, step-father."
"Oh! Charmed," said Chloe, shaking Pete's hand.
"So nice to meet you." Sally kissed his cheek, and Pete beamed some more.
"Lovely, lovely. Well, I'll go help your mom in the kitchen. Get you all anything to drink?"
"I'd love something. What do you have?" Sally asked.
"Whiskey, soda, beer. I have the fixings to make old-fashioneds, if you want one of those."
"That sounds lovely," Sally said.
Chloe shook her head. "None for me," she said. "I think I need to keep my wits about me."
Sally laughed. "I think I need something for my nerves."
"Make yourselves at home, I'll be back out," Pete said.
So they found themselves in the living room, looking around. The couch would seat three nicely, but Brent didn't feel like sitting down. The TV was playing the football game, but the volume was low. Two recliners, Mom's and Dad's, faced the television, and when he was younger he'd lounge on the couch and watch with them.
"Your father certainly took you having two girlfriends in stride," Sally said.
"With a man like Brent, he couldn't be very surprised," Chloe said.
"Well, he has a long time to go before he has to choose," Sally said.
Chloe just raised her eyebrows at that and rolled her eyes. Brent wondered if it might have been better to bring another woman from the club; someone who at least understood something about how dragon-human relations tended to go. But he'd chosen Sally partly because he knew that she didn't see herself as any kind of "pet."
Pete brought out Sally's old fashioned. "Alicia says I'm not much help in the kitchen," he said, "So I'm to entertain you. Please, have a seat!"
They sat on the couch, one girl on each side of him. For lack of any better place to put his arms, Brent stretched out and put an arm around the shoulders of each girl. Pete waited, then sat in his recliner.
"So Alicia says you all know each other from some club?" Pete asked.
"Yes," Chloe said.
"Club?" Sally asked.
"We'll have to show you," Chloe said.
His mother knew about the club from talking to Gardner, presumably. Well, he knew they talked. And more than that, but he really didn't like to think about it. "I met Sally at a marina," he said.
"What were you doing at a marina?" Pete asked.
"You know, I've always wondered that myself," Sally said. "It was like he knew I was there, and was just waiting for me. What were you doing at the marina?"
"I knew you were there, and I was just waiting for you," Brent said, going with the truth. How could he tell her that he could make out the color of her eyes from two miles away, and that he'd spotted her while she was lounging in a boat, desired her, and decided to take a chance that she'd be interested when she got off?
"Liar," Sally said. "But it's a romantic lie, so we'll accept it. I still wonder what you were doing at the marina though." Her eyes narrowed, flicked over to Chloe, and then back, as if Chloe was somehow involved. "I won't ask," Sally said, and sipped her cocktail.
"Sometimes it's best not to ask," Pete said. And then, to Chloe. "That's a lovely tattoo."
"You like it? I thought it might be a bit much today, but I really hate covering it up."
"It's amazing," Pete assured her.
"You want to see more of it?"
"Sure!"
Brent stared at her. Surely she wasn't going to strip in front of his stepfather. But Chloe simply stood, and presented a profile, and tugged ever so slightly at the slit of the skirt.
"Beautiful," Pete said. "As are you."
Chloe blushed. "Thank you."
"And you are too," Pete told Sally.