Health, Safety, Welfare, and Morale (Male World Order, part 2)
"Sixth Beta! Hey, Sixth Beta!" Police Third Beta Christopher Salinas, shouted to the man in blue plaid. "Yeah, YOU, over here!"
A man in his mid-40s, attractive as far as B6es get, with green eyes, a salt & pepper crew cut, and a dimpled chin crossed the busy street to approach PB3 Salinas. "Yes, Sir! How may I help you, Sir?," the nervous-looking man choked out.
Salinas was a lean, light-olive skinned man of 5'10". He was nearing 50, but his hair and thick lustrous moustache were still dark. Despite his slight frame, he had a strong authoritative presence as one would expect of a Third Beta.
"You can start by not jaywalking on my streets like you just did."
"Oh. I'm deeply sorry, Sir. That won't happen again." The man seemed to be struggling to keep his composure.
"It's all right, calm yourself. I just wanna ask a couple questions," Salinas reassured him. He expected this kind of skittishness from a B9 or B10, but a B6 should have been much more put-together than this. It wasn't dignified. It wasn't masculine. "What is your name?"
"It's Timothy Staunton, Sir."
"Where did you get this suit?" PB3 Salinas was fingering the material of the lapels.
"It belonged to my great-grandfather. I know we're supposed to be careful about antique clothes, but I checked and all the colors and materials are approved for streetwear." Timothy explained. "It's a windowpane plaid and that is approved too, Sir."
"Calm down. You're not in trouble. It just looks a little out-of-place. We wanna make sure everyone fits in, don't we?"
"Of course, Sir! I wouldn't want to cause a scene and if..."
"Quiet!," Salinas interrupted him. He used his tongue to press a tiny button on his left rear upper molar, and silently subvocalized for his partner to join him.
While he waited for PB4 Goodacre to arrive, Salinas grazed Tim's face with back side of his hand. "Did you shave today?"
"Yes, Sir. Every day."
"It's not even 2:30 and you've got a 5 o'clock shadow. I'm not gonna write you up, but you need to watch that."
"I'm sorry, Sir. I guess I was rushing today and not close enough. It wont happen again."
"Thought about Permashave? Really doesn't hurt like it used to. I got it." Salinas started to hold out his baby-smooth face for Tim to touch, but then realized a Sixth Beta would never dare. Certainly not this one.
"I've been on the waiting list a while, Sir."
Salinas reminded himself to appreciate that things could work a little slower for B6es.
PB4 Brandon Goodacre rounded the corner. "Hey! What's goin' on, Sir?" The men bumped their fists together and clapped each other's backs. 26-year-old Goodacre was a 6'4" big-muscled bull of a man with a golden shock of hair and arctic-blue eyes who played rugby on his days off.
"Look at this guy and tell me what I'm thinking," Salinas replied.
Goodacre eyed Timothy up and down. Something was off about him, but he couldn't put it into words. He thought for a moment.
"Don't see anything?," Salinas asked.
"It's that fuckin' suit. Not any specific thing about it, but it's just off. It doesn't fit in with..." Goodacre gestured with his hand as if to say 'all of this.'
"My thoughts exactly." Salinas then turned to Tim Staunton. "Sixth Beta, I'm making a mandatory recommendation you not wear this suit again in public. You've done nothing wrong here and you're not in any trouble, but this suit is not conducive to social cohesion. How far are you from home?"
"Four blocks, Sir."
"Go home and change. You are dismissed."
Timothy placed his index fingers and thumbs in a ring shape over his chest. "The word of the law is the law."
The officers joined him in unison in the middle of the second word. Tim walked toward the intersection.
"We reach quota yet, Sir?," Goodacre asked.
"Just three more peels."
"We could peel this guy." Goodacre pointed to Tim, who was still waiting for the light to turn.
Salinas gave a 'why not' shrug. "Hey, Sixth Beta. One more thing!. Tim turned around and Salinas gestured for him to return.
Tim Staunton half-jogged back to the officers. "Yes, Sir?"
"We're just gonna go ahead and do a quick Health & Safety Inspection for you," Goodacre said, trying to sound friendly. "Follow us!"
Tim followed the officers around the corner and into a shaded alleyway behind an old apartment building from the late 1900s.
"Right hand," Goodacre ordered.
Tim lifted his hand and Goodacre placed his first three fingers on a glass-and-metal rectangular device he pulled out of his pocket. After the device chirped, Goodacre dropped Tim's hand and started to read.
"B6VAQS64657718 Timothy Waltham Staunton. Born 6 June, 2024 in Richmond, Virginia. Accession to Manhood as Sixth Beta: 18 July 2042 at the Hampton Roads Federal Male Assessment Center. Current residence: Norfolk, Virginia. Employed as cleaning technician for Tidewater Joe's Carpet & Upholstery since 12 February 2063. Unmarried. No children. No warrants, no priors and uh..." Goodacre scrolled through the device. "No HSI in the last year so this peel counts for quota."
"No masculinity reassessments in there?," Salinas subvocalized to Goodacre."
"No, sir, but I see you're thinkin' what I"m thinkin'. He mighta been B6 fresh outta high school, but he ain't now," Goodacre replied. "Poor guy. World probably just got to him."
Salinas was equal parts amused and annoyed that he was beginning to know Goodacre well enough to pick up on his speech patterns and emotions over the subvocalizer.
"I've been thinking about that blue suit," Salinas subbed back. "There really isn't anything wrong with it. I don't think it would look out of place on any other B6. Just wasn't right on this guy."