My stomach woke me with a growl. Those drinks at the tiki bar had been tasty but not exactly filling. What time was it? I fumbled about on the end table for my phone, the room's blackout curtains proving a little too effective. 4:20 PM, smoke them if you got them. Well I didn't "got" them and it never really did much for me anyway, but I could certainly identify with the munchies right about then. The lamp flipped on with a click. Where the fuck was that room service menu?
A cheeseburger later I emerged from my room clad in cotton shorts and a tank top, searching for a place where I could update my wardrobe. Narrow halls wound through the resort before opening up to a garden style atrium centered on a fountain. The Marketplace: a sprawling complex of stores that went well beyond the typical hotel gift shop set up. This was a miniature shopping mall designed to cater to the unforeseen needs of those testing out a new sex.
I entered "Belle X" on a hunch and immediately confirmed my assumption as I looked out over rack after rack of women's clothing. The sales clerk pounced on me as soon as I entered, never giving me a chance to feel overwhelmed by the slew of choices. A whip of a Latina, she crackled energy as she circled the store, a perpetual motion machine who bounced on the balls of her feet whenever she was compelled to stay in one spot for more than a moment.
"Such a pretty little Spring you are" she purred as she lifted a blonde strand off my shoulder for inspection, "us natural girls would kill for this color, yes?"
I wasn't sure exactly what she was talking about, but I knew she wasn't really asking me a question.
She circled me twice, then planted herself in front of me, taking my chin and tilting it down so that she could zoom in on my eyes. Since taking the pill, she was the first person I had met who was actually shorter than me but there was no doubt who was in charge here as she inspected me, not in the leering manner of man-bun but as an artist studies his muse. "Verde, very pretty," and then she stepped back, taking me in from a wide angle lens. For a moment she came to rest at a standstill, save for the finger tapping her chin. "No, not a Spring, but a light Summer" she decreed in a hushed tone as if she had just discerned some solemn truth. Then she turned a disapproving glare upon my tank top. "And here you are wearing black. Come along, Rosie will take care of you senorita." She spun on her heels and disappeared into the racks.
I followed at a trot, struggling to keep up with only the sound of her jangling jewelry to track her by. "But I thought every girl kept a little black dress in her closet?" I protested in the general direction of the jangling steps. Seriously, how was black a fashion faux paus?
"Not you, nothing darker than a light navy, understand?" The voice floating back to me from the clothes.
I finally caught up to her, found her standing at a rack, fingers flying furiously. I didn't understand at all, but I wasn't about to argue.
The rifling fingers stopped and she thrust a dress towards me, one or two shades lighter than navy. "Here, this is your little navy dress. Now come, we've got much to do."
Several hours later I staggered out of the store, not entirely sure what had hit me. I had spent who knows how much time and money just sprinting around, dressing and undressing on command. I still felt clueless fashion wise. I now knew that I measured 32B-24-34 but that was about it in terms of positive knowledge. Everything else was more in the form of what not to do, such as not "ruining" the lines of tight dresses by wearing boyshorts underneath, or the previously mentioned "don't wear black." Okay, it was mostly instructions to stop wearing what I was currently wearing. But at least Rosie had pieced together enough outfits for me that it would be a while before I had to think about how to dress myself.
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"Another Guinness, Sam?"
I grunt an approval that sends Tommy to the row of taps to start the pour. Looking in the mirror suspended above the bar, I see remnants of the last pint caught in my beard and wipe the foam onto the back of my forearm. The others had already left with various bedwarmers for the night, leaving me alone. Letting my Basic expire had spared me the attentions of Felix but only encouraged Chloe, along with several other enterprising takers who had introduced themselves to me tonight.
In fact, almost every girl in the resort had made herself available to me tonight. Except for the one I was waiting on. Luck of the Irish ran dry tonight.
The pint glass is placed in front of me, a perfect pour that sparks joy. "Thank you Tommy, you're the best."
"Surprised you're still here talking to me. Plenty of chances to leave with more attractive conversation partners."
I smile sheepishly. "I was waiting on someone actually: met her at the pool today, new check-in that doesn't know anyone, so I invited her out with us, you know, help her make some friends."
"Oh so you got stood up?" It would be nice if he wasn't quite so obviously gleeful about this.
"What, no, it wasn't a set date, just a 'hey some of us are going out later if you want to join' type of thing."
"Oh sure, I understand, really, I do." Tommy starts to perform a 'there there' series of pats on my knuckles before I hastily withdraw my hand.
"Tommy" I grumble.
"Hey man, I'm just busting your balls, you know I don't mean anything by it. It is kind of nice though to know that even Sam strikes out sometimes."
"You're a real spanner, you know that?" He laughs while I take my first sip of the pint. Hard to get too worked up with a beer in front of me.
The laugh freezes as Tommy looks over my head. He tosses his bar towel onto the counter with an exasperated sigh and a shake of his head. "Fucking Sam" he mutters as he stalks to the far end of the bar. Spinning in my stool, I look back to the entrance for the source of Tommy's discontent.
And there she is, the girl from the pool.
She picks her way towards the bar with the foal like steps. Was this truly the same person I had met this afternoon? The girl with wet hair and the baby blue swimsuit had been cute, but this creature is breathtaking. A navy dress clings to her fair skin, the fabric coiling from her wrists up to a crew neck and then down again to mid-thigh. Dirty blonde waves cascade down her shoulders to just above the swell of her breasts. Emerald eyes sparkle in the dimmed lighting of the bar even as they cast about the otherwise empty bar, her expression betraying doubt that she has found the right place.
"Ashley, so glad you made it!" A reassuring note in my voice to let her know this was indeed the spot.
She blinks twice, head turning to the side in the manner of an inquisitive dog. "Sorry, have we met?"
Oh right, she was expecting Sammi. I rise and pull adjacent seat out for her. "In a manner of speaking. I'm Sammi but I might have changed outfits since then."
There is only a brief flash of surprise before she goes into the 'oh yeah' head nod which just happens to provide the perfect cover for looking me up and down. "Well it is a little more formal here than at the pool I suppose. Guess I should get used to meeting everyone twice around here."
"Sorry about that, I should have given you some warning this afternoon but didn't think about my pill nearing expiry. If you don't mind the beauty to beast transformation, care to join me for a pint? You can call me Sam by the way." I can feel Tommy rolling his eyes, but it's not his response I'm concerned with.
She tucks her hair behind her ear before smiling shyly. "I would like that, Sam."