"It seems to me," Willa said, "that the logical way for you to salvage the situation would be for you to marry me."
The Avenue was having one of its rainy days. The gods (i.e., the designers of the island that the Avenue occupied) in their wisdom had decreed that rain should occur randomly and with seasonal variation. The residents generally agreed this had been a bad idea, especially since the forecasting software had proven to be unreliable. The maintainers, whose job it was to fix the system, insisted that the control room could not be accessed because of the maccat.
Willa and I shared an umbrella as we strolled through the artisan sector. She had invited me to join her for a walk in town, and had laughed when I brought the umbrella with me. "There's no rain scheduled," she'd said.
"It rains every time I'm in town," I replied. Ten minutes later the heavens opened and we were both glad of the umbrella. "See," I said. "I blame the maccat."
"What is this maccat people keep talking about?" Willa demanded.
I laughed. "One theory is that it's an escaped pet - an alien pet, with huge claws and a taste for human blood. It mistook the control room for a safe underground cave to hide in, and someone had the clever idea to lock it in there."
"That's absurd," Willa said.
"The other theory is that it's a made-up creature invented by the engineers to avoid having to fix the weather system."
"That does sound more likely."
"Either way, the maccat has become a local legend. Look there." I pointed to a shop selling cuddly toy maccats in a variety of sizes and colours but always with big, friendly eyes and fearsome claws.
Willa laughed. "He's cute. Wait here." Two minutes later, she presented me with a very expensive but utterly adorable maccat, and I didn't have the heart to refuse.
The conversation had turned eventually to the cruel trick played on my father. "We wouldn't need to salvage anything if it weren't for you," I pointed out.
"I was just looking after my interests," she said lightly. "Kell Island will be mine so long as your father does not find a suitable mate."
"Such as Emerald Grey," I supplied.
"Exactly. You can hardly blame me."
"Of course I can blame you - although I'm grateful too. I would not like Emerald for a stepmother."
"I hear she has a collection of whips," Willa said musingly.
"I don't doubt it," I said with a shiver.
The rain was persisting. We found a café to hide in and ordered tea and scones. "I would never whip you," Willa said sincerely, only to add with a wink, "unless you're into that sort of thing." It wasn't quite a question.
I enjoyed her flirtatious way, and it was difficult not to feel a little dazzled by her beauty and her self-confidence, but ultimately she was an Elliott, and I had absolutely no intention of ever marrying an Elliott. I stared out the window at the rain. "If this keeps up, I'm getting a taxi home."
"No, don't," she said quickly. "I wanted you to watch us rehearse. My friend has written a play and I have a starring role..."
"I didn't know you were an actress," I said, though she certainly had the face for it.
"Oh, yes. Although I haven't had a big break yet. You'll love the play, though. It's about two sisters - identical twins - and they're on a spaceship that's attacked during the war. They get separated, end up in different escape pods, and each thinks the other is dead, and one of them ends up in a love triangle and it's hilarious. I play a princess - trans like me - who falls in love with one of the sisters, but the sister's in love with the prince who's in love with me. It's full of incest and fucking."
"I think I've seen this play before," I said.
"Impossible. This is the very first performance!"
I reached for the words: "
And let the babbling gossip of the air cry out Olivia!
"
She looked at me like I was mad. "I have no idea what you just said."
"Old English, from a thousand years ago," I said.
"Oh." She shrugged, and dismissed it from her thoughts.
It made me sad suddenly. Freya would have understood - maybe not the words themselves, but why they mattered to me. I wondered how Lucy and Freya were getting on. The last I'd heard from Mara was that Lucy was still on Cox Island, having gone there in pursuit of Freya, and I didn't doubt she would succeed. "Actually," Mara had added. "We're planning a family trip to Cox. Helen wants to go to college there, and it will give us a chance to check up on Lucy too."
Cox Island being relatively close to the Avenue, it would be easy for me to visit. I often thought of going to Cox Island, ostensibly to visit Lucy, but in truth to see Freya again. The last time I had seen her, she had been in clear distress over Lucy's accident, and it still hurt my heart to think of that.
"Anyway," Willa said, "the dress rehearsal starts in twenty minutes, and I know you'll enjoy it. Please say you'll come - I know I will." She laughed at this witticism.
"I will," I said. "As long as it's indoors."
"It is." She smiled happily, and before I could react she kissed me on the lips. A brief kiss, but a lover's kiss. It set my heart racing, even as I pushed her away firmly. "I'll get us a taxi," she said, and left me to gather my wits before following her.
I was not at all prepared for the sight of a rather drenched Freya rushing into the café. Nor, clearly, was Freya prepared for the sight of me carrying a maccat. "Hi," I said eventually.
"Ana," she said.
"How are you? Is Lucy here?" I looked outside, half expecting to see Lucy rushing through the rain towards the door. I saw only Willa there.
"Good," Freya said. "Good. Lucy too." She really was a comical sight, her hair and jacket soaked and dripping onto the wooden floor. "I see it's still always raining when you're here."
I laughed. "I blame the maccat," I said, and growled at the one in my arms.
Freya smiled suddenly, but the smile faded abruptly as Willa strode in from outside. "Taxi's here, Ana," she said. "Let's go. Hurry!"
I allowed myself to be pulled away, away from Freya, aware of how it must look to her that Willa was guiding me from the café, holding the umbrella to keep me dry, taking me away in a taxi with a stupid maccat in my arms. Freya should be the one doing all that, not Willa. But that was just a fantasy. I was the one who broke Freya's heart and pushed her away. I had no claim on her anymore.
*
Playing the role of the princess's loyal maid was none other than Smina, my best friend from college. My friendship with her had cooled significantly in the wake of the incident that had led to my rescue by Freya, and I had lost track of her over the years. Her role was mostly comic relief. She spent the majority of the play being pursued by a fat man with a thick cock, a skinny man in yellow stockings, and a man who sang songs of lechery while masturbating constantly. Any time she bent over - and plenty of reasons were found - she could be sure to find herself accosted from behind.
All of which was just an entertaining distraction from main plot, in which one of the surviving twins becomes the prince's masseuse and confidant, and is then sent to seduce the prince's sister into an incestuous engagement. But the princess falls in love with the masseuse, and the masseuse is in love with the prince, and both royal cocks end up very well oiled indeed. And when the other twin sister appears out of nowhere, it becomes impossible to keep track of who exactly is fucking whom.
Willa certainly made for a beautiful princess, and a very well endowed one too. The sex was very restrained, being a tease for the most part, and an orgy at the end. My mind was too full of thoughts of Freya for me to properly enjoy Willa's dramatic prowess, but I did feel at the end that Shakespeare would not entirely disapprove.
I met up with Smina the following day for lunch. "I married a lieutenant," she said. "Siara. I loved her, and not just because she could make me come a dozen times a night. But she died. We'd only been married three months, and she'd been away for two of those. I fell apart after that. I lost everything."
"I wish you'd told me," I said.
Smina shrugged. "I came to the Avenue, worked as a maid for a while, then a waitress. Gradually got into sex work, and actually that's something I can do well. You should get your father to hire me for one of his parties. I enjoy role-play and I'm famous for my squirting."
She smiled a little sadly. "It's not the life I imagined for myself, but it's not without its pleasures. And it got me into the play - what do you think of it?"
"It's a dreadful rip-off," I said, with a wry grin.
Smina laughed. "Indeed, but I would sooner act in the rip-off than endure watching the original. All that '
If music be the food of love
' nonsense... You were always much better at languages than I."
She was right, and that proved to be something of a curse. That evening was the premiere, the first performance of 'The Royal Comedy', as it was called. My father and sister insisted on being there, along with a significant slice of the Avenue's wealthy elite. The audience gathered in the theatre's cocktail lounge for pre-performance drinks and gossip.
"Miss Elliott," said a voice from behind me. An intimately familiar voice. I whirled around to see Freya in full dress uniform.
"Ana!" my sister hissed. My sudden stop had caused her to spill her drink - fortunately not onto anyone's clothes. My father was staring curiously at Freya.