Hello,
I am so happy to meet you. My name is David.
As you may or may not know, I am a pleasure GELF. A genetically engineered life form that was built specifically for you pleasure and companionship. I am pleased to get to know you, and to learn to better please you.
I have taken on my current form based on the outward perceptions of what you find attractive in a partner or companion. That being said, I am willing and able to change my appearance to best suit your current desires or mood.
Naturally, sexual pleasure and satisfaction is a large part of the reason I exist. Rest assured, I will be willing and able to provide for your needs in any way shape or form. Myself and my creators only ask that our activities not inflict any damage or serious pain upon me, as that would inhibit my ability to please and care for you going forward.
My anatomy can take on any form that would be pleasing to you, and will function as your desires dictate. Rest assured, that even though I am "anatomically correct" I cannot reproduce or become infected with any human diseases.
My only needs are food and water like a normal human, but I do require significantly less of these than my human counterparts would.
If you have any questions about how I function or the nature of what I am, please ask.
I look forward to learning your every desire and meeting and exceeding your every expectation.
Your very eager pleasure GELF,
David
He stood there, not saying anything. Just looking at her with an innocent jovial smile on his face as if he was completely oblivious to his purpose.
The silence was almost physically present as she read the letter that had come with him.
"Are you just going to stand there?" she said, looking across the room at the gift she hadn't asked for.
Her name was Erin, and she hadn't asked for her pushy aunt to send her a pleasure GELF. "I mean, my god. I'm 28, it's not like I'm a spinster." she fussed. "Well, you haven't dated since college and I know you've been lonely. Why shouldn't I use my money for something fun for once? Look Erin, you don't have to sleep with it. Just think of them as a roommate or a well hung, eager to please house cat. If you just hate the poor thing, it will be more than welcome in my home. Give it a month and let me know. Deal?" "Deal", Erin said begrudgingly.
She was still taking it, him, them, whatever in as they'd been delivered. They'd been simply standing there since the driver left. She had answered the door, to be met by a man in a semi-formal uniform saying he was from a company called Genetic Odysseys delivering her new pleasure GELF. He had handed her a letter of introduction, and gotten her signature on an acceptance form before getting back into the electric Ford sedan and driving away into the distance.
"Do you talk?" Erin asked the GELF with a small trace of annoyance. "Yes, I do." it replied. They were six feet tall with close cut dark hair, Caribbean blue eyes, and a neatly trimmed full beard. They looked powerfully built, but not overly muscular akin to a farm hand or soldier. Strong, but not chiseled. Their face could only be described as happy and innocent, the GELF's aquiline nose sat above a gentle smile and a strong, sure jaw. Dressed in jeans, hiking boots, and a comfortable flannel shirt he looked a bit like he'd been traveling.
Erin was quiet for a moment before she drew a hesitant breath, "Do you have a name? I'm sorry, I've never met one of you before." They blinked and then replied, "Yes I do, my name is David. It's so lovely to meet you."
Erin turned and walked from the foyer to the living room, motioning for David to follow her. Of course they obeyed. As David followed her into the living room he eagerly looked after her like a dog following their master. As much as they were built for their owners pleasure and not their own, the GELF had to admit that they were happy with their new owners appearance. She was small, but not ridiculously so. Erin was 5'2" and comfortably built. They could tell that she looked after her figure, but was also comfortable enough in her own skin to be imperfect. She had mousy brown hair and green eyes, she had a dainty nose, and a mouth that under normal circumstances would be decorated with a soft warm smile. Her soft green t-shirt and athletic shorts belied the fact that David's arrival hadn't been expected on this lazy Saturday afternoon.