Hello,
I am so happy to meet you. My name is David.
As you may or may not know, I am a pleasure GELF. A genetically engineered life form that was built specifically for you pleasure and companionship. I am pleased to get to know you, and to learn to better please you.
I have taken on my current form based on the outward perceptions of what you find attractive in a partner or companion. That being said, I am willing and able to change my appearance to best suit your current desires or mood.
Naturally, sexual pleasure and satisfaction is a large part of the reason I exist. Rest assured, I will be willing and able to provide for your needs in any way shape or form. Myself and my creators only ask that our activities not inflict any damage or serious pain upon me, as that would inhibit my ability to please and care for you going forward.
My anatomy can take on any form that would be pleasing to you, and will function as your desires dictate. Rest assured, that even though I am "anatomically correct" I cannot reproduce or become infected with any human diseases.
My only needs are food and water like a normal human, but I do require significantly less of these than my human counterparts would.
If you have any questions about how I function or the nature of what I am, please ask.
I look forward to learning your every desire and meeting and exceeding your every expectation.
Your very eager pleasure GELF,
David
He stood there, not saying anything. Just looking at her with an innocent jovial smile on his face as if he was completely oblivious to his purpose.
The silence was almost physically present as she read the letter that had come with him.
"Are you just going to stand there?" she said, looking across the room at the gift she hadn't asked for.
Her name was Erin, and she hadn't asked for her pushy aunt to send her a pleasure GELF. "I mean, my god. I'm 28, it's not like I'm a spinster." she fussed. "Well, you haven't dated since college and I know you've been lonely. Why shouldn't I use my money for something fun for once? Look Erin, you don't have to sleep with it. Just think of them as a roommate or a well hung, eager to please house cat. If you just hate the poor thing, it will be more than welcome in my home. Give it a month and let me know. Deal?" "Deal", Erin said begrudgingly.
She was still taking it, him, them, whatever in as they'd been delivered. They'd been simply standing there since the driver left. She had answered the door, to be met by a man in a semi-formal uniform saying he was from a company called Genetic Odysseys delivering her new pleasure GELF. He had handed her a letter of introduction, and gotten her signature on an acceptance form before getting back into the electric Ford sedan and driving away into the distance.
"Do you talk?" Erin asked the GELF with a small trace of annoyance. "Yes, I do." it replied. They were six feet tall with close cut dark hair, Caribbean blue eyes, and a neatly trimmed full beard. They looked powerfully built, but not overly muscular akin to a farm hand or soldier. Strong, but not chiseled. Their face could only be described as happy and innocent, the GELF's aquiline nose sat above a gentle smile and a strong, sure jaw. Dressed in jeans, hiking boots, and a comfortable flannel shirt he looked a bit like he'd been traveling.
Erin was quiet for a moment before she drew a hesitant breath, "Do you have a name? I'm sorry, I've never met one of you before." They blinked and then replied, "Yes I do, my name is David. It's so lovely to meet you."
Erin turned and walked from the foyer to the living room, motioning for David to follow her. Of course they obeyed. As David followed her into the living room he eagerly looked after her like a dog following their master. As much as they were built for their owners pleasure and not their own, the GELF had to admit that they were happy with their new owners appearance. She was small, but not ridiculously so. Erin was 5'2" and comfortably built. They could tell that she looked after her figure, but was also comfortable enough in her own skin to be imperfect. She had mousy brown hair and green eyes, she had a dainty nose, and a mouth that under normal circumstances would be decorated with a soft warm smile. Her soft green t-shirt and athletic shorts belied the fact that David's arrival hadn't been expected on this lazy Saturday afternoon.
As Erin sat down on the couch and motioned for David to do the same. As Erin settled onto the couch she asked with an almost desperate tone, "So what exactly am I supposed to do with you? Are you like a pet or something? This is all so weird! The letter said you're for my PLEASURE?! Are you a human dildo, for God's sake?"
David was visibly taken aback when he replied, "Do you want me to answer, or are you..." "Of course, I want you to answer. I don't know what to do with you!" Erin snapped, clearly becoming upset.
With a calm, reassuring smile he said, "OK, well if I may, deep breath Erin. I'm here to make your life better not worse. Essentially, I was made for you. If you want a love, I can be your lover. A friend? Done. A butler? Your wish is my command."
Erin drew a deep breath through her nose and gently blew it out through her mouth before replying, "So, you're here. Now what? Do you have a real name? Are you a man? What do I do with you?" "Well, my name is David. I don't really have a last name, but for the sake of easing you into things my last name can be Odyssey. To answer your other question, I don't really have a biological sex the way humans do. From what I understand, you're a heterosexual woman. So in my current physical form I am a man. As for what to so with me, you can do whatever will make you happy. So long as it doesn't hurt or damage me" David said in a gentle deep voice. Erin paused in though then said, "but like, you live here?"
David relied, "That would be ideal, but if that's not what you would like we can look at other arrangements." "And food? Clothes? I'm not getting a second job, you know." Erin answered, still sounding a little exasperated. David smiled a little as he said, "Oh you don't have to worry about that. While you do own me for all intents and purposes, part of my creation and purchase was a sizable bank account that can be used to see to few needs that I do have."
She paused at that, looking him in the eyes, "David." "Yes, Ma'am." He replied quietly. "Ugh, this is weird. Please don't call me ma'am. My name is Erin Belle. Call me Erin." "Will do, Erin." he said.
"So what now?" Erin asked. David answered, "Whatever your heart desires." "I guess since you're a gift from my aunt you'll need to live here with me. We should go get you settled in. Do you have anything? You know, personal stuff? I didn't see a bag on the porch." Erin asked. "At the risk of freaking you more, no I don't. I'm brand new. I have the clothes on my back, and a spare pair of underwear in my back pocket." David said. "alright then, I have a room for you. Then we can go get you some clothes. At least you're cute." She said as she stood up from the couch. As David stood to follow he gave her a big smile and said, "Thanks Erin. That's my job." Erin let out a little laugh as she rolled her eyes, "whatever, I always wanted a golden retriever boyfriend. Let me show you your room."
The room was nice, if a little spartan. A queen size bed with clean comfortable linens, a night stand, a lamp, a dresser, a medium sized closet, and a big picture window.
Erin looked around the room with David and said, "Sorry, I know it's not much but I don't get guests very often... or roommates." Without missing a beat David sat down on the bed replying, "No Erin, it's great. So, what do we do now?" "You said you don't have any clothes. I guess, we should probably take you shopping. Didn't you say something about a bank account to help you get set up?" She asked. "Oh yeah, I'll check and see how much I have."
David sat silently for a moment and closed his eyes before opening them again to look over to Erin and say, "It looks like the account has $750,000 in it." Erin's eyes wide wide as she shouted, "Oh my God." David looked to her with a look of confusion on his face, "Is that a lot? I'm three days old, don't know." She smiled back at him, "um, yeah that's a lot."