"What transpired there, Gaius?" He asked me this, as if it were a mere question of circumstance. In truth my answer would bring about more punishment upon me than if I were to lie outright to this simple watchman... Except that I knew this particular guard, and he was, in point of fact, a dear childhood friend of mine named Oswin.
"Would you believe the tale?" I had no doubt that he would as he always did. For my tales were true enough, if not a tad embellished and certainly biased towards my own recollection of the matters. For Oswin, my accounts more than farce stories woven by traveling merchants or lute brandishing minstrels. Oswin knew what I was a hunter. Not a hunter of game, although I did kill elk in the near by forests to sell in between jobs, but more directly, I was a hunter of the unnatural.
"It was a satyr, old friend," I spoke, leaning forward to put my elbows on the rough wood of the table in front of me. I could see in an instant a wonder brewing behind Oswin's watery eyes, "stubby little fuck he was, but strong as an ox. Had a farmer's daughter under each arm when I came upon him in the clearing north of town." I scratched at the growth of hair on my chin, the chains around my wrists clanked together reminding me of my bondage now.
"Fucking hell." Was all Oswin could afford, his mind grasped for understanding.
"Fucking hell is right," I laughed, "I stayed behind. Hidden among the pines, I watched him. He stopped in the center of the clearing, had a look around and dropped one of the poor lasses. She took a hoof to the head, knocked her clean out. I admit, it was hard not to rush in then, but, well I needed to be sure he wouldn't notice me." Which was true, my eye was trained on him, an arrow ready to be let loose, but satyrs have remarkable hearing, and I feared that should he hear the whistling of my arrow as it approached, he would flee. Or perhaps worse yet, he would use the other girl to absorb the shot.
"There was little for me to do, so I stalked towards him. Keeping the trees at my back, I rounded the clearing. I heard the girl shriek when he tore the dress from her. The beast had freed her of her garments in moments, and she was laid bare in the light. Flaxen hair and ample bosom, but I get ahead of myself," Oswin was invested now, and he leaned in to hear my story, "Once she was clear, I released my shot. It caught the monster in the shank and he turned to me, his pecker and a dagger both unsheathed."
Oswin let out a hearty laugh at this, "Imagine that must have been quite the shock!" He wiped away a tear, and I let his humor abate before I continued.
"Aye, it was. If I'm being true, it would have done more harm to the girl than the blade, but either way I charged towards him and he towards me. I had discarded my bow in favor of my sword, and with it readied I met this creature in combat. He made the first move, with a potent hop, he was able to bring both of his vile hooves up to my chest and compel me backwards. I stumbled and as I regained my footing he was upon me again, this time with his curved horns. He rammed me, expelling the breath from my lungs." I paused, deliberately, to pull aside my tunic. To Oswin's horror their was the imprint of hoof and horn on my left chest.
"Fuck me, that looks like it hurts. Be glad it wasn't his tackle, eh?" Oswin produced a flask from his belt and took a sip, handing it to me. I in turn took a gulp of his fiery whiskey and let its heat coat my pipes on its way down.
"It hurt, and I thought he had me then. Windless and doubled over he made for me again, now with his dagger. So, when he was near I swung up, blindly. I intended to clash steel, but alas, the wrong dagger met my sword. It bit into his flesh and separated his cock from his balls. In turn he dropped his blade, fell to his knees and I swiftly finished the job."
"Then why wasn't the poor bastard beside you when you were... found?" Oswin inquired through a wince of sympathetic pain for the unmanned beast. His round face was not showing the slightest ounce of doubt in my words and I knew that his question was to help me be free of this situation.
"Because when the search party arrived, they saw a man, armed with sword and bow, in a field with two naked maidens." I smirked.
"Hold on, you said one was naked, not both." Oswin said incredulously.
"I said the satyr tore the clothes off one of them, yes. The other took her dress off afterward. Satyr's have magics that they use and this one's had taken hold during the fight. I had two supple, able mouthed girls, freshly of age and unsullied by other men tending to their rescuer." The thought made my loins ache in remembrance.
The drugs of the satyr are potent aphrodisiacs made by nymphs. I understand that this sounds like fairytale tripe, but it is not. Regardless, I had both of them alone and hotter than a stew kettle for me. So once I checked on them, after slaying the beast, the already nude one proceeded to untie my pants, and withdraw my cock from them. Her sister, being slightly older, perhaps in her twentieth year, and of slighter frame, removed her garb and joined her sister.
I must say, I took great delight in seeing them both on their knees. The younger of the two, concentrated her efforts on my balls, her tongue sweeping back and forth across them. Time and again, placing one full ball in her mouth, and washing it clean, then popping it out again, trading it for the other. Her sister, started on my erect phallus, kissing my head. Every second placing more of it in her mouth. Magic powders or not, she had done this before, and her craft was superb. In no less than a minute the pair had my entire loins gleaming with saliva.
They ministered themselves and each other as well. Their hands, those that were not aiding in their efforts on my pleasure, were busy fingering their mounds. Almost in unison they withdrew their fingers and went to explore each others openings. Their moans stifled by my organ filling their mouths. To my great relief, I had finished before discovery.
When I could handle no more, I grunted, and they both began to kiss over the tip of my erupting spear. I came across their cheeks and into their open mouths as they kissed one another. Their hands massaging my shrinking balls and stroking the seed from my throbbing cock. It was as the last bits of my essence were leaving me, that we were stumbled upon, and I wrongly accused of kidnap.
"I applaud your ability to conquer both foe and wench in the same go, friend. However, the girls aren't saying tale of satyrs and love magics. They say only that you happened upon them in the field and that they were compelled to sample your wares, so to speak." Oswin seemed genuinely crest fallen that he could do no more to help me. Though the solution seemed simple enough to me.
"Take me to the clearing and I will show you." I replied in earnest, and he consented to do so though in reality he had one hell of a go at it until I was allowed to be taken from my cramped cell. Nearly a day and a half it took, before Oswin and three others from the watch were ordered to escort me to the scene of the battle to look for the satyr's carcass.
A rain had swept through that night, and the field was thick with mud. I struggled enough against the chains, bound at my wrists and ankles, both chains attached in the middle by another. The mud took the remaining grace from my step and I plodded to where the battle had taken place.
"I see no beast, Gaius." Growled one of the guards, a thin shit by the name of Byron. He obviously assumed me to be lying and found it distasteful that I had dragged everyone here to this mud pit. We searched for near on two hours until I was blessed with my answer. One of the other two guards, who's name I was unfamiliar with pulled something from the mud.
"Oy," he exclaimed, "look it, I got somethin'." Indeed he did. It was about a foot long and covered in muck. I recognized it immediately and roared with laughter, Oswin began to laugh aw well. Byron took it from the other guards and examined it, placing it right up to his face to get a good look at the thing. Of course this made Oswin and me laugh more, because what he was holding was the satyr's severed pecker.
Once Oswin calmed down, he explained to Byron what he was staring at so intently, and with a look of pure disgust he dropped the severed meat staff and the charges against me as well. That night, at the tavern, I was approached by the village priest for a special job.
"Gaius," he said, his withered frame coming into view beside me, "I have a task for you, son." I was busy watching the buxom barmaid pour out flagons of ale from the barrel. Her tits were pressed between her arms, nearly popping them from her shoulder-less blouse. Her thick frame and wide hips begging to be ravished. Or maybe I had those sisters on my mind still. regardless, I peeled my eyes from the wench's glorious cleavage to speak to father Eurich.
"Aye, Father, what can I do for you?" I took a sip from my mug, the foam congealed on my mustache and I wiped it away quickly.
"There's tale of a witch south of here." It was all he really needed to say, but I let him continue, "shepherds are reporting sheep missing in the glen. There's a cave they've been telling about too, foul smells and the like. One even reported seeing a cloaked figure at night." It wasn't much to go on, but he and I knew how to read between the lines. It was simple logic for us, missing livestock and caves. Foul smells and shadows at night...it was a witch.