13 years after Draenor / 8 After "Stormwind"
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Darguni leaned against his axe and licked his lips. "My, there are some FINE honeys out today."
"Hmm." Bradly fiddled with the little box.
Darguni whacked him in the shoulder. "Are you paying attention?"
"What? Uh... sure. Whatever you said."
Darguni rolled his eyes. A little brunette walked by and winked at him. He smacked Bradly again. "Cover for me, will ya?" He followed the little minx behind a building.
Bradly sighed and fiddled with the box. It had been burning a hole in his pocket for near a month. He just hadn't found the right moment.
Straightening his gear, Darguni whistled, as he walked down to the training yard.
"Darguni?" A timid voice caught his attention.
"Yeah, Lydia?"
"Um, I was thinking... of heading to portal lake. Would you... join me?"
He shrugged. "Sure. When?"
"Tonight?" She blushed. "I hear the portals glow beautifully at night."
After considering for a moment, he shrugged. "If you want to."
Her blushed deepened, but he didn't notice; he'd just spotted a nice little blonde giving him a look.
Later, Darguni was busy whispering fascinating suggestions in this new one's ear, as Bradly passed him.
"Hey, have you seen Lydia?"
Blinking around, Darguni tried to remember. "She said something about portal lake tonight." He waved a hand.
"Really? That's so perfect!" He ran off.
"Perfect for what?" The raven haired girl cocked her head to the side.
"No idea." Darguni pushed open the door.
"Won't your parents be upset?" She blushed.
"Nah, mom's at the Keep today, and father only misses training over family. Everyone else is doing whatever it is they do." He waved a hand. "Let me show you this fascinating couch." He grinned.
A few moments later, Elunara opened the door and blinked.
The girl struggled to get her top up, and Darguni winced. "I thought you were at the Keep."
"I stay with Varian tonight, not last night." She shook her head.
"Shit."
Elunara rolled her eyes. "Gods, you're so my son." She pointed at him. "I don't have to remind you of my warning."
"I was being careful."
She snorted. "Yeah right." Waving her hand, she went into her library and began to unpack her work. She ignored the whispers coming from the other room.
Darguni stuck his head in the door, thankfully tucked back into his pants. "Hey, can I borrow book 34?"
"Before, or after?"
"Before."
She grabbed the book and tossed it to him. "You better return it clean."
"Yeah, yeah, I know."
"Hey, is she a girlfriend or a quick bang?"
"Quick bang."
"For how long?"
He looked up at the clock. "What time is it?"
"Hmm. Well, she's already pregnant."
He stopped and stared. "SHIT! How far?" He groaned.
"Two tops? She knew it though, judging by the look on her face."
He zipped his pants up and sighed. Turning back, he frowned at the girl. "Yeah, I'm just not feeling it... maybe another time."
"Tomorrow?" She asked hopefully.
"More like eight to nine months." He snorted. Eyeing the girl's expression, he sighed again. "Gods, I hate how often you're right." He crossed his arms, leaning against the doorframe as he watched the girl storm out.
"Both of your fathers tell me the same damned thing." She frowned at her work. "Where's Bradly?"
"Elune only knows." Darguni snorted. "Probably chasing Lydia down."
"Well, the second you spot him, let him know I need to speak with him."
"What's up?"
"His birth mother died this morning."
Darguni winced. "I'll send him over." He sighed. "Why do I get all of the twits trying to pawn off their unwanted babies?"
"Because you're a favored son of Stormwind, and can't keep your dick in your pants. Let's not even cover the topic of your parentage. You're one of THE most sought out bachelors, aside from your brother, and HE's too busy with his head up Lydia's ass."
He scratched the back of his neck. "Why IS Bradly so stuck on Lydia? She's our freaking sister."
Elunara shrugged. "That's the one question I can't give you an answer on." Flipping through her pages, she sighed. "He's very much like Jordan, in that he believes she's his one. He just won't look anywhere else until she breaks his heart."
Bradly sighed and waited under the tree. He wasn't leaving until he had done what he'd planned. A small figure on the far side had him moving over. "Lydia?" He whispered.
She jolted. "Oh. Bradly. Where's Darguni?"
"I have no idea."
She frowned. "But, I..." She shook her head and sighed. "Never mind."
Bradly took out the little box and held it up. "Happy Birthday."
She frowned down at the box. "Uh..."
He opened it up and inside was a small necklace. "This is for you."
Blinking repeatedly, she frowned. "Well, that's nice." She ran a finger along the thick chain.
"I was hoping that maybe... you and I... could..." He swallowed the rock in his throat and took her hand. "Lydia, would you go out with me?"
She jerked her hand back and gasped. "Oh, Gods, Bradly... No! Just no!" She turned and ran.
His knees gave out and he just sat in the grass.
That was how Darguni found him. "Hey, mom's looking for you." He blinked. "Are you ok?"
Bradly struggled to fight back the tears. "She... she turned me down."
Darguni winced. "Shit." He sighed and helped Bradly to his feet. "You've been chasing her for twelve years, brother... you'd figure it'd go one way or another."
"But..."
"Come on, I'll get mom to make that soup you like so much."
A few days later, Darguni scratched his neck. "GAH, this is boring."
Bradly snorted. "I can't believe I let you talk me into that."