"Does that make me his sister, then?" Tulani giggled as she continued to sew at her desk.
"I have no damned idea." Elunara groaned as she flopped on the bed. Grogek just laughed. "I once did a pair of Blood Elf twins, man they were something else... too bad they decided they were more interested in each other than they were me."
Tulani made a face. "EW."
"The shit you do." Jordan shook his head from the door way.
"GAH I did not want another pet. Two husbands are PLENTY, thank you."
"Wait, husbands?" Tulani looked over at Jordan. "This is new."
"Yeah, I decided he was my husband in every way that counts, so he got promoted." Elunara grinned.
Tulani shrugged. "Took you long enough."
"I swear to Elune, if you and Tippy had a betting pool going, you are sleeping at her house tonight."
"Yes, miss goddess. And, ugh no. That woman has SUCH a superiority complex about marriage, I wouldn't dream of it."
"For a perpetually single woman, she sure has a strange hang up that people are only happy if they're married." Jordan crinkled his nose.
"That's exactly her problem." Elunara shrugged. "She sees married people as the happiest, and she's not exactly a happy lady herself." She sighed. "Doesn't help that I add to her problem."
"That you keep stealing all the men?" Tulani grinned.
"No, she believes that I was an unhappy person until Grogek. I'm like the example that proves the rule to her." Elunara chuckled. "And you add in the fact that I married Tulani and look to be marrying Jordan, and suddenly, I'm the happiest person in the history of happy people, because I'm married three times over."
"Yeesh, Now I want to barf." Jordan laughed. "I'm going to bed."
"Night, Sugar." Elunara grinned.
He walked over and bent down, kissing her. "Try not to add any MORE to the pile, would ya?"
"There's still the option to slit his throat!"
"You won't. Not at this point." Grogek eyed her.
She put a pillow over her head. "WHYYYYYyyyyyyy" She whined. "I shoulda slit him apart when I had the chance."
"There is a kindness in your heart that cannot harm the genuine." Tulani smiled.
Elunara stuck a hand out. "I blame him."
Grogek chuckled. "Just because I opened the door, doesn't mean you had to walk through it."
"About four hundred times." Jordan snorted.
Elunara shifted her arm. "Weren't you going to bed?"
"I was trying to tell my wife goodnight, but then she went turtle on me."
She whacked him with the pillow. "You just HAD to use "wife" didn't you?"
"I know your weak spots." He grinned.
She sat up on her knees and draped her arms over his shoulders. "Good night, Sugar." She pressed her lips to his.
He wrapped his arms around her and enjoyed the feeling of her mouth. "Good night, Baby."
"We really are a strange family." Tulani gave a happy sigh.
As he passed, Jordan gave her a kiss on the cheek. "Yeah, but we make it work."
"That we do." Grogek grinned.
Elunara was flipping through some papers when she heard the knock. She sat her work down and opened the door. "Oh, hey Lucy, how's the jaw?"
She put a hand to her face. "It's better, thank you. Can I come in?"
"Sure thing." Elunara stepped back and let her in. She went to the library, got her board and sat down. "Forgive me; I have to keep my hands busy."
"Yeah, I know how that goes..." She sighed. "Listen, I never got a chance to thank you for saving my sister."
Elunara held up a hand. "I'm going to stop you right there. My house is a safe house. Anything said here will NOT be repeated outside of this house. Got it? So don't use that sister bit on me, because I'm not stupid. I have a wife for cripes sake."
She sighed. "Terica hates it when I say it too. She desperately wants to be... out. Especially after what happened. She thinks that if we were out, he would have never been misled."
Elunara snorted. "If Terica was in front of me at this moment I would tell you that is complete bullshit. That kind of guy would have raped her to make her "normal". That's the kind of asshole you were dealing with."
"What happened to that guy anyway?" Lucy frowned.
"All I know, is I was called in to identify his remains. He got eaten by something in the wilds."
"Ew."
"Good riddance to bad rubbish."
"Anyway, Terica has been pretty torn up about the whole thing, but I just don't know what to do. I don't want to risk my commission."
"Whyyyyyy would coming out be a risk to your commission?"
"Because I lied? I lied to get my lover here, not my sister."
"First and foremost, you're out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere; we ain't shipping either of you back, just because you fibbed. Second, Jerry and Louis hid in my house for MONTHS trying not to tell people, only to tell people by accident over a tragedy. No one was surprised. Hell, the people that will be surprised are just idiots. I have two husbands and a wife; you don't think THAT'S the weirdest thing people have seen? A pair of lesbians? Pfft."
"I wish I had your confidence." She shook her head. "I wish I had your abilities. You're SO fast!"
"Answer me this,"
Lucy flinched.
"Why are you even in the army? Why be a soldier?"
"Because I come from a long line of them?" She flinched again. "My dad wanted a boy, he got me. So instead, I've been doing boy things my whole life, and when I got old enough...." She shrugged. "I actually put my name on the list to come out here for years. They're scraping barrel so I got to come out. I hoped for a better life."
"Sweetie, my mother is Tyrande Whisperwind. You wanna talk impossible shoes to fill?"