8
"I'm not from this world," Galen said and Pru'skila stood up and pointed at him.
"I knew it!" she yelled. "You tricked me!"
"Sit down before I whip your ass, little girl," he said.
"I already told you how old I am," she said, indignantly. "In human terms, I'm old enough to be your mother."
"If you'd sit down and shut up," Galen shot back, "You'd learn a thing or two. Like the fact that I'm as old as you are." She looked at him, her face scrunched up in confusion. "Yeah. I've been alive for forty-nine years, cupcake. Now sit down, shut up, and listen."
Not having a response to that bombshell, she obeyed. "How is that possible?" the queen asked, equally confused though for an entirely different reason.
"No clue," Galen replied. I saw a glowing portal in my world, touched it with barely a finger, and woke up on a stone altar a mile into the woods. Beyron Spellthorn died to bring me here. Said something about saving his world. Back on Earth, I was in the later years of my life. I had a gorgeous wife, two grown children, and a couple of grand-babies running around. It was a good life."
"So, what kind of portal did he conjure?" Pru'skila asked, intrigued.
Galen shrugged. "No clue. I don't know anything about magic. Miranda..." he paused and cleared his throat before continuing. "Miranda was going to continue her father's research for me on the grounds that I focus on saving the world until she could make it work without killing anyone."
"What did it look like to you?" the queen asked, equally intrigued.
"Um, round," he said. "With swirling colors of blue and red."
"When you got closer to it, did the swirling increase?" the queen asked.
"Yes," Galen said, his heart hammering in his chest. "It swirled around so fast the whole thing turned purple. How did you know?"
"Our ancestors mentioned the same thing," she said. "It was said we are not from this world either. We have ancient texts in Dragonmount that talk about a portal that only a select few could see. Upon entering the portal, they lost their original draconic form and transformed into something completely new in this world. According to legend, we were never able to morph in our world."
"This is amazing news!" Galen said. "Do these texts say anything about how to duplicate the spell?"
"I'm not sure," The queen replied thoughtfully. "There'd have to be certain components required-" she cut off as Galen abruptly stood and took off running.
They watched him go and a few minutes later he came back with a scroll of parchment. He handed the scroll to the queen and said, "Does that look familiar?"
She opened it and read the contents. "I can't be sure," she said. "I'd have to-"
"Do it," Galen said, interrupting her in his excitement. "Please. Whatever you have to do to figure out the spell I beg you to do it. Devote all your available time."
"Lord Galen," the queen said. "I'm not familiar with this type of magic. It could take years, decades even for me to unlock its secrets."
"I'll take whatever I can get," he said. "Please. I just want to go home."
"We don't have time for that right now anyway," Pru'skila interjected. "The empire is on their way here. They'll be here within a few days at most."
"What!?" Galen and Lucinda cried out together.
"At least a thousand men," the queen said. "Maybe more. About a hundred or so have split off from the main army to head in what seems like this direction, but for the most part, they are headed to Redd."
"Fuck," Galen said. "Get a message to Lillian," he ordered Lucinda. "Have her martial the army but put them on standby."
"Already on it, my lord," Lucinda said as she was walking away. "Wait, why on standby?"
"Because we're going to try to broker a treaty before bloodshed," he replied. "I don't want anyone to die if they don't have to."
"As you will, my lord," Lucinda said and left.
"May I ask why you didn't tell me this from the beginning?" Galen asked.
The women shrugged. "Dragons don't usually interfere in the affairs of humans," the queen replied.
Galen sighed. ["Well, Gertrude?"] he asked his goddess. ["Got any bright ideas?"]
["I should cut your dick off for that one. That one's even more atrocious than the last one,"] she said, curtly.
["Well, if you continue to refuse to tell me your name, I'm just going to have to make one up for you,"] he replied.
["Fine,"] she said. ["Prissy is right. You are a stupid human."] She giggled. ["My name is Rebecca."]
Galen visibly started. "Are you alright, my lord?" the queen asked.
"Uh, yeah, sorry," he said. "Bear with me a moment as I think about what to do."
["Decent cover,"] Rebecca said.
["So, Rebecca, eh?"] he asked.
["Yes, yes. That's my name. Don't wear it out and all that jazz,"] she said snarkily. ["As to if I have any ideas, yes, but they're pretty much in the same line as what you're thinking of doing. Only don't bring the armies out of both castles. Let one of the dragons do your work here while you murder the hell out of a thousand men in Redd."]
["How exactly am I supposed to do that?"] he asked.
["It's not going to be easy,"] she replied. ["I'll need a few days to get up enough power so you don't die, and you'll pass out as soon as it's over. You'll also need a few days to recover afterward, but it's... doable."]
["Great,"] he said sarcastically. ["I get the baby goddess on my side while they have a whole fucking army."]
She smacked him on the back of the head. ["I really can let you die, you know."]
["Yup, and maybe I'll get to go back home if I do,"] he replied with an internal grin.
["You're an idiot,"] she said. ["Outline your plan with them once Lucinda gets back and then take her out somewhere for lunch. She's earned a little pampering while you explain why you left her high and dry last night."]
["Wouldn't I have left her high and wet?"] he asked, grinning.
["You're horrible!"] she replied with a screech. ["It took her most of the night to come down from that."]
["I meant wet as to her being in the tub,"] Galen said, grinning wider.
["Oh. You. I played right into that one,"] she said. ["Got a trickle of power from it, too. Good one."] She slapped him on the butt and he winced.
["How the hell can you do that if I'm sitting down!?"] he asked, wanting to rub his stinging backside.
["Goddess,"] she said playfully.
Lucinda came back into the room then. "Messenger away, my lord," she said.
"Good," he replied. "Here's the plan."
Once he outlined his plan he looked at Pru'skila. "Priscilla, can you change your hair color to something more human-looking?"
She rolled her eyes at him. "We tell you we can transform into any..." He looked at her pointedly and she just sighed and said, "Yes."
"Good, do that on the day we meet their army," he ordered. "Lucinda, can you see to the accommodations of our guests?"
"Certainly, my lord," she replied. "While I'm busy with that, you can look over the candidates for Lord Steward."
"No need," he said. "I think I have the perfect candidate. While you're getting our guests settled in, have a couple of guards go below and collect the thief Beyron. Have him cleaned up and brought before me after lunch."
"My lord?" she asked.
"Call it a hunch," he said.
"As you will, my lord," she said and escorted the two dragons out of the great hall.
Galen turned to walk toward his chambers but the two Drakken were right behind him. "Whoa," he said, almost running into one of them. Ula, he thought it was. "Hey, there," he said and almost reached out to touch the creature on its snout but hesitated. "I'm going to my chambers to roll up into a ball and cry. What are you two going to do?"
As if in answer, they both moved into position to either side of him. He spoke to Rebecca as he walked. ["So, want to tell me why I can't tell anyone about you other than that I have a goddess?"]
["It's a... power thing,"] she said. ["The more people that know about me without serving me the more my power diminishes."]
["So if I told people about you I might not have won the arm wrestle with Priscilla?"] he asked.
["It's possible but unlikely,"] she said. ["You just wouldn't have won it so easily. I doubt you could tell that many people about me that would make you a weakling like everyone else."]
["You underestimate my ability to royally fuck things up, goddess,"] he said.
["Eh, maybe so, but think of it like this. Do you remember that vampire movie from back home? The one where the fledgling vampires were so strong they could easily kill a seasoned vampire with one hand?"] she asked.
He said, ["God that movie sucked. Ellie loved it, though, so I endured it."]
["I know!"] she said. ["Vampires don't sparkle!"] She laughed. ["Anyway, it's kinda like that. I'm a fledgling goddess with an immense amount of power as long as no one knows about me. Until I can get a temple and a priest with a decent amount of followers, I'll only have a certain amount of power to give out."]
["So it's more like a business,"] he said. ["You start out with a certain amount of revenue and as long as you stay stagnant with a few assets here and there the better off you are. But once you start to grow and expand, you take risks by investing capital into other ventures to increase your revenue."]
["I never thought of it like that, but yeah,"] she said. ["As long as you're the only one that knows about me, you're unstoppable. But eventually, you'll have to start telling people about me. Lucinda, for instance."]
He paused outside his door. His new guardians took up positions to either side of his door and sat, ever vigilant, like guardian dragons. ["I wish I could tell her about you if I'm going to marry her,"] he said. ["I don't want to see anyone else I get close to die."]