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Galen whistled in appreciation as the castle came into view. It wasn't as extravagant as he expected but it was still really cool to see. It was a simple castle with four walls and a tower at each corner. It even had a moat! "What sort of creature do you have in the moat?" Galen asked, excited as a school boy.
"Crocodilian," Miranda answered. "They don't have castles where you're from?"
"Yeah, sure," he replied. "But they're more old relics than common dwellings. We all live in houses now."
"And your nobles?" she asked. "They live in houses as well?"
"Well, no," Galen said. "The part of the world I'm from doesn't have nobles. We have elected officials to govern us."
"Hmm," she said. "Sounds barbaric."
"Better than being governed by one man who has no accountability for his actions," he replied. "Sure, it's not perfect, but what society is?"
"There is that," she agreed then stopped in her tracks. They were halfway across the field from the castle when Galen saw a small entourage approaching the castle gates. "No no no no, it's too soon!" she said almost in a whine.
"What's too soon?" he asked. "Who are they?"
"Emissaries from the Emperor," she answered. "Come to take me to be part of his harem."
"What!?" Galen almost shouted and she shushed him.
"Quiet!" she forcibly whispered as they hunkered down in the tall grass. The fading light of the setting sun helped them to remain unseen from the almost quarter mile distance between them and the castle gates. It also helped that they were coming up from behind and at and angle to the approaching emissaries. She looked up into his eyes. "I need a favor from you, Galen," she said, determined.
"Uh, what favor?" he asked.
"You need information on this world," she said. "I will give it to you if you marry me."
"What!?" he said, startled.
"Right now," she said, groping at his arms.
"What!?" he said again. "What...why?"
"Because if you don't, you'll never succeed in your quest," she said, trying to convince him.
"Yeah, but, I'm already married!" he protested. Was this woman nuts? She didn't act like she was crazy but the notion that she'd want to marry a man she just met like this out of the blue was outlandish even in Disney level proportions.
"Not in this world, you're not," she objected. "Please, Galen, I know it's a lot to ask..."
"You're damn right it's a lot to ask," he said. "Marriage is a sacred ritual between a man and a woman."
"You mean a man and women," she corrected.
"Huh?" he said, shaking his head. "Women? As in the plural form?"
"So, you are educated," she said and popped her head above the grass to look in the direction of the castle. "Blast, they heard us. Listen, if I had another course of action I would certainly take it but this is the only course of action available to me. Young women of this world that are not married by adulthood are forcibly taken from their homes and made to serve the emperor by giving him children. I want more than anything for that not to happen."
"Fuck," Galen said. "Are you serious?"
"Yes!" she said in hushed tones. "Now, please, do you agree?"
"I can't!" he said. "I'm already married and my wife will kill me if she finds out I've married another woman in this world!"
"What if I told you I will devote all my study and resources to making the spell work to take you home?" she asked with pleading eyes.
"I heard it coming from this direction, my lord!" they heard a man's voice say from a short distance away.
"Ugh!" Galen said. "Fine. What do I have to do? Give you a ring or something?"
"Lay with me," she answered and started to hike her robes and dress up.
"What!? Here!? NOW!?" he protested incredulously.
"They will want proof of consummation," she said hurriedly.
"That's it?" Galen said, and she nodded. "Just proof of consummation, nothing else?"
"Yes," she hissed. "Now hurry!"
"And they'll only test you for this proof?" Galen asked, an idea forming. "Not me?"
"Yes!" she answered. "Please!? They're getting closer!"
Galen heard the loud voices getting closer and made his decision. "We don't have to...er...lay together. You're a virgin, right?" he asked.
"I've never lain with a man, if that's what you're asking," she said, then yelped slightly as he darted his hands toward her legs. "What are you doing? Take off your trousers!"
"Trust me, Miranda," he said with an easy smile. She looked at him skeptically but did nothing when his hands trailed up the supple flesh of her legs. They found the innermost parts of her thighs and she winced slightly as his hands expertly rubbed across her sex. "You okay?" he asked.
"Yes," she answered. "Just...uh...do...whatever it is you're going to do."
"Yes, milady," he said, grinning. He began rubbing her womanhood softly and twirled his fingers through her ample pubic hair, tugging on it gently. She let out an involuntary whimper as the middle finger of his right hand found her clit and softly began circling it.
"What...mmmm...are you...ohhh...doing?" she asked in a breathy moan. He trailed his finger down to her opening and felt how wet she was. He was honestly surprised and paused for a moment. "Why did you stop?" she asked.
"Sorry," he said and kept going. "It's just that I just now realized you're not wearing any panties."
"What are pan-tees?" she asked confused as he gently inserted his finger into her opening and barely got past the first knuckle when he found what he was looking for.
"Undergarments," he said as he smiled up at her and poked tentatively at her hymen. "This might hurt a bit. Ready?"
"Yes," she nodded, biting her bottom lip in an adorable fashion, and couldn't keep the hitch out of her breath as he stuck a second, then a third finger into her opening.
"I'm going to punch through it to break it in three, two, one," he said then jammed his fingers into her canal. Her hymen broke immediately and she cried out. He grunted as well, but just to keep up with the illusion in case anyone heard. He pulled his fingers slowly out of her and just as a precaution put his hand in his trousers and rubbed some of the blood and her juices on his penis.
He abruptly stood, then, and held out his hand to her with a wide smile on his face. He noticed out of the corner of his eyes the men searching for them were only about a dozen feet away. "Are you alright, my love?" he asked as Miranda composed herself.
She took his offered hand and let him help her stand as she planted a wide, excellently masked post-coitus smile on her face. Oh, she was a devious one. "Oh, I couldn't be more happy!" she exclaimed as she melted into his embrace.
"Oy!" a man's voice called out to him. "You there! Where is the Lady Miran-"
The man's voice stopped abruptly when Miranda popped into view and embraced Galen. "Hmm," she hummed dreamily. "Yes?" she said to the man as she looked up into Galen's eyes.
"Er...milady," the man stammered. "I was sent...I mean...the emissary."
"Yes, the emissary," Miranda said, still smiling up at Galen. Then, she looked at the man with a pointed expression. "Please inform him that he no longer has to worry himself with such trivial matters as to my welfare. My husband will see to those duties from this moment on."
"Er, milady," the man started but Miranda cut him off.
"Now, if you don't mind," she said. "we would like to carry on with our honeymoon."
"Er...I mean...yes, milady," the man stammered as Galen and Miranda walked past him toward the castle.
Arriving at the gates hand-in-hand, they were immediately let through. They had talked on the way in hushed tones so as not to be overheard, Miranda telling him about the surrounding lands and cities so he could come up with a decent backstory when interrogated by the emissary. And interrogated he was.
The emissary was, for lack of a better term, a behemoth of a man three times the size of Galen in girth and a good head shorter. He had a bald pate, beady, scrutinous eyes, and a nose so long and pointy you could ski off of it. He barely fit into the chair provided for him in the throne room and had to have four men help him squeeze out of it when he was done. He was an unscrupulous interrogator, though.
Galen was asked in detail about his home of Prax on the southern coast. Miranda had instructed him to use that city as his home because it was the least known city in the region. Seemingly satisfied, the emissary had huffed annoyingly when he was done. Next, he ordered Miranda's handmaids to check her for proof of consummation.
"And where is the writ of marriage?" the emissary haughtily asked when her proof of consummation was verified.
"If you'll pardon, Lord Albrecht," Miranda said in perfect political candor. "My father had it in his personal lock box in his room, which is magically sealed. It will take some time for me to weave through the spell to retrieve it."