Sorry, but this chapter has very little sex in it. It's mostly plot, but it is necessary. Quick warning, but there is what is essentially a sexual assault, which I am uncomfortable making sexy. Hence the lack of sexy shenanigans. But the next chapter will compensate for this!
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The main camp of the invading orc forces was not hard to find. At the center of it was an impossibility: a fully built tower of black stone, rising hundreds of feet over the trampled plains. The setting sun was glinting off of its glassy finish, giving it a gold aura.
The tower itself looked old, the stones marred by age and weathering. It was a complicated collection of jagged spurs and outcrops, balconies, ramparts and small towers within towers, the whole giving the feel of a broken crystal rather than a place ever inhabited by any human being. Which of course, it wasn't. Within it were the Lizard Priests of Mu, their minds as alien as their bodies.
Surrounding the tower was a vast horde of orcs. Tents were set up in wobbly rows, straight lines fading into chaos the further away from the tower they were. Smoke rose from the thousands of small fires dotted around the camp. Here and there the rough grid was broken by enclosures where giant four legged lizards roamed. Dinosaurs, thought Val. Those were fucking dinosaurs.
Near the enclosures were the tents of the lizard soldiers. Those were crisp and neat, the tents made of colorful fabric, the lizard encampments like neat jewels thrown in the muddy sea of brown orckish tents.
Our four heroes scrambled back from their vantage point behind a crest of rock.
"That's a lot of orcs," said Bear.
Bruno mooed sadly in agreement.
"We have to get in that tower, that's got to be where the minotaurs are," said Val, determined.
Gracius was just silent, scratching his head, looking dejected.
"Yes, but how? Walk through the camp?" He replied. " Even with the cover of night there is no way we can make it unnoticed."
A silent settled over them.
"Where are the cows?" Asked Bear, suddenly.
"What do you mean?" Said Val.
"To make minotaurs, you get a god to fuck some cows and get them pregnant. So where are the cows? Did they stop making minotaurs?"
"Why would they," snorted Gracius.
"Exactly," said Bear, "so where are the cows? In that tower? Does that look like the kind of place you keep cows?"
They all scrambled back up to the rocky ridge. The tower, they all agreed, did not look like an appropriate location for a heard of cows. For one, it was narrow, without a large gate or central courtyard. They scrambled back down.
It was Bear who spoke up first.
"I will go scouting in the morning. I can travel fastest alone. There might be another camp, maybe a few days travel behind this one, somewhere where they feel safe and protected, even without their main forces."
"Sounds reasonable," said Gracius. "I don't like the idea of you traveling alone, though."
"Then Val can come with me, I can carry her with no problem. You and...Bruno.." he said, with a small hint of disdain, still, "can hide in the forest away from the main camp."
Gracius looked over at Val. She shrugged in agreement.
"Sounds as reasonable a plan as any, " sighed Gracius. "We don't have a lot of time though, we have to do something before this army reaches our woods."
"Three days, at most. If we don't find anything by this time two day hence, we will come back and meet you."
"Your math is off, my friend." Chuckled Gracius darkly.
"No, it's not," he said flatly.
Gracius and Val both looked at the young centaur. He had matured in the last week. Facing them was no longer the youngest member of his hunting troop, but a centaur warrior.
Gracius finally shrugged.
"Whatever you say. Let's make camp. We are losing light and you will need your strength for tomorrow."
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Val jumped on Bear's back and they were off. The sun had barely started to brighten the sky, leaving Gracius and Bruno in the darkness of a cleft of rock.
Gracius watched his friends gallop away, a tight knot in his belly. He didn't like this, not one bit. He shook off the bad feeling, patting Bruno on his massive arm.
"it's just the two of us now, " he said, "better rest. When they come back I have a feeling there won't be much sleep anymore."
Bruno settled against a rock and snorted, questioning.
"They'll be fine," answered Gracius. "They'll be fine."
Gracius walked up to the stony ridge to see what the orc army was up to, and to prevent Bruno from seeing the doubt in his eyes.
The tower had moved. The tower was in the process of moving. Gracius had to look twice to make sure that his eyes were seeing correctly. The orc army had broken camp and had started marching towards the distant forest. Behind the rough columns of orcs, the tower itself followed.
The base of the tower was a blur of movement. Gracius finally saw what was happening; the square blocks of black stone at the base of the tower were flipping over repeatedly, hundreds of them rotating and turning like square wheels, their combined motion smoothly pushing the tower forward.
That was powerful magic, thought Gracius, unlike anything he had seen before.
The tower left behind it a wide track of churned earth, a track that reached behind it for miles, broad and flat and brown. It would be easy to follow it back.
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Val was hanging on to Bear's waist, her chest pressed against his back, her legs tight around his horse flanks. The ground was flashing by under his hooves as the centaur galloped over the broken ground. Val was impressed at the agility with which he avoided the rocks and small shrubs that were scattered around the plain. Between her naked thighs she could feel his great horse heart pumping with steady strength.
After what felt like hours, the centaur stopped as they crested a low hill. Before them was the vast dry plain that lead, eventually, to the ocean. A broad streak of disturbed ground marked where the orckish army had marched.
Val stood on Bear's back, her hands resting on his shoulders for stability. She looked around, shielding her eyes from the sun with her hand. The landscape looked familiar somehow, as if she knew where she was, had been here before.
"Do you see anything?" She asked Bear.
"Just the tracks of the army. No sign of cows, or even of minotaurs," he replied. "We must go further, I guess."
"Hold on," said Val, squeezing his shoulder. "There's just this dry plain from here on out, right?"
Bear nodded.
"That's no place for cows...you'd need grass, or hay, lots of it. There's nothing here," she said sweeping a hand across the barren landscape.
She had a strong intuition that they were going the wrong way. The way forward just felt wrong.
"If you had a herd of cows, where would you go to feed them? Some nice pasture, right?" She continued.
"The hills of Gnome's Reach. Or the Endless Plains, but those would be too far. The foothills of the Broken Teeth..." Bear started saying, but Val suddenly interrupted him.
"The Broken Teeth, that's where they are," she said, somehow certain.
"How do you know?" asked Bear, turning his head to look up at her.
"I just do..." she replied.
He paused for a moment. She had proven often enough that she had some strange connections to spirits. And it's not like he had a better idea. He started moving towards the range of mountains in the distance, the Broken Teeth, slowly picking up speed as he crossed the trail of mangled earth left by the orcs.
Val sat back down, holding on to Bear, becoming more and more certain that they were traveling in the right direction.