1,570 AQ β TANGLEWOOD, A TOWN ON THE CONTINENT CORINA.
Ulily was talking politics again. Grun's ale
always
did that to him, making post-patrol nightcaps at the Have Another alehouse especially grueling for Nard.
"Heads up their asses, the whole
lot of em
!" Ulily bellowed, slamming his mug on the table. "I'll tell you this
(hic)
tell you this right now. Next elections, I vote for the
opposite
who I want to win. Cuz every
(hic)
damned time I cast a vote, it's
always (hic)
always
opposite who I pick
!"
Grun scrunched his green Orcish face, growled in disapproval, and continued serving drinks.
Nard was always embarrassed when his Commander got sloshed in this manner, but understood Ulily's reasoning. Tanglewood's Central Hub had recently ratified a decision to cut the Shadow Patrol's budget by 20%. The mayor had only seemed half-convinced when he stated the reasoning.
"Shadows are
lessening
, he says," Ulily grumbled. "The Shadows are as
damned thick
as they were when the Chaos Demon was dragged under the water. They're as
(hic)
thick as when I was a brat in training clothes, as when the mayor was preened off his mama's tits.
20% of a budget cut
? He'll see. He'll see when we're stuck in the thick, surrounded by thirty Narangorn with dead batteries in our broken Kickers. When his precious town's overrun by Shadowspawn and his whores are screaming for mercy in the dark of his suite, he'll, he'll see."
Ulily took a sip and gently lowered his mug. His sudden silence gave Nard, Pre, Legi and Ocolla hope that there wouldn't be an incident.
That hope was fleeting because Vae was equally knocked.
"Why don't you shut up about Narangorn?" Vae whined.
"
Excuse me
?" Ulily barked. "You'd do well to watch your tongue when speaking to your Commander,
boy
."
Vae
would
, except he was drunk. "No damned Narangorn in this part of the country. Hell, Narangorn don't even
exist
anymore."
Nard and Ocolla exchanged a worried glance. They knew what was coming.
"No Narangorn..." Ulily made a show of scooting his chair until he was inches from Vae's face.
"I apologize, Vae. Y'see, these old ears ain't what they used to be and I get confused. Believe you said something about no Narangorn?"
"That's
exactly
what I said," Vae clarified, too wasted to back down from Commander Ulily's attempted intimidation. "It takes an
especially dire
Shadow to produce Narangorn."
Ulily grinned a passive-aggressive grin. "Boy, I've seen Shadows of the
direst
. I ever tell you the story? About why I transβ"
"βyeah,
yeah
, you told us
all
the story!" Vae snapped.
Ulily pointed an intrusive finger. "
Boy
...I am
eleventy paces
past tolerance of your disrespect!"
Grun looked up again. One suspicious eye expanded.
"
Fifteen of my Mates died that night
," Ulily continued. "The godsdamned Narangorn surrounded us without a twig snap, and then I was covered in my Mates' blood. Now you look me in the eye, boy. You
look me in the eye and you tell me Narangorn don't exist
!"
"Piss off with that stink Orcish ale breath," Vae retorted. "It was your own incompetency, you drunken old straggler."
Ulily's chair seemed to fall of its own accord. The Commander jumped up, sending his mug crashing to the floor.
"
THAT'S IT!
" he yelled. He readied his fists. Vae did the same.
"No, that is it for
YOU
!" a raspy voice boomed. Grun was closing in on their table.
"I
warned you
," the towering, muscular humanoid growled, baring his Orcish fangs. "I granted you leniency to return here in exchange for good behavior.
Piss in my eyes
, will you!?
Out
! The same goes for the rest of you!
Go
!
Get
!"
Nard would sooner swallow a Stinger battery than argue with an Orc. The others shared the same sentiment. They began to leave.
Ulily was not done.
"Let me remind you who I
am
." Ulily was reeling on drunken legs. "I am Commander of the Shadow Patrol's Eastern Wingspan, answering only to the Chief! And an
Orc
orders me around!"