~~~ Chapter Notes ~~~
This piece is part of a series. The story will make more sense if you read it from start to finish.
All of the chapters in this series have been completed. They are submitted to Literotica as a bundle. They should appear at a rate of one per day.
Story note: I've done my best to simulate the accents of the individuals that Kevin meets. It's written the way it is so that you'll "hear" their speech - more than reading it.
~~~ Chapter 2 - Cross Fae'd ~~~
I arose, the next morning, to find Leotie still human-sized. I snuggled her gorgeous naked body against my own - waking her up in the process.
"Sorry," I whispered. "I didn't mean to wake you. I just can't get over waking up with you beside me."
Her musical giggle brightened the room more than it already was.
She kissed me lustily and then announced, "We should feed the hens."
Weird.
I stole one more kiss and then climbed over her body to leave the bed. She reached down and grasped my semi-rigid prick - caressing my balls as she looked into my eyes - milking me two or three times as she did.
"I really have to pee," I told her.
Her naughty giggle had me wanting to see if I could give her attention before taking care of my bladder - but my bladder was most insistent.
I groaned and slipped out of her grasp.
I pulled some shorts on, slipped out of the trailer, and headed for my crudely-constructed latrine.
I returned to the camper - to meet Leotie coming out of the door - wearing one of my T-shirts and a pair of my shorts.
I suddenly realized that she didn't have any human-sized clothes. I was going to need more money ...
Although ... she looks pretty fucking amazing in my clothes .. especially without a bra ...
She grabbed my hand and practically dragged me towards the chicken coop. She already had the egg-basket in her hand.
What the fuck?
She handed me the basket and went to dish out the grain to the waiting hens.
As usual, only a handful of the nests had eggs. As I passed one of the empty nests, I noticed something gleaming at the bottom - yellow and a little shiny - if unpolished. I picked it up.
It was about half the size of my fingertip. I had seen pyrite before - fool's gold. This didn't look like pyrite to me. It almost looked like ... I brought it to my mouth and bit down on it - it gave.
Gold?!
I glanced in a few more of the empty nest and ended up with four little nuggets. I tucked them into the palm of the hand that was holding the basket and exited the coop.
"What did you find?" Leotie asked, as I emerged.
There was nothing but eggs and a basket visible in my hand. It seemed VERY unusual for her to ask that question about eggs.
I decided to give her a little test.
"Eggs," I answered.
"Oh ... good," she said, turning away quickly.
I would swear that she's up to something ...
She told the hens 'goodbye' and came to catch my free hand. She walked with me - back to the camper.
"Could you take the basket inside," I asked her. "I'm going to grab an onion for the scramble."
"Sure," she said.
I handed off the basket and secreted the four mysterious nuggets into my pocket.
I went to the garden, found an onion that was ready, and pulled it.
As I headed back for the camper, I tried to figure out how I was going to test these things - to see if they were really gold - without letting Leotie know that I'd found more than eggs in the nests - although I was becoming more and more sure that she already knew I'd found something unusual.
I pulled out my phone and did a quick search. Simple tests were the malleability one that I'd already done (by biting on it), a water one (to see if it floats or sinks), and a test with a magnet (gold is not magnetic). There were tests to see if a ring was real gold - but that wasn't what I wanted. I also didn't want to drag it over a coarse tile to peel off shavings. If these were real, I wanted ALL of the weight I could get! The last test was density. For that, I'd need to measure mass and volume. Volume I could probably handle - but I didn't have a dietary scale - just the bathroom one - and that wasn't going to be precise enough. Mom had a dietary scale though. I'd have to wait.
Fuck it!
I signed into my online shopping app, found a cheap graduated cylinder - and a dietary scale with good ratings for precision and reliability - and ordered them. They'd be here in two days. We didn't leave until the day after.
I walked into the trailer, washed my hands, and dug into the utensil drawer to get what I needed to make the eggs. I also slipped the nuggets into the corner of the drawer - where they'd be safe and out of sight.
I got breakfast fixed and ran my eyes back over my hot new girlfriend - who'd look even hotter if she wasn't wearing my clothes ...
I searched around until I found a pair of knock-off Crocs that I used for shower shoes.
"Try these on your feet," I told Leotie.
"What are they?" she asked.
"Shoes - like moccasins - but shittier," I told her. "We need to run to DG and I'm not sure they'll let you in without shoes. I don't have a cloth measuring tape and I'm not sure you want me measuring your delicate bits with the tape from my toolbox. I need to order you some clothes, but I need your size first."
"I only understood about half of that," she said, smiling brightly.
"Come on, gorgeous," I said. "We're going for your first car ride."
I drove to Welch and pulled off of Highway 10, into the Dollar General. With a little help from my friendly neighborhood Spiderman ... er ... store employee ... I found the tiny "sewing section". I had to buy a combo-pack - with a hundred things I didn't want - just to get the tape. I tore a corner open, pulled the tape out, and set the package on the shelf.
"You have to pay for that," the employee - who'd returned to check on me - declared.
"I got it," I said. "If you want me to buy a few more things, I need to measure this little lady. Could I get the key for the bathroom?"
"Uh ... sure."
Although he said 'sure', Spiderman wasn't sure about me anymore - but he was curious enough to follow me to the front of the store with my suspect merchandise. I laid the 'sewing kit' on the checkout counter and pulled Leotie towards the bathroom.
The key didn't work in the men's room. I looked at it. Women's.
Okay ... Whatever. Guess I DID say I was measuring HER.
Leotie and I slipped into the bathroom, and I had a perfectly good excuse to see her fabulous breasts - and then measure them - which required touching.
It took a lot longer than I had estimated to get an accurate measurement. I had to try SEVERAL times, repeatedly. She wouldn't stop moving - mostly because I was squeezing her wondrous tit-flesh instead of getting her measured.
Once her chest was properly evaluated, I moved quickly to her waist. Since she was already topless, I insisted that she lose the shorts as well. No use risking an imprecise assessment by trying to use the tape while she was wearing my shorts. I got a MUCH more accurate number this way. I was also now sporting a massive hard-on.
She pouted when I told her to get dressed.
Had I not been positive that Spiderman was standing outside of the door, listening to us - and no doubt already pissed about how long we were taking - I would have pressed Leotie to the wall of that bathroom and fucked the hell out of her.
Leotie got dressed, I contemplated mortgage rates to get my penis to wilt, and we were finally able to leave the women's room.
Spiderman took the key from me and handed it to the 400-pound woman with a nasty scowl on her face who smelled like she'd already been waiting too long to get the key. I hurried my hot little girlfriend away and determined to be gone from the store before Brunhilda reappeared.
(My apologies if your mother's name is Brunhilda. Hopefully, she's never been anywhere near the DG in Welch, Oklahoma.)
Quickly, before I could forget all of the important numbers that I'd spent those many minutes gathering, I tore open a package of pens (further irritating Spiderman) and scribbled the digits on ... well ... my digits. 36, 22, and 34.
We moved to the underwear aisle, and I grabbed a pack of sports bras and a pack of panties. I had the granny panties in my hand but I just couldn't do it. There was no Hello Kitty - with the little bow - in stock. That was going to have to be an online purchase. That - and fishnet stockings, by God.