Escape from Altera
[Note: This is not a "sexy story". It is a mix of WW II "The Great Escape" and Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's "The Gulag Achipelago"... set in outer space)
Chapter 6: Back in the Boots
But before escape, one must think of survival. I was no longer in danger of working myself to death. I was able to sell construction supplies to buy myself supplemental food, but the job was getting riskier and less profitable. The guards were demanding higher and higher bribes for looking the other way when I stole equipment, and some guards wouldn't be bribed. If I was discovered by one of them, I would be sent to a cold cell, or even worse.
So I needed a better job. I had arrived in the spring and snow was still on the ground. In fact, snow was still on the ground year around on most of the planet, and we were in the northern hemisphere. As spring turned to summer and summer turned to fall, I knew that my meager prison clothes would not be sufficient for the brutal winter. Kerensky told me that winter days were routinely below -10 Fahrenheit, and with the wind chill felt something like -40.
"How do people survive that?" I asked.
"They don't," said Kerensky. "Unless they're well dressed." He looked me up and down, and shook his head. I was wearing old prison clothes over my fleet jacket. My fleet jacket was nice but wasn't meant to protect me from subzero temperatures. Similarly my two pairs of pants--fleet issue and prison issue--were even more inadequate. I still had the slashed workshoes on my feet, with inadequate rags underneath those. The only bright spot were the gloves my mother sent me.
I had been spending most of my increasingly meager black market gembles on food, but obviously I had to turn my attention to other matters. But the price of black market clothes or furs was exorbitant; if I saved all the money I was making and didn't spend any of it on food, maybe in about six months I could afford a fur jacket. But by that time winter would be passed, and so would I.
So I had to get something warmer, now.
I asked Kerensky for advice.
"You could capture an animal and skin it," he said, with a small smile.
"Ha ha," I said. "Now, a real answer, please."
"You need better job, Idaaho," said Kerensky.
"Can you..."
Kerensky shook his head. "Have no influence anywhere good. "
"But you work in word processing-"
"Straw boss hates me, from other faction. May be kicked out soon," said Kerensky. Everyone, it seemed, had troubles.
So what was I to do? "Could I get a job in the kitchen?" I could sell food that I could swipe from the kitchen; not only that, but I would have a lot more to eat!
Kerensky gave a big laugh. "That is most coveted job, Idaaho."
I was silent for a moment. Kerensky seemed to be thinking too. Finally, he said, "I have idea."
I looked enquiringly at him.
"Garbage detail."
"Garbage detail?" I said.
"Is not easy job to get, but may be possible," said Kerensky.
"Why would anyone want to work on garbage detail?"
"Not just garbage detail, officer's garbage detail," said Kerensky.
"What's the difference?"
Kerensky gave me a foolish-you look. "Even here, officers throw out many things in garbage that have value. Sometimes even scraps of food. You can use, sell to get better clothing."
"How would I get this job?"
"Is very difficult. Must bribe garbage officer, and straw boss in charge of garbage detail."
"How do I do that?" I asked.
Kerensky shrugged. "You must find way."
I decided to tackle the straw boss first. A fellow prisoner, he might be easier to bribe. I needed his approval not merely to get a job on the garbage detail but to get a job in the specific part of the garbage detail that dealt with picking up the officer's garbage.
The straw boss was a woman. This was not uncommon, though there were more men than women in the camp. Her name was Mirya. I approached her, told her what I wanted.
"You are the Richman," she said suspiciously.
"Yes," I said, not eager to bargain the point.
"But I will not hold it against you," said Mirya. "I will give you assignment."
"Thanks."
"For only 500 gembles."
"500 gembles!" That was significantly more than what I had stored up.
"Working with officer trash is very prestigious job," said Mirya.
"I don't have 500 gembles."
"You are Richman," said Mirya, as if she expected I had brought a bank with me.
"Look at me, do you see any riches?" I said, indicating my shabby clothes.
Mirya did look at me, and her eyes narrowed. "Wait a minute. I remember something. You are Spaghetti?"
"Yes!" I said promptly. "Bugsy Spaghetti."
Mirya took a deep breath. "I am one of your biggest fans! Can you tell me when your next book coming out?"
"Uh, not for a while," I said. I was in a Slurian labor camp; what did she expect?
Mirya said, "I will let you have job, if you give autograph."
An autograph? "Sure."
"And 200 gembles, of course," said Mirya.
I nodded. I could barely afford that, but it was in the realm of the possible.
"Now, you know that job will cost 50 gembles a month."
"50 gembles?" I said. "Where am I supposed to get that?"
"From selling garbage."
"That's a lot to expect from garbage," I said. "Can't you take a smaller cut?"
Mirya looked disgusted. "I already do, Richman. I only get 10 gembles. Lieutenant Lakmanin gets the other 40."
Lakmanin. The Redcap in charge of the garbage detail. He's the one I had to go to next.
The only problem is that after paying Mirya the 200 gembles I would only have a handful of gambles left, not enough to pay any exorbitant bribe that Lakmanin would demand.
This time I resolved to do things the smart way. Before I approached Lakmanin I spread a few gembles around to learn about him. It turns out that Lakmanin wasn't exactly a happy Redcap officer.
Well, to put it more broadly, very few Redcaps were happy. That was partially because of their natural disposition--after all, what kind of Slurian joins the Loyalty Police? But with Lakmanin there was a more specific source of his unhappiness. The gossip I heard was that he had falsely told his family, who was back home on Sluria, that he was in charge of a rocket defense platoon. They didn't know he was a prison guard on Altera. Evidently prison duty was not considered a very prestigious sort of assignment for the Redcaps.
But knowing this little tidbit and taking advantage of it was two different things. I spent several days in thought before I came up with a solution. I approached Lieutenant Lakmanin at a guard post one day, with a piece of paper in hand.
"Greetings, communitarian sir," I said, saying the proper words.
Lakmanin didn't even bother to glance at me. "Get out of here, scum."
"I was wondering if I could be of some assistance to you."
"There are no positions available on the garbage detail," said Lakmanin, sounding quite bored. I guess others had approached him before.
"Even if I could offer you something... unique?" I asked.
"What do you mean?" said Lakmanin, looking at me for the first time. "You're the Richman."
"Yes."
"Be warned that I have no interest in Bugsy Spagetti or anything else in your decadent League culture."
"I understand that," I said. "But perhaps there is a way I can help you."
"How?"
"I understand you're having some problems with your family-"
Lakmanin's blaster was drawn and pointed at me. Evidently I had approached the issue in an insufficiently sensitive way.
"Speak your next words most carefully, Richman," said Lakmanin.
"I... just thought your family might enjoy this..." I said, holding out a piece of paper, as I trembled. If this generated an unintended reaction....
Lakmanin snatched the paper with one hand, using the other to continue to point his blaster at me. He stared at the drawing and frowned. "What is this?"
He stared at the drawing. It was a detailed sketch of him, standing in front of a platoon of rocket troop.
"A portrait, sir," I said. "I understand that many prominent officers have them. This one shows you with the rocket troop."
A flicker of understanding spread across Lakmanin's face. "Your drawing skills... are somewhat impressive, Richman. How did you draw my face so well?"
I had obtained a copy of his likeness from Kantiprev. "From memory, sir."
"Hm," said Lakmanin, the wheels in his mind obviously turning. "But the inks you used are crude."
"If you get me access to a terminal, I can create a much better electropainted version for you," I said eagerly.
"Hm," said Lakmanin again. He considered.
I held my breath.
"Come with me," said Lakmanin.
He took me to an office and sat me down in front of a computer. "You have one hour," said Lakmanin, handing me the drawing. "If you attempt to gain access to our network, or fail to complete your task on time, you will be shot."