Prologue 1
Seventeen weeks ago
The first wave of arrows fell short, splashing into the water, giving us hope that we were out of range still and had time to react yet. The second wave flew over our heads and our still-furled sails, proving that they had only been ranging shots. The third wave was when the dying started.
By the sixth wave of impeccably fletched arrows only two of us were still standing: myself and the steersman, Knife-Hand Kerri. She'd got an arrow through her calf and another pinning her hand to the tiller but she was holding on like grim death. I saw that she was pulling us hard to port and figured she had nothing more planned than a doomed, panicked run, not that I had any better idea. Then I saw the fog bank.
I'd been fortunate thus far, having ducked beneath the lip of the railing before the arrows landed, but seeing what she had in mind, hiding wasn't an option if we wanted a hope of survival. I hefted the bosun's body above me as a shield, legs and back burning in protest at his weight, and managed a shuffling stumble over to the nearest rigging.
The Elven archers sighted in on me instantly, spotting the movement on the deck despite their craft being barely more than a smear on the horizon. Creepy point-eared bastards. "Thank ye yet again, Maro," I said to the corpse shielding me as arrows thunked into it repeatedly, for once grateful for my narrow shoulders. He was enough cover that I got to the rigging without being perforated and with a few quick twists the ropes were uncoiled.
The sails unfurled to catch the wind and our vicious little cutter bolted ahead with all the speed Captain Hallstern had so loved to boast about. Fast as the Grasping Wretch was, we'd never have managed to outrun the bloody point-ears, but not even they could shoot us in a fog bank. What we'd do when we came out of the fog, well, I was just happy to have enough of a future to have issues with it; I'd rather buy another hundred heartbeats with sweat and terror than lie down and die. Yet even as we plunged headlong toward the fog, I could swear that it was hurrying hungrily toward us as well.
Chapter 1
Today
Dawn broke on another glorious day. It found me in a bed that was not my own, and it wasn't the light that woke me but my own inherent restlessness. It's the one thing that I don't appreciate about the wizard's gift; it would be nice, now and again, to be able to just relax and rest.
I can't, though, and why focus on the negatives when there are so many delightful positives available? As I shifted, things resolved themselves in my blurry sight. I was looking down at my own muscled form, my cock awake before I was and urging me up, pointing eagerly at the ceiling. Each of my hands was slung around a shoulder and into a delightful softness, and to both sides my hips had lovely plump buttocks pressed up against them. The thick red braid on each head solved the puzzle, though they were facing away from me: the twenty-something twins who worked as the town's apothecaries, Marian and Maryanne.
I wasn't sure how I had gotten there. I knew I had decided to take the day off yesterday, to get thoroughly drunk at the town's single tavern, and clearly I had succeeded. But what had drawn me to the apothecary?
That was a concern for later. For the moment, I was awake and deep consideration was not part of the heroic makeup that had been imprinted upon me; action was. My tendency to just take whatever I wanted was in place well before that, of course, and right then, want didn't begin to cover it. What I needed was a fuck.
I sat up and took a moment to study the two redheads. They really were identical down to almost the smallest details; the small, upturned noses, the pointed chins with demure mouths, the light pink nipples on soft, heavy breasts and freckles that ran from their cheeks down across to their shoulders and chests. Marian, however, had a small mole on her left shoulder blade, and so I knew that it was Maryanne who I was using first that morning.