[Features: Invisibility, slime girl, body swap, and shapeshifting. Also a fourway.]
A slime girl, an invisible man, a shapeshifter, and a body swapper walk into a bar. It sounds like a joke, it is pretty funny, but for the barman now having to serve the very infamous group known politely as "Cacophony" and more unpolitely as "Chaos". They were anyone's worst nightmare. Sure, they were a decent adventuring team, often somehow completing great feats but it more seemed like the bumbling of a mad god more than anything on purpose. Usually with lots and lots of property damage. The barman was already examining his bar, wondering how long it would take to get back into business after it burned down. Each of the team of four were unique in their own way.
Kevin, the invisible man. Rumour has it that he was invisible long before he had ever met up with the rest of Cacophony. Anytime he has ever been asked about it he has always said "I just woke up that way." He was the only stabilizing force in the whole group. But that somehow just made it worse, like sound reverberating off a wall. The part that was currently bothering the barman was that he was a known nudist and if his bar survived he'd have to give that stool a thorough cleaning.
Malice, the slime girl. A rare sight, especially in these lands. Slime girls weren't common and most stories or things heard about them were foreign by nature. That they lived out in caves and tunnels or rare slime biomes or something. With only the occasional one showing up in swamps. Malice was a troublemaker through and through. Rambunctious, loud, energetic, often ignoring social norms, that sort of thing. She was the match that lit the fuse and the one the barman was watching the most. If there was gonna be any trouble, it'd start there.
Kaylie, the shapeshifter. No one knew their true form but they were often female, blonde, tall, and human. If there could be an odd one out of the group, surprisingly it'd be them. They weren't quiet but they weren't as crazy as malice. They seemed so incredibly normal at first glance but they had been here for half a glass and already they had turned into over a dozen different people for fun and mostly talked to malice about their last adventure.
Rionheart, the body swapper. Besides being a body swapper, they were most the adventurer like of all of them. A pure female berserker body. Big, handaxe to their side, tall, short cut hair, etc. The barman had seen a few female adventurers like that and it always reminded him of the women back where he grew up. No one did big and tough as well as orc women. But her ability was odd. He hadn't seen her use it yet but it seemed like she made frequent use of it during quests and missions. How putting someone else into that big and tough of a body was a good idea, he'd never know, but it had worked out so far it seemed.
The barman sighed, all of his patrons had already fled the second Cacophony had walked in. No one wanted to be caught up in their craziness. They had broken and destroyed more buildings than he had seen and while no accidents had happened yet, well, part of that was probably survival instinct. The flaming pig incident still had them banned from seven different cities alone. As he heard an argument between the four start to start up, he patted his bar, saying goodbye and looked at Kevin. Well, where he was sitting.
"Pull your own drinks. Pay me tomorrow. I'm going home."
"Absolutely." a voice said.
The barman walked away, sighing. Sometimes, Chaos comes for you.
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"I'm telling you! I'm the best shapeshifter!" Said a very drunk slime girl. Malice was boozed up the nines but the rest of her group was too so who cared! Well, maybe not Kevin but that just meant he needed more booze! But first...
"What are you talking about?! I'm literally a shapeshifter! I can become any person I want."
Kaylie was swaying and talking nonsense! How dare they!
