Emma's jump was perfectly timed, the hatch closing over streaming red locks of hair as her feet hit the corridor, the sound of the uncooperative stardrive now muffled as the silver-jumpsuit-clad buccaneer smoothly transformed her landing into a full-speed sprint towards the bridge.
"We'll be needing Plan B now!"
The walls around her rumbled as a third hit rocked the Silk Shadow. The first hit had taken down their shields, the second hit had accounted for the stardrive that Emma had just spent the last few minutes futilely trying to fix.
"Hopefully, Plan B didn't involve using the guns, because that hit just knocked them offline!" was the discouraging reply from the privateer's bridge.
Not that a pair of plasma railguns were (a) going to hold off the combined missile battery of the Dominator-class patrol cruiser currently sitting on their asses, or (b) be any threat to the cruiser's hull such that it might try and find easier prey elsewhere.
Emma arrived at the cramped bridge of the two-woman privateer and slid into the co-pilot's seat next to a black-haired, ebony-skinned beauty whose piercing green eyes could normally have had their way with any man, but were currently proving completely ineffectual against the misbehaving controls on her console.
Emma squinted at the viewscreen.
"Any chance of outrunning them at sublight speed?" she ventured, knowing the answer already but not wishing to face up to it just yet.
"The patrol cruiser? Maybe, if we're lucky and it's being piloted by some rookie fresh out of Academy. The squadron of starfighters its captain could easily deploy to chase us down instead? No way in hell."
The Silk Shadow shook again as a fourth blast came perilously close to separating the starboard thruster from the rest of the ship. "Jess!" Emma yelped, as she grabbed hold of the navigator's console and about eight different sensors started flashing critical alerts on a display overhead.
Emma steadied herself and then looked enquiring at her partner, Jessica. "Okay, okay, so what assets have we got?"
Jessica swung her controls hard to the right and was rewarded by the sight of two more missiles sailing past them harmlessly to the left on a rear viewscreen. Without taking her attention off the flight controls she quickly listed their remaining assets in what Emma thought was far too brief a statement for her liking.
"Three tractor-beam generators, for if we lose our minds and want to get closer to that cruiser, and two Turgenian laser pistols guaranteed to end the miserable world of whichever Imperial soldier pokes his head through the airlock first!"
"Great, and what about the miserable worlds of the nineteen other soldiers likely to follow the first schmuck through the airlock?"
Jessica shrugged. "I suspect their miserable worlds will continue to be miserable, only less so in comparison to what ours will become!"
"Not super encouraging there, Jess. And liabilities?"
"Well, there's this ship for starters!" Jess waved a hand at the controls and threw the now-sluggish ship into a series of manoeuvres that barely evaded the next wave of missiles. "And the fact that we're probably about two volleys away from becoming a rapidly expanding ball of space dust, and" at this point, Jessica took time out from muttering curses at her controls to throw an accusing stare at her red-haired alabaster-skinned partner, "the fact that you chose to broadcast that video of the duchess naked and tied spread-eagle to the table across six different inter-system channels!"
"We don't know that's why they're after us!" Emma started to protest, but Jessica just rolled her eyes.
"Yes, because, Empress Rochfelle is well-known for letting things like that slide." She retorted with what Emma felt was an unconstructive level of sarcasm.
"She had it co..." Emma tried to reply, but resulting cacophony of complaints from the alarms and sensors caused by a fifth explosion cut her off.
"... And if you're wondering what that flashing red light is that's fifth in from the left on the second row of that display," Jessica said with exaggerated calmness as she threw her arms up in the air, "that would be our sublight engines deciding they need a rest after a hard day's work and going on a break..."
Emma squared her shoulders determinedly and gave Jessica a fierce look that said, "They may seem to have us beat, but now they have to deal not just with stopping the Silk Shadow, but coming in here and dealing with the two most kick-ass, sharp-shooting, quick-witted buccaneer babes this side of the Rift!".
Reaching across to a compartment next to her seat, Emma retrieved a sleek, short-barreled laser pistol with one hand, while extending her other hand across to give Jessica's left shoulder a reassuring squeeze.
"We've got this!" Emma said, forcing bravado into her voice, as the sound of groaning metal echoed through the ship, signalling that the patrol cruiser had latched on to the Silk Shadow with its own tractor beam. "They're not going to know what hit 'em!"
****
"Just for the record," Jessica said dryly, as she experimented with the binds on her wrists and ankles that kept her arms and legs pinned to the chair in the interrogation room, "following up `You'll never take us alive you fuckers!' as they cut through the airlock with `Meep, we surrender!` at the first sign of an imperial suppression rifle poking through the hole, was one hell of a tonal shift..."
Emma clenched her jaw. "It was a strategic move to throw them off-guard!" Emma also twisted in her bindings but to no avail. "Besides, discretion is the better part of valour, and all of that."
Jessica looked down at her own body and then glanced quizzically at her best and only real friend in the Universe. Technically, the two women still cohabited with their jumpsuits in the same room, but distressingly and, perhaps more pertinently, undressingly, the jumpsuits were piled up neatly on a table to the side. Instead, the two women were left in bras and panties, bound with their legs open and facing a long mirror that undoubtedly had a viewing audience on the other side. "What a great time for you to learn about discretion!" Jessica mused. Emma's underwear was green while Jessica's was scarlet red, but both women felt a little blue about their current situation.
"Look, the Duchess had it coming, right?" Emma fired back. "She was being a bitch, and needed taking down a peg or two."
"Or three, or four, or..." Jessica interrupted airly, as Emma began to launch on a rant.
"You know what kind of woman she was! How she treated her subjects on Artion!" Emma fired up. "You're telling me she didn't deserve to be stripped of all her fancy finery, financed undoubtedly by funds from slave labour?!"
"Wasn't exactly the job we were hired for was it though? `Deliver the duchess to the rebels so she can be ransomed.`"
"We did deliver the duchess to the rebels! They did ransom her!" Emma protested.
"I think they were somewhat expecting her to be slightly more dressed upon delivery and slightly less broadcasted-to-the-entire Imperium-while-gagged-naked-and-bound before they'd had a chance to start ransom negotiations."
"Well, that's on them for not being more specific."
Jessica was about to retort when the doors to their room slid open with a sigh and a tall thin man dressed entirely in black and with a humourless smile entered, bringing his own chair which he placed on the floor in front of the semi-exposed women, the chair legs causing a shark clang to echo between the grey metal walls of the inhospitable interrogation room. The man folded himself into the seat, and his smile edged up a couple of levels in humourlessness as two dead eyes casually took a stroll up and down both women's beautiful underwear-clad bodies. Emma and Jessica looked back in mute defiance.
Eventually, he broke the silence with "You are Jessica Scandar and Emma Warsmith. Pirates. Kidnappers. Rebels."
Jessica and Emma both looked at each other and shrugged. "I think the term you're looking for is `Buccaneers`," Jessica replied casually, "kind of sounds better to us."
The tall, thin man parted his lips to reveal two rows of shark-like teeth, which somehow achieved what Emma thought would have been impossible and made her nostalgic for the smile he'd worn when entering the room.
"You do not deny capturing the Her Grace, Duchess Annabelle of Artion, rightful ruler of the subjects of Artion, the niece of the Empress herself, glory be to the Grand High Protector of the Faith and Eternal Leader of the Imperium. You do not deny subjecting the Duchess' body to the most cruel and vile of public humiliations?"