This story was originally written for the Pandemonium event in September 2024.
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CHAPTER 1
When Anthony woke up and set off for work, it didn't enter his mind that he'd be involved in a devastating car accident. If he could see how utterly wrecked his car would get, he'd say there was no way in hell that anyone had survived. He would be correct, too. The whole thing was about to put a serious damper of his mood.
For now, however, everything was perfectly fine. He was cruising down the freeway, his trusty Honda doing its best to keep up with the cars behind him as he stubbornly clung to the fast lane. It was early Monday morning and the traffic was pleasantly light, although that would surely change as he approached the exit to downtown.
A wide yawn stretching his jaw, he twisted the knob of the old car radio, tuning it to what sounded like an 80s music channel. Although this era was a decade or so before his time, he found its hits quite pleasing to the ear and enjoyable. Soon, however, and to his mild irritation, the placid synthesizer tunes of Hall & Oates gradually faded away. They were replaced by a raspy, two-packs-a-day voice of a DJ who saw it fit to interrupt the music with his overly enthusiastic bleating.
"You might be out of touch but we are not!" he started, working in the station's name into his awkward quip. "And I've got some interesting bit of local news, boys and girls, that y'all should find quite amusing..."
"Oh yeah?" Tony challenged him, hand hovering around the gauge. "You've got five seconds to convince me."
"-- twelve men, aged twenty to twenty eight, were admitted to the city hospital over the weekend in some very mysterious circumstances. All of them suffered from extreme exhaustion and dehydration, but the doctors identified no obvious cause --"
"Drugs, man," Tony remarked with a shrug. "Probably LSD or some shit," he added, reaffirming his stance to never try anything spicier than a joint.
"-- expected to make full recovery with no lasting consequences," the radio host continued. "What's strange is that upon waking up, all twelve reported almost identical stories to the police. On Saturday, each man went to a club and noticed a strikingly attractive woman sitting alone at the bar. She was very receptive to his advances, and before long they were back at his apartment where, well, I don't suppose I have to spell it out for you..."
"Whores," Tony stated his incisive opinion again. "They probably robbed them too, huh?"
"-- pass out and remember nothing, until they woke up in the hospital bed. In every case, it was the woman herself who had called 911, but she would always leave before the paramedics arrived. Based on the guys' descriptions of the women, only two females seem to have been involved: both in early twenties, a tall brunette and an average-height redhead. Once again, we're talking about twelve men, and all of this happened over the span of maybe eight hours in different parts of the city."
"Huh... Now that's some very
efficient
whores," Tony remarked, finally conceding, "Alright, maybe there's really something weird to this story..."
"-- in excellent health and shape otherwise, and the only activity they engaged in has been, you know, of the intimate kind," the host alluded, a lewd chuckle woven into the throaty rasp of his voice. "Yeah, that must have been a very vigorous encounter... In any case, the police are still looking for the two women, but it's unclear whether there's anything to charge them with. Most of the men involved have already returned home. None has filed a report that'd allege, say, a sexual assault or burglary..."
Tony groaned. "Man, why nothing like this ever happens to me?" his question bounced off of the windshield. "A hot chick that's so wild, she leaves you too tired to even move? Where the hell do I find one?"
Bemoaning his sex life, which was decidedly less adventurous than the salacious news story, he listened to the rest of the report as it segued back into music. The traffic got progressively denser; he swerved into the exit lane and rolled off the ramp. He came to an abrupt halt right before the first stoplight, because it turned red the very moment he was about to speed up and dash through.
"Awesome," he said sarcastically, knowing it'd take a good minute to jostle through the busy crossing. He lowered the window and rested his arm on the car's door, daydreaming about the duo of those mysterious and sexy women. A dark brunette and a fiery redhead, huh? Some nice contrast there, he thought; it sure would look good if they were taking turns sucking on his hard cock...
His lewd reverie was interrupted by loud honking of the car behind him. It was interspersed with some rather indignant yelling from its driver.
"Oh, fuck off!" Tony yelled, as the engine of his car revved up and swiftly carried him forward.
He had the green light so he didn't pay much attention, and definitely not to his left flank. The crossing looked mostly empty anyway -- or at least it did a second ago, before this large truck came seemingly out of nowhere, zipping past the many vehicles that had queued up in the carpool lane. There was a rising wave of blaring horns as it passed by, which finally prompted Tony to turn his head and look.
By the time he did, it was already too late.
Going at over sixty miles per hour, the massive eighteen-wheeler flew out of the cross street and rammed into the driver door of his paltry Honda Accord. The impact diverted the large vehicle, just enough to smash into the nearby tree but not quite enough to fell it. Old roots were brutally ripped from the earth, ravaging the undercarriage and bringing the truck to a forced stop. Meanwhile, the half-flattened jumble of metal that used to be Tony's car spun across the intersection, hitting the sign that signaled the end of the freeway and practically wrapping itself around it.
Tony hadn't got much time to react. The only thing he managed to accomplish was to notice the two women in the truck. There was a charcoal-haired brunette in the driver seat, along with and a shorter, emerald-eyed redhead as the passenger.
But their bodies wouldn't be found in the grisly wreckage, and neither would be his.
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