Chapter 7 - The Dragon's Den
For George, the latter half of the school day was typically the roughest. His curse had usually exhausted him so much by that point that he had barely any energy to give anyone, let alone pay attention to something he had only a passing interest in, like History class.
However, there were small mercies he could usually count on, and one of them was his teacher, Mr. Mars himself. He was a handsome and charismatic man in his late forties, with short brown hair graying gracefully and deep smile lines around his eyes. He had a reputation for being lenient with his students, caring less about homework and tests and more about weaving a story through the lens of history. Sometimes, he was so passionate about the material that his lectures came off like theater performances, with all the grandeur an overcrowded high school classroom could muster. As a result, Mr. Mars was regarded throughout the school as the history teacher you wanted to have. The alternative was Mr. Veiss's American History class, which all the football players took for obvious reasons.
He enjoyed dressing up in period-appropriate attire, or at least, as best he could on a teacher's salary. On this particular day, Mr. Mars was wearing a very cheap-looking Roman legionnaire costume one might find at a Halloween store. The kind that you might wear once and forget about. He'd used it many times during his tenure, evidenced by the copious amounts of duct tape and safety pins, giving it an even more shoddy appearance. But he never seemed to care about such things.
More importantly, for George at least, Mr. Mars never seemed to mind when he was late or uncommunicative. So when George quietly entered and tip-toed to his desk in the back of the room, he didn't break Mr. Mars's stride.
Mr. Mars was in the middle of a particularly graphic description of the second Punic war between Rome and Carthage. Specifically, the battle of Cannae, where Hannibal wiped the floor with the largest Roman army ever assembled. While he usually withheld most of the gory stuff, there was enough vivid detail to make it feel like you were really there. Indeed, Mr. Mars was so excited about history that George wouldn't have been surprised if he actually was. The presentation was so good that it stole the attention of the Genie, who gasped with awe and delight during the most exciting parts.
However, George was having trouble keeping up. His thoughts were drawn to his encounter with Ms. McCoole. He felt much better about the situation now that they'd had a chance to speak. But there was something mildly disconcerting about how easily he devolved into a lecherous beast when given the opportunity. A switch had been flipped, and now that he had a bit of distance and time to think, he wondered where that impulse came from. Even more surprising was how suddenly he could stop when Ms. McCoole used the safe word, given how all-consuming the feeling was. At one point, it was as if she were mere prey to be devoured. He was so engrossed in his thoughts that he missed one of Mr. Mars' famous puns, which had the whole class giggling or groaning.
The Genie was in stitches. "The elephant of surprise instead of the element, cuz of the whole crossing the Alps bit. That's clever! I like it!"
George had heard it before but was glad she was entertained at least. "Think about it. You have a nice cozy date; the fire is lit, and you're going in for the kiss when suddenly," George smacked the desk with a loud thwack, "Surprise elephant!"
The Genie giggled at his surprisingly silly display. However, George got a surprise of his own when Mr. Mars looked over to him and said, "Hey now, do yourself a favor and leave the funny stuff to me ay, George."
George bolted upright in his chair. He'd intended that to be for his companion's ears only and didn't expect anyone else to hear him. He'd already become so used to her ability to keep him hidden that he didn't even think to be sneaky.
"Oops!" said the Genie. "My bad. I must have let that one slip through somehow."
"Very funny," he said, using their connection.
"For serious! That elephant must have been super surprising."
"Sure, sure." He couldn't tell if she was joking, but nobody in class seemed to be paying attention to him, and he figured he'd need to practice speaking to her with his mind anyway, so he let it go and changed the subject. "That was pretty intense before, huh?"
"Oh gosh, yeah, it was! You two were magnificent! I loved seeing her boobs bounce and the noises she made..." She sent a shiver down his spine to bring her point home.
"You don't think I was too rough?"
"No way! Master, you did everything right. She loves the rough stuff. The choking was a nice touch, by the way. Didn't see that one coming. Made me squirt a little. So fucking hot!"
He grinned. "Yeah, I honestly don't know where that came from. I've never thought about it before. Um...she said something about knocking her up? She doesn't actually want that, right?"
"She's a grown woman with her contraception in order, so she's not worried. However, if the unlikely did occur, she wouldn't be that upset about it." George could feel her breath on his ear. "What do you think, Master? Is that something you want?"
George knew he had to be very careful. One unfortunate bit of phrasing, and he'd cross a line he was sure he was not ready for. "Someday, maybe. That's another thing I haven't really thought about. I didn't think I'd make it this far. What about you?"
Her voice sounded hot and heavy. "I think you already know the answer to that, Master."
George chuckled nervously and said, "Yeah...I think we understand each other." He quickly changed the subject, "By the way, during the, uh... romp, did you notice anything strange? About how I was acting?"
If Genie noticed his dodge, she let him off the hook. "What's strange is that you aren't doing me like that. I'm so jealous and horny that I might die. You don't want me to die, do you, Master?"
George smirked. "You're pouting. I can feel you pouting right now."
"I totally am! Dammit! What's a cosmic being have to do to get some dick around here?"
"Tonight, when we get home."
"You promise?"
"I promise. We'll make lots of inappropriate jokes, wish up a storm, and fuck each other's brains out all night. How's that sound?"
"Don't mess with me, Master. I'll choke you out if I have to."
He laughed out loud, prompting Mr. Mars to say to the class, "See? At least one of you appreciates my humor."
George's laugh faded into a nervous chuckle. "Genie, I thought you were hiding us," he said, faking a toothy smile.
"I'm sorry! I'm just so flustered right now. Can't we just, like, leave a clone of you here while we start the party early?"
"You can do that?"
"I dunno. Probably."
"Ugh," he groaned. "I really need to read your manual."
"Anytime, big boy."
However, as plans for their evening were taking shape, an unwelcome visitor knocked on the open door frame behind them.
Mr. Mars finished the joke he was telling, then responded, "What is it, citizen? Speak quickly!" The class giggled at his commitment to the character in spite of the interruption.
In the doorway stood Connor, who, with a casual sway, said, "M'bad. Mr. Veiss wants to see George."
"Crap," muttered George.
But Mr. Mars didn't break stride. "Mr. Everhart is duty bound to listen to my ramblings for the next..." he checked the clock above the door, "Thirty minutes. Is it urgent?"
Connor shrugged, "Dunno, but Coach wants him. If you want, I can go back and get a hall pass, but he's a busy guy."
The implication was clear from his tone. Coach Veiss wouldn't be happy if he had to wait, and the entire school seemed to understand that Veiss ran the show.
After a moment's hesitation, Mr. Mars looked at George and said, "Fine. Gods forbid our dear coach doesn't get what he wants." He grabbed a pad of hall passes out of his desk and filled it out while George gathered his things. As Mr. Mars handed him the hall pass, he said, "Hey, George?"
"Yes, sir?"
The wise history teacher had a glint in his eye and said, "Remember, if you can't find a way, make one."
"Huh?" he replied with a cocked eyebrow.
Mr. Mars smiled. "Quote from Hannibal. It'll be on the mid-term, so write it down."
Confused, George nodded and left the room.
Connor beckoned George to follow, and the two set off through the halls but said nothing. George was sure Connor was up to something and hoped his companion had some magical insight. "Genie, do you know what this is about?"
"Well, I can say with 100% certainty that he isn't planning to seduce you. Does that help?"
"It... doesn't not help."
She chuckled mischievously. "I'll keep a lookout. If I notice anything, I'll let you know."
The silence as they marched was getting on his nerves. George did his best not to let his annoyance show as he followed a step behind. To his surprise, he was beginning to miss the simplicity of attending class like a typical student and wondered if he'd ever return to something resembling normal.
Finally, after they entered the commons, George said, "So what's this really about?"
"I told you. Coach wants to see you," he replied calmly.
"Uh-huh. That code for something?"