After defeating the pirate captain that stole his ship, lizardfolk Bosco finds himself in posession of an amulet that makes the all female crew of pirates ravenous for him. Thinking quickly, the pirate quartermaster strikes a sultry deal with the lizardfolk, getting him a new crew with some added benefits.
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Bosco kept swimming in the direction of his ship, trying to save his energy by mostly letting his thick crocodile tail do the moving.
Most sailors and even captains would have just cursed everything under the skies and the seas when they found out their ship had been stolen, not jump into the water and chase after it, but Bosco was not like most people.
For starters, his particular breed of lizardfolk shared lots of traits with saltwater crocodiles, making him rather adept at swimming for long hours if needed.
And further to that, he was an epically stubborn sailor, who had saved for years to be able to afford the first payment on that ship, and he'd rather die in the open seas than take that lying down.
Also, he did, in fact, curse at those that stole his ship. So much so that he probably offended a few gods with rather thin skin.
He was still cursing right now, though since his long crocodile snout was under water, you wouldn't be able to hear it unless you were a fish with a curiosity of landwalker languages.
The ship, a lovely carrack that he had bought from a retiring captain and that he had restored mostly with his own hands and paying for easy work with ale, had finally slowed down and dropped anchor, the pirates that stole it probably thinking they were too far away from shore for anyone else to still be giving chase.
Bosco grit his sharp teeth, there was going to be a reckoning.
He sped up his swimming as he got closer to the anchor chain, trying his best to contain his fury so as not to waste precious energy that we would need above deck.
Taking on a whole crew of pirates all by himself seemed like suicide, but he was too pissed off to care anymore.
As he finally reached the chain, he grinned in anticipation before grabbing it tightly and pulling his huge body up.
His physique, rather on the rounder side, did a good job of hiding his true strength, for under his scales and rum belly he had a powerful build, his arms bulging with power as he climbed the chain link by link.
He tried his best to keep the sounds from his effort quiet, though rather quickly he realised that there was some racket up on the deck...
Moans, and not the moans of someone being punished with a lashing, but rather, the ones you sometimes heard outside the whorehouses back at port.
Bosco had to stop for a moment... What the hell was going on his ship?
He shook his head as the anger took over him again, whatever the fuck they were doing, he didn't care.
With a final strong pull of his arms, he lifted himself over the rail on the main deck, rolling onto the ship with a thud and quickly getting up while drawing his knife.
The scene on the deck was nothing like he had expected, but thankfully the surprise was mutual due to his abrupt entrance.
All of the sailors aboard... were women. And rather pretty women at that.
They were all dressed rather skimpily, even for sailors in these warm latitudes, with shirts or tops so small they barely counted as bras and pantaloons so short it almost begged the question why did they bother with them.
It was also a rainbow of shapes and colors, though those with paler skin had been out on the sea for long enough to develop a deep tan, though perhaps with some tan lines showing here and there.
Most of the sailors were human women, but there was also a variety of demihumans in the mix, with no group being more apparent than others.
And the moaning he had heard is because they had been... celebrating. With multiple women still hugging each other lovingly while others rushed to cover themselves before grabbing their weapons.
Pushing through them was the only obvious man of the crew, a portly and rather unwholesome looking person that reminded Bosco of a pig that had just been fed the fattest and thickest bread a baker could make and had also drowned in so much wine he was red and bloated all over.
He shoved some of the smaller women aside as he squared off with him, still pulling up his pants and adjusting his captain's hat.
"Who in the bloody blazes are you, lizard face!" he said, brandishing a cutlass with a flair that showed he knew how to use it, despite his appearance.
Bosco exploded at the words from the pirate.
"I'm the fucking bloody owner of this ship, you bloated pig shit!" he said, readying himself for combat.
The pirate laughed loudly with a screech that made Bosco want to tear off his throat.
"You fucking swam after us?" the pirate said in a mocking tone, "you listen to that gals? This fucking idiot chased us all night just to be shanked here!"
Some of the gals gave out some fake and unenthusiastic laughs.
"You bitches are fucking useless! Can't even laugh at a good quip!" the pirate said, annoyed at the lack of enthusiasm from his crew.
Bosco gripped his knife tight, looking for an opening.
"What's the matter, you piece of shit?" he said, trying to goad him, "you can't get your bitches to respect that pathetic mug of yours?"
The pirate clenched his teeth, his gold tooth shining under his lips but actually making him look more tacky.
"Big words for what's going to be my new crocodile rug!" he said, waving his cutlass around, "don't you just stand there, you dumb cunts! Shank him!"
The sound of knives, swords and axes being picked up started feeling the deck, but there was a noticeable lack of enthusiasm.
Bosco, sensing a possible weakness, started laughing loudly.
"You must be the most pathetic lump of lard in all the seas!" he said, mocking the pirate, "do these bitches also babysit you at night? Change your diaper?"
He continued laughing loudly, all while dropping his guard.
"You insolent walking purse!" the pirate said, lunging towards him with his cutlass.
That was his chance, Bosco thought.
And with a speed that felt unnatural for his size, at least to those who had never seen a crocodile spring into action, he sidestepped the pirate's attack, plunging his knife down as his enemy speeded past him.
Bosco's swing left a deep nasty gash on the back of the pirate and ripping his shirt almost completely, forcing the man to rip it off as he winced in pain.
"How the fuck are you so fast!" the pirate screamed in surprise.
But he was already on the back foot, and Bosco would not let his chance go to waste.
Bosco threw his left fist in an arch towards the pirate, forcing him to raise his arm to block it and making him almost lose his balance due to the surprising force from the hit.
The pirate, furious, held on to the deck railing with his sword arm, and kept his distance from Bosco as much as he could.
"Bitches, what the fuck are you doing!?" he yelled at his crew, "if this cur kills me none of you will get any!"
The air on the deck seemed to go cold as waves of anxiety filled all the women aboard.
But Bosco didn't have time to waste on this.
With a forceful lunge, Bosco lifted his foot and made it come crashing down against the pirate's left arm, catching it between himself and the railing with a horrible bone breaking snap.
The pirate screamed in agony from the pain of his broken arm, and it was then that Bosco saw it... attached to the man's chest was some kind of... gem, or perhaps amulet.
It was red like a blood ruby and sat on a golden diamond frame, but it did not hang off the pirate's neck... it was embedded on him, literally jutting out of his flesh.
Bosco didn't know what kind of sorcery was this, but he didn't like it, and suspected it had something to do with the odd crew this pirate had.
So taking a risk, he threw himself at his enemy, but instead of bringing down his knife or his fist, he bit the amulet on the pirate's chest with all the force of his jaws.
Following the flow of that first movement, and before anyone had any chance to react, he spun around in an inhumanly strong death roll, the rotund pirate literally flying like a comet around Bosco, who would not release his savage grip on the embedded amulet.
"No! No! No!" the pirate screamed as he spun helplessly, "stop you stupid lizard! Stop! Stop!!!"
With a horrible sound of ripped flesh, the amulet came off his skin with a substantial chunk of his own flesh attached, and all of it still firmly gripped by Bosco's jaws.
The pirate went flying over the edge of the deck, his rotund body slamming itself against the railing with a thud before rolling over it and hitting the anchor chain on the way down.
His screaming stopped with that horrid thud against the railing, no further noise was made by him as his body hit the water, and no calls for help came from overboard.
It would seem that slam had either killed him, or knocked him out.
Bosco risked a look over the railing as he pulled the amulet from his teeth; the body of the pirate was floating face down on the water, his blood dyeing the sea red and attracting the hungry sea life.
He didn't move at all.
Despite his rough life and rougher personality, Bosco was not in the habit of killing people, so he sat on the railing for a moment, his mind in a brief haze as he stared at whatever the pirate had embedded in his chest and which was now in his possession.
It actually was much bigger than it looked on the pirate's chest, with an odd golden pyramidal shape protruding from the back of it, from which the remains of its previous owner still dangled like butcher scraps.
No wonder the pirate had bled so profusely when Bosco had ripped it out; gods know how many veins or arteries got pulled out with it.