Judith sat cross-legged on the floor with her cloak arranged over her shoulders. The stone floor of the sunken church scratched at her bare rump. It was a microcosm of the pickling she felt on the inside. Her face burned with a heat that had nothing to do with the torches.
If she looked like she wanted to crawl into a hole out of embarrassment, Luca looked like he actively wanted to fade out of existence. He'd managed to put some of his clothes on, but was afraid to don the rest, as if the Archbishop's piercing glare had cursed them to sear his skin.
Filia, of course, seemed decidedly unfazed by the whole thing. At the very least she'd made herself modest by wrapping some shadows around her body. Her expression was neutral, but she did keep casting glances at the Holy Lance in the Archbishop's hand.
"I would be lying if I said this was the strangest thing I'd seen today," the Archbishop said. He tapped the butt of the Lance against the floor. "It is far from horrifying, yet, I honestly have no idea what to do."
"Luca did what he had to to facilitate Filia's recovery," Judith explained. " There was no way for her to heal without his...essence."
"So this is the famed succubus." The Archbishop looked at Filia as if he were sizing up a bug.
"Keep your eyes to yourself, papist," Filia said, her voice dangerous. Judith blinked. Filia actually sounded a little put off. Was it the Archbishop's raw power, the Lance, or both?
The Archbishop's fingers flexed against the Lance. " Mind yourself, Infernal."
"Alright, look," Filia said. "All I want to know is what you're going to do to these two. Because if it involves that big poking stick in your hand, we're going to have a fucking problem."
The Archbishop blinked. "You concern yourself with them?"
"You're goddamn right I do."
"That does not inspire my confidence."
Filia made a frustrated noise. "Fires, now I see where you get it from, Judith."
"Please don't drag me into this," Judith deadpanned.
"I think it's too late for that," Luca croaked.
"Look, are we going to fight or are you going to play nice?" Filia said, glowering at the Archbishop. Judith knew she should jump to her mentor's defense, but shame hung around her neck like a heavy weight.
The Archbishop bowed his head, as if in thought or prayer. He considered the three of them in turn, practiced eyes moving between them. Filia's lips pulled back from her teeth.
"My disappointment is immeasurable," the Archbishop said, his gaze settling on Judith. "As you said, Luca did what he did to facilitate your group's continued survival. But you, Judith. I expected better from you." Judith bowed her head in shame.
"Oh, fuck off, you wattle-scroted holy dickhead," Filia snarled.
Judith raised her hand. "Filia! Don't." She lifted her gaze to the Archbishop's. "I will accept whatever punishment you deem fit. But only after we have finished dealing with the situation at hand."
Her mentor considered this for a moment, then nodded. "Clothe yourselves, you two. We must away from here."
"Uh, hello, have you all forgotten about the Before God in the process of breaking out of his containment at the edge of reality?" Filia asked, her tail whipping back and forth. She looked like she wanted nothing more than to lunge at the Archbishop and tear him apart, but that would be suicide with him holding the Holy Lance. "I don't know about you, but it seems like a good plan to, you know, deal with that."
"I cannot begin to imagine how we would even accomplish that," the Archbishop said. "The Lord has not shown me the way."
"Why does He need to do that?" Filia snarked. She pointed up at the ceiling. "We can figure it out our damn selves if we have to. This isn't exactly something that's going to resolve itself, you know."
"What do you suggest then?" Luca asked.
Filia puffed up her chest. "The Vatican."
Judith looked up at her. "Saint Peter's?"
The succubus waved a hand. "Whatever you prefer to call it. Yog needed the Pope because he was a concentration of holy power, right? Well, we managed to stop whatever mutation process he was putting the poor old coot through. But Yog's not going to give up easily. Evidently he needs some kind of locus of holy power to undo whatever's holding him down. The only reliable concentration of that left in this whole topsy turvy surrealist nightmare is the remains of the Vatican." She clapped her hands together. "We reduce that to rubble - more than it already is at least - Yog will be screwed."
"That just seems like an excuse to destroy the cathedral," the Archbishop said in a flat voice.
"I know it does, believe me! But I know you see the logic in it." Filia made a face. "Or, do you?"
Luca laced his fingers together, squeezing his palms together. "Unthinkable as it is, it does make a certain sort of sense. And the faith is strong, we can always rebuild. We did it in the past."
Judith looked between everyone else in the room. Luca had said it - destroying the Vatican was unthinkable, the direct antithesis of everything she had sworn to defend. But the alternative was letting a primordial deity run amok and unmake the entire world. A building versus the whole of creation was an easy choice.
Judith rose, shrugging off her cloak. She didn't bother to make herself modest as she began strapping on her armor. "It makes sense to me," she said. "But how do you propose we do it?"
The Archbishop dutifully turned his head away out of consideration. "I saw that the Sanctum Templar is still attached to the rest of the structure, despite it's new heretical configuration in the sky. Unless those strange minions have emptied out the stores, there should be a cache of explosives in the armory in the Sanctum. We can plant them in the vestibule and detonate them remotely. Even if the blast doesn't completely blow the building apart, it will at least make it structurally unstable so that gravity will do the rest."
"High-tech," FIlia said. "I can dig that."
"You're with us?" Judith asked the Archbishop.
The Archbishop rested the butt of the Lance against the ground. "I do not know of a way out of this, so this plan seems the only real logical choice. The Lord will forgive us the necessity of it all, I think. Even if we were able to preserve the Holy See's structural integrity, it's walls have seen too much evil."
Judith cinched the last of the straps tight around her waist. She buckled Celerity's sheath to her belt. "Time grows short," she said. "We shouldn't linger."
"Put your pants on, Luca," Filia said, ruffling his hair as she walked past. "We're gonna go spit in a Before God's eye."
"R-right." Luca dutifully turned around as she fumbled with his pants.
They blew out the torches one by one, until there were only four left, one for each of them. Once Luca was suitably clothed again, Judith led the way out of the underground church. The mood between them was as frosty as the underground air. It took her a moment to find the path they'd walked in, but when she did, Judith was able to retrace their steps easily.
"Despite the extenuating circumstances," the Archbishop said in a low voice behind her, "it is good to see you alive, Judith."
Judith felt her throat tighten a little. "What happened to you after everything went wrong in the Sanctum?" she asked. "Luca wound up under the Colosseum, and I was dragged into the darkness down here."
"I found myself in the archives of the research division," the Archbishop said. "Unfortunately, rather than its proper place underground, I was suspended several hundred feet in the air. However, the arms I found there served me well. I'm far from worthy of holding onto the Lance, but I had need of its power to survive." Judith heard the ancient, consecrated weapon tap against the tunnel wall. "It's the only thing I have left out of everything I took."
"How did you get down?"
A pause. "Very, very carefully."
"Did you encounter the verdes?"
"The what?"
"The mutated creatures. We called them verdes because of the color of their flesh."
"Ah, them. Yes, I did. They were human, were they not?"
"Yes. We were not sure what caused them to change as they did. It's connected to the Before God, obviously."
"Questions for later, I think. Right now, we focus on our purpose."
Judith nodded as they reached the bottom of the pit leading up to the surface. "Up this way."