"Chief Scientist Zor!! We believe we have found the perfect male specimen to take back with us," said the Wuug Scientist.
The Chief came out from behind and came over to stand with all the other scientists.
"Well it's about time. Show him on the display, now," she demanded.
The Wuug pressed a button and a holographic 3D image of the earthling appeared. She was not at all what Zor was hoping for. Earthlings always looked strange to her due to only having one penis and two arms but this Earthling was different.
"That...thing does not look very big," she said, pointing to his genitalia.
"I- I know Ma'm but you need to remember that the Wuug has much bigger penises compared to humans. When compared to other males of his species, his is on an average scale,"
"True however, what happened to that other male we were looking into? The one with huge muscles for a human and enourmous genitalia?" She asked.
"We decided that this one is better than him because he has less of a chance of hurting a female with his penis. Also that male was acquiring females for sex a lot where this one has not had sex before by all accounts and is probably more likely to mate faster," he explained.
"Fair enough, bring up the surveillance we've been keeping," said Zor.
The Wuug pressed a button and a bunch of screens shot up depicting the male. One showed him masturbating where another showed him trying to attract a mate only to have the female laugh at him and walk away leaving him with a sad look on his face. Next screen showed a group of people laughing at him as he tried his best to hold hands over his groin.
"What happened there?" Asked the captain.
"We believe he was hugged by a girl and his penis became erect. One of the girls noticed and started laughing. Others joined in soon enough,"
"Why be embarrassed of an erection? He should be proud of it, flaunt it for the world to see!!," said the captain.
"Their sexual traditions are much different than ours captain, so what do we do?"
"How old is he?"
"24 earth years ma'm"
"This boy is perfect!! Being the age of 24 and still a virgin must mean his sex drive is through the roof. You may abduct him when safe," she said, walking away.
******
John walked through out the front door holding back tears. A guy called from the front door.
"Have a good night pulling yourself John you stupid fucking virgin," he yelled out, drunk and laughing.
John cried all the way down the road. It was only 8:30 so there was still people on the street. A couple of kids saw him and laughed at his tears which made him cry more. He shook his head and reached his car. He sat down in the drivers seat and buried his head in his hands.
"It's not fair!!" He thought to himself, "everyone my age has lost their virginity but me. I have always been nice to girls and flirted with them but i always come off as creepy. When will i ever have sex!!"
Once he had done crying, he turned around to start the car but it wouldn't start. He slammed his hands down on the wheel and made the horn honk. This meant he had to call his dad who always talked constantly about what a loser he was and how crappy his car was.
He got out his phone to text but it was off. It wouldn't turn back on either. He looked at his watch and the hands had stopped turning. He looked outside and all the houses had their lights turned off. John was worried. He tried to open the door but it was locked and wouldn't unlock.
He screamed help but no one came. A blue light illuminated the vehicle and suddenly John found himself in a small, circular metal room. He panted as there was nothing he could do but wait and see what happened.
******
"Animal secured captain," announced the Wuug scientist.
"Good, now we should find him a mate. How goes the search for a female?"
"There are multiple candidates. But there is one we are completely satisfied with," he said.
"Bring her up then," said the captain.
A light again shot up and the beautiful naked body of a teenage girl appeared before them. She had short blonde hair and nice breasts.
"How old is this one?" Asked Zor.
"She is 18. Her womb is at a prime state for breeding and she is considered very attractive by other mates her age," said the Wuug.
"Is she a virgin?"
"Through observation we have found that she has engaged in sexual acts such as sucking the male instrument and having hers eaten out and then theres also hand acts but never full genital penetration,"
"Could be better but it'll have to do. Bring her up when ready," said Zor, walking away.
******
Nicky opened the bag and started loading it up with as much money as she could grab whilst Emily opened a bottle of whiskey she took off the shelf before having a swig and offering the bottle to Nicky.
"To partners in crime!!" She said, laughing.
"What the hell are you doing?! I thought we were just grabbing this and running?!" She asked in a hushed tone.
"Just a lil fun Nicky. We'll be outta here in no time," she smiled.
"Ok whatever I think I got enough anyway. Let's get going."
Emily got out of the front door of the bottle shop first and suddenly an alarm went off and a big metal door slammed down between the two girls.
"Holy shit EM!! What do I do!?!" She yelled.
"Uh... I dunno!! Quickly check the back!!" She suggested.
Nicky ran to the back only to find the door locked as well and wouldn't open. She was at the front door again and was halfway through telling Emily that it wouldn't open when she realised she was across the road and running through the park. Nicky just groaned and sat down. Sure enough the officers would come through the front and arrest her. There was nothing she could do.
Half an hour later she had just gotten her mugshot done and was being led to her cell by officer Jackie. Nicky turned to go to the empty cell on the left that was reserved for minors when Jackie grabbed her and forced her to the cell on the right which had four ladies in it already.
"Hey what gives!!?" She asked Jackie.
"Came to your house on your birthday last week Nicky. You were told that you're an adult now and if you break the law again you'll be tried as one. And for starters that means going in the adult cells," she said, smiling.
This gave a chorus of woos and cheers from the girls in the cell as Nicky was thrown in with them.